Your favourite movie qoutes EVER!

To get you started heres a few of mine...


Lester Burnham... for you brad... ive got five


Winston Wolfe ... Just because you are a carachter doesn't
mean you have carachter...


Jesus... Nobody fucks with the JESUS!


Amelie... atleast an artichoke has a heart


the 13th apostle... JC know him.... shiiiit... niger owes me twelve dollars


Daryl Keragin... that's going straight to the pool room!


entire cast of the House of flying daggers... SHUN!
Derek Zoolander... what is this a centre for ANTS!


Brick Top... No thanks turkish i'm already sweet enough.

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Ckshin

"Why is it that when women gives me an ounce of attention I fall in love" - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

staffell
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fix your spelling and you might get some responses

shirtflirt

so i says, hey, lama, hows about something, you know, for the effort.

the dalai looks at me and says
on yr deathbed you will receive total enlightenment

so i got that going for me

Amelia84

Who made that man a gunner?" "I did, Sir,he's my cousin."
"Who's he?"
"He's an Asshole sir"
"I know that. What's his name?"
"That is his name sir, Asshole, Major Asshole" "And his cousin?"
"He's an asshole too, Sir, Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip Asshole."
"How many Assholes we got on this anyhow?"
"YO!"
"I knew it, i'm surrounded by Assholes!" CHINK! "Keep firing Assholes!"

AsStarsGoOut

"i'm not addicted to drugs i'm addicted to GLAMOUR!"

i carnt spel

very nice...

the penguins from madagscar finnall reaching Antartica...

Well this SUCKS!

fc gravy

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...

tesco
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Christie: "I'll keep an eye out for ya, Stingray!"
Nick: "Yeah! Seeya!"

from Undefeatable

shirtflirt

we're going in there like everybody else
9 guys
no weapons

warriors

shirtflirt

were going ballistic mav
go get em!!!

top gun

shirtflirt

cook the man some bloody eggs!

once were warrirs

bananaphone
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There's more to life than being really really good looking.

shirtflirt

i can derelict my own balls thank you

SaraSmiles

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

shirtflirt

call me francis, i'll kill ya
touch my stuff, i'll kill ya....(etc)

SaraSmiles

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

SaraSmiles

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

SaraSmiles

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

shirtflirt

you ate a whole tub of butter?

i'm not mad, baxter. i'm impressed.

coolchika

FINDING NEmO-

Enciniminyney... enicimeninemeney.. encenimen...

Ok kid dont hurt your self.


"OMG i think he toched the butt"

i carnt spel

top gun

Tower, this is ghostrider, requesting a fly-by." "Negative, ghostrider, the pattern is full"

coolchika

shirt flirt i love that movie.

i carnt spel

lilo & stitch

You'll like it cuz it's stinky like you!

i carnt spel

shirtflirt, at 7:23pm on May 25, 2006
we're going in there like everybody else
9 guys
no weapons

warriors

GOLD... what was that from...

kayceislost

"Whose motorcycle is this?"
"It's a chopper, baby."
"Whose chopper is this?"
"It's Zed's."
"Who's Zed? "
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

shirtflirt

spel, it's from Warriors.


They shot Sirus! The Warriors shot Sirus!!!

spacesick
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"you owe me 15 grand, pal."

stingerstyler
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"Watch out man - beverage here" (Big Lebowski)

illustraTom

"Isn't life the strangest thing you've ever seen?"

shirtflirt

you may run like mays
but you hit like shit!

i carnt spel

Dude the chinaman is not the issue...

strong men do cry...

the old man told me to tkae any rug in the house

Fuck'n A

jpiatt
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I don't remember what movie it was but the quote went something like this "Oh....yeah....harder...Ugh Ugh Ugh. (followed by some moaning)"

i carnt spel

sounds like little forest on the swing while his mum was paving the way for his future education...

bananaphone
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thats so not what he says shirtflirt

he eats a whole wheel of cheese.

unless theres 2 movies with similar lines.


You're so wise... you're like a miniture buddah, all covered in hair.

shirtflirt

no. but you knew what i was talking about.

do you
understand
the words
that are coming out
of my mouth?

bananaphone
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I have many leather bound books, my apartment smells like... rich mahogony

lenabeana

oh and


bears can smell the menstruation!!

bananaphone
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do you really love lamp or are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?

sergioc

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND - SCARFACE

shirtflirt

liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

lenabeana

i ate asbestos once. it wasnt cotton candy like the man said. my stomach itches

SaraSmiles

all from my favorite movie

You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.

No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?


You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels.


You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.

It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two.

As Miss Golightly was saying before she was most rudely interrupted...

Holly, you're drunk.
Holly Golightly: True.

kayceislost

"I wasn't really dying. I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around. "

matchstick

gosh, i love movie qoutes.

wullagaru
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weve got a blind date with destiny .. and it looks like she ordered teh lobster - mystery men

"next person who says shennanigans is going to get pistol whipped"
"he farva whats that place you liek , you know the one with all teh shit on teh walls?"
"you mean shennanigans?"
"DO IT"- super troopers

play a little game called just th etip .. you know . see how it feels"
-wedding crashers

kayceislost

ahahaha i love super troopers!

"how ya doing over there mac?"
"good... enough... to fuck.... your mother!"

wullagaru
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"its powdered sugar"

"yeah sorry the lice hate it"

"its delicious"
-Super troopers

that ones for you kayce

kayceislost

i love the whole meow bit too. basically, just quote the whole movie and you are good.



oh i love this one too, from network:

I would like at this moment to announce that I will be retiring from this program in two weeks' time because of poor ratings. Since this show is the only thing I had going for me in my life, I've decided to kill myself. I'm going to blow my brains out right on this program a week from today. So tune in next Tuesday. That should give the public relations people a week to promote the show. You ought to get a hell of a rating out of that. 50 share, easy.

wullagaru
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HA ! that is great

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