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Congrats to goofrey for his winning quote!!
8/18 - Eugene"I'm bigger than big, I'm EUGE!"
Air shredding rawks!
Oh God! My codpiece is inside out!
step back and smile? why don't you put that camera down and make me
Hi, my name is Eugene,
and I enjoy long walks on the beach, admiring puppies, changing babies diapers, and I tend to cuddle at night. I'm looking for that special someone. I dream of a girl who can beat me in a drinking game. Come find me if you feel the same.
but i am smiling!
Eugene, voted most likely to be come President. . . . . . . of his college BDSM Club.
The Glee Club will miss their favorite soprano.
Why do I look like this? Good sir, I dare say, why not?!
I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...
"I have feelings too!"
oh no! I forgot my knitting kit on the bus!
"Kali Ma... Kali Ma!"
give me an "A" or I KEEEL U
I yearn for the summer of school's end to warm my cold, black heart
I told her my nads were THIS BIG; why won't she go to the prom with me?
Thanks Grandma, for raising me. I'll always remember what you said - "Jesus don't love no wussy boy."
i heart isn't made of stone, it's cold hard awesome metal
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."
My favorite teachers were Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss. They really taught me everything I know.
Chip wouldnt let me on the team, ILL SHOW HIM ONEDAY!
I'm more vulnerable than you think.
My dog let me borrow his collar for this picture.
Your Mom is frickin hoooooooooot!
"Rock is pure poetry that expresses ones mind"
No one is getting even a piece of this 3 foot sub!
"You made me cry, I stole your heart, so take that!"
Kiss already has a guitarist?!
Welcome to the gun show!
the best quotes are from the dead
What do you mean black isn't this year's pink anymore?!
You know it's time for a boob job when your right boob reaches your hip!
The school principal tried very hard to fit in with the kids.
I'm crying on the inside
" My mommy and daddy don't love me. "
you laugh at me now, but when i am president of the US you will all bow to me!! HAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHa
"Hamlet meets death metal."
Oh no! I told myself I wouldn't cry... now my eyeliner is running.
"YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED ME!"
Has anyone seen my dog?!?!?
"This imaginary apple tastes terrible."
"I will PWN YOU ALL!"
"Didn't you hear them tell Darth Vader? That doesn't really work!"
Someone get me one of Karl's doves...
Eugene went on to be the back-up keyboardist in the very popular Goth Pop trio Rainbows Of Death.
periods ... why ?!
See kids? I know how to be cool.
My codpiece is inside out!