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Congrats to goofrey for his winning quote!!
8/18 - Eugene"I'm bigger than big, I'm EUGE!"
Nooooooooooo! I am the air guitar master!
Im gonna be the next food network star
Bring it future!
Kissing and hard metal rocking my future goodbye!
my future is full .... of tetanus shots
Hard metal rock is not dead...and neither is my future! Rock on future!
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.
Eugene Likes Turtles
Heavy metal emo!
"Remember Kids, seek disapproval and no one will ask you to do anything."
Kiss my goth!
"Today I found there IS such a thing as too much eyeliner."
For those who said that I couldn't make it...well, kiss my metal rock star ass! You suck!
If you love me so much, why are you walking away?
A studded jock strap was a bad idea!!
Stop judging me!
"This was my parents' idea!"
Kiss my Harley!
Future Opera Singer: Trading in his spikes for a horned helmet.
I like school sooo much, I don't want to leave!
What do you mean this isn't the photo shoot for Rock of Ages?
"Greatest Bands Ever : Megadeth, Dio, Dethkolk, Taylor Swift... NO WAIT, DON'T PUT THAT ON THERE!"
Greatest Bands Ever : Megadeth, Dio, Dethkolk, Taylor Swift... NO WAIT, DON'T PUT THAT ON THERE!
Just let me exist as I am!
How dare you insult my daddy and his 1957 Harley Davidson XL Sportster!
"This is why I never had friends..."
"AND THE RAM SHALL BLEED UNTO THE SUN! SACRIFICING ALL ITS LIFE ENERGIES TO THE DARK ONE...!
my guitar hero can beat up your guitar hero!
what do i want to do with my life? i wanna rock!
"Oh my GAWD... my air guitar broke a string!"
AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I AM smiling!
guitar picks and killer licks. it's not easy, but it's my life.
"NOOOOOOO my makeup is smudged, Damn you non-waterproof mascara!"
First rule in becoming a rocker - make this gnarly face.
Tonight we dine in the bowels of HELL!!! ... or Taco Bell... Whichever is still open
For Sale: One Heart...Horrible Condition.
My head may be metal, but my heart is surely not.
WHY WON'T ANYONE HUG MEEE?!
"I SAID NO BROWN ONES!"
"And thusly... I shall consume this gigantic invisible unholy corn dog in the name of the evil lord master, who shall imbue me with powers beyond the imaginings of mortal men.
Hopefully it will impress Meredith too."
"Dark on the outside, bright WHITE on the inside"
"I am the very model of a modern Major-General!"
WHY must life be so cruel?!?!?!?!?!?
Underneath all this makeup is a fragile little girl.
Georgetown?..... i thought i was going to GOREtown University!!!
My world domination plan.....HAS FAILED!!!!!
Raisins?! I hate Raisins!