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Threadless Yearbook: Alexander (8/6)

Congrats to nathanwpyle for coming up with Alexander's quote!



8/6 - Alexander
"I'd quote Goethe here if I thought any of you understood German."

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jess4002

This is my don't-mess-with-me-or-I'll-throw-my-retainer-at-you look.

Maltzmania

This quote doesn't even exist.

TheInfamousBaka

"I read books that don't even exist yet."

masterjedijoe

the stick on this chair fit perfectly

tracerbullet

"What is life but something we live?"

butters2760

"I told you... I can't Read"

momoxNINJAA

"look away, my face is too handsome"

Codes28

"This book doesn't need words, I already know the ending."

Codes28

"I stick my nose up at this novel."

DesignbyProxy

You can't see me because I wear all black

DesignbyProxy

My poetry is meaningful, because the moon rises over tranquil bays at dusk.

jess4002

The turtleneck hides all the sloppy hickeys Missy gave me.

DesignbyProxy

Turtles are so romantic, that is why I wear clothes fashioned after them.

kblitch

Jesus loves my emo poems.

TimScribble

Shakespeare loves my emo poems.

DesignbyProxy

I'm not emo, I'm a male Emily Dickinson.

Jdiggy78

Alexander the president and only member of the french poetry club.

DesignbyProxy

Life isn't all depressing, there are rainbows and unicorns.

TimScribble

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments I take your breath away.

logpat

"Reading, the key to the soul, patch."

Ste7en

This picture is worth 1000 words, but I have probably already read them.

DesignbyProxy

I enjoy the sounds of snapping and bongos.

TimScribble

Dont hate me because I have a soul patch.

DesignbyProxy

Are you sure I'm not allowed to wear my sunglasses and beret?

EZFL


“As I gaze into infinite space, my sophisticated psyche is fixated upon the thought of one of those succulent burgers, served in the lunchroom, caressing my superior taste buds.”

mattysmithhh

No one will ever live up to Shakespeare, not even myself.

TimScribble

Take chances, put your turtleneck on the line.

WearerOfShirts

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can quote all of Shakespeare, and Whitman too.

rainyday_parade

Alexander's abnormally large adam's apple was the real reason he began wearing turtlenecks; theatre came naturally after that.

Sir.Maticus

Education is but an interference with my learning.

jess4002

This chapter of my life should be turned into a movie.

iPear

the cognative dissonanc of highschool makes me so apropos, like a transient vagabond on a journey into positive infinity...

AnubisibunA

Alexander, fed up with Bible study, turns an astute eye and ear to beat-poetry...

TheInfamousBaka

"My soul patch knows the meaning to life, the universe and everything."

DesignbyProxy

A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will be able to reproduce the words of Shakespeare, but and Alexander thoughtfully composing a symphony of expressions will make the world forget about Shakespeare.

nomadical

The beat of my heart keeps me from being beaten down by the cold, grey and bland that surrounds me.

squid104

"Shakespeare hates your emo poems"

yogurt85

Reading is my passion.

Jdiggy78

Even the sharks and the Jets feared Alexander the leader of the Turtles

butters2760

Alexander looked in disbelief after discovering that Tyler Durden is the Narrator, he did not want to believe

KvonB

My soul patch sense is tingling!

Ste7en

I will light the candles of wisdom with my burning gaze of knowlege.

textiles4you

"To be or not to be, I'm just that awesome."

arkanghel

Winner of the prestigious "Teacher's Choice Award" for best kiss-ass student

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