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Congrats to goofrey for his winning quote!!
8/18 - Eugene"I'm bigger than big, I'm EUGE!"
(Picks up imaginary skull) - "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. "
(Hamlet Heavy Metal Style)
"Wham isn't that bad."
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!
My mascara is running isn't it? Please don't tell me it's running
I LIKE BLAAAAAACK!
I can't believe it's not butter! And I can't believe this is the last quote!
I knew chili was a bad idea for lunch!
Oh God! Are you barking mad?
I shall crush your SOUL!!!!
I JUST ATE SOME CHARCOAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
Welcome to Glee Club. The first rule of Glee Club is: you do not talk about Glee Club. The second rule of Glee Club is: you DO NOT talk about Glee Club. Third rule of Glee Club: if someone yells "cut!", passes out, or storms off, the song is over. Fourth rule: only two singers to a duet. Fifth rule: one melody at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the songs are bare vocals. No mics, no amps, no auto-tune. Seventh rule: the songs will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Glee Club, you have to sing.
I'm living a lie, all i really want to do is sing opera!
I wish I would have saved all the tears you made me cry because i could of drowned you in them.
The complexities of the human spirit juxtapose, within each of us, the desire to lay the smackdown on life.
If I don't make this pose I'll look like a tranny…
"I owe it all to my hero and inspiration Barry Manilow"
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
" My Creed: Don't Hinder me. It makes me Seether."
If I don't make this pose I'll look like a crying tranny…
Satan told me to stay in school!
OH MY GOD I LOVE HELLO KITTY SO MUCH
We learn not in the school, but in life.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Did someone say Heavy-Metal Eddie Izzard!?
I like to bake cakes.
IH MY GOSH I LOVE HELLO KITTY SO MUCH
OH MY GOSH I LOVE HELLO KITTY SO MUCH
Needed to fix mine.
Rock n RoLL
"DO NOT TELL ME TO SMILE! I WILL SMILE WHILE YOU BURN!"
I am so metal that I cry black streaks.
Oh the lipstick?
I salivate black as well.
"YOU'RE NEXT HASSELHOFF."
I told you not to jump out from behind doors like that!
Inside he's a happy goth.
"I'll trade you the rest of my beer for some carrot sticks."
Pioneer of Mopera (Metal + Opera)
"My mom said I would never be a professional metal air rocker. Yeah- well I SHOWED HER."
You don't like me coz I'm black?!
You don't understand my pain. Maybe if you read my poetry you would.
"What do you mean unicorns aren't real!?!?!"
What do you mean, "there's no apple in my hand"?...THERE'S NO APPLE IN MY HAND.
I'm sorry I wasn't your football star dad! But I'm a good person! Maybe if you read my poetry you'd understand!
the tan lines lie, i am not a farmer!
Give me back my drum sticks
Not the Light...
GARRRGH. Lighhtt. Baaadddd. GARRGH!!!
I'm a Level 5 Guitar Hero.
I wish I believed in waterproof!