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Congrats to goofrey for his winning quote!!
8/18 - Eugene"I'm bigger than big, I'm EUGE!"
I'm missing Hannah Montana for this?!
To be or not- oh wait. Shakespeare hates my emo poems.
I hold the future.
Never name your kid Eugene. THANKS MOM!
Life can't keep up with me
I gonna graduate at all costs. Nobody can stop me.
Give me back my candy Bar
I once played the role of Kevin's bratty older brother Wayne, on the TV show the Wonder Years.
Black is the new orange
Black, the new white.
I'm so tired of crying black tears! See how I am sad!?
What do you mean I'm not black enough?!
I love anti colors
'Because this look just screams SUCCESS!'
And I would do anything for love
I have such a big heart, why can nobody see it
I just want to be loved, why doesn't anybody understand that.
What do you mean Gene Simmons Family Jewels got canceled? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Look at my horrible tan line! ITS HORRIFIC. [wail of anguish]
Fall out Boy said it best: "Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great..."
GAH! My Pen Exploded in My Face!!!
I hate school, I hate colors, and I hate this photograph
What? Gene Simmons is doing Dr. Pepper Commercials Now? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eugene, the rocker-biker-punk
LOVE ME.. im a ROCK star
Like the Tin Man I wish I had a heart... IN MY HAND!
I want to play my air guitar
I'm actually the valedictorian.
I'm the upcoming heavy metal air guitar world champion
Boy George ain't got nothin on me!
"This is SPARTAAA!"
Rainn Wilson is my Idol.
"Is this the audition for KISS?"
I survived the darkness to defeat you!!!!
Eugene couldn't take time off from his global tour with 'Rainbow Angels of Death' and unfortunately never got around to emailing us his quote.
Imagination. I can be anything.
I am so ready for this bike ride.
If I can do it.....you can do it.
That's sick, man! Sick!
That's sick, man. Sick!
"Linkin Park Is NOT Death Metal! Don't EVER Say That AGAIN!"
Noooo! Your camera flash will make me melllllllllT!!!
Eugene is dead! I am Dieter, Norwegian Death Metal Exchange Student.
I also like black licorice.
MMM: Playing air guitar in the school halls.
I'm a Rocker Emo Mime. Watch me eat this poison apple.
AHHHH.. THERES SOMETHING IN MY EYE!
"Alas poor yorick.."