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Congrats to goofrey for his winning quote!!
8/18 - Eugene"I'm bigger than big, I'm EUGE!"
"I want to rock you (till the break of dawn)!"
"I'll get you, Good Charlotte, I'll get yoooooou!!!!"
All of your air guitars are belong to us.
"If you're reading this, I probably took your lunch money"
More metal than any guitar can handle!
"Poetry club rulez, others drool!"
Who knows how long I've loved you, you know I love you still. Will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you want me to I will.
" wigglywah wigglywah wigglywigglywigglywahn"
I think i'm gonna hurl...
My black heart brims
With poems of woe.
The Bard Shakespeare
He hates them so.
AH... I think my back just gave out.
I love you this much!
The name is, "Spike Kills Rockerson" and I am here to rock you until your eyes bleed the blackest oil of your heart!
Metal is in my soul m/
"I got 99 problems."
Voted most likely to be a Priest.
If elected mayor, my first act will be to KILL the whole lot of you and BURN your town to cinders bwahahahahahaaaaa
"Nobody told me Rock came as a suppository!"
My mom won't let me have a motorcycle. She says her 'little pookie' might get hurt.
That exhaust pipe wasnt the best way to start the day.
Aggghh! Where did my sleeves go?!?
Why can't any of you respect my love for poetry!?!
Is my eyeliner running?
Grab life by the balls dude!
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
O ye of little faith!
I feel so misunderstood.
On the inside aren't we all just the same?
Raw with Eewgene!!!
"The Britney Spears tickets are sold out??!?! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Where is Fluffy?! I want to take my picture with Fluffy!
I'M STILL SCARED OF THE DARRRRRRRRRK!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
My horrifying make-up is intended to upstage my farmer's tan. Rock on!
"Be glad they didn't take my picture during my hair-metal phase."
"DUDE!!.. your girlfriends gonna break up the band!!"
I scream for ICE CREAM!
Let us pray to the metal gods.
Cutting invisable onions is a bitch.
You're going to end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a Heavy Metal Van, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
who stole the cheezburgers from my hands?!
I have a new leash on life!
First love: Metal. Second love: Heros.
This is to everyone who didn't think I would amount to anything: I'm going to be a PODIATRIST!
It's just a phase
Don't meddle with metal
"My mascara is running isn't it? Please don't tell me it's running"
"When life gives you lemons, scream until your soul turns black."