SLOGAN SHOGUNS (submit new slogans here!)

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Step 4 design slogan

  1. JoelRHale

  2. Noh_Body

  3. toopersent

  4. rossmat8

  5. Jeiji

  6. bean12

  7. brentendo

  8. Caleb11

  9. rbthatcher

  10. lunchboxbrain

  11. PuppetMeat

  12. SuperRyan

  13. past_tense_of_draw

  14. colorfool

  15. morningstar1127

  16. stalliongsta

  17. Tikimasters

  18. Rhodescholar

  19. wallstreet

  20. GoodKarmaKid

  21. kashlen


  23. JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

  24. TimScribble

  25. supertrooper74

  26. jaywalkergraphics

  27. sakepok

  28. Sam_Houston

  29. HorsefaceDee

  30. Simpletinrobot

  31. Sparky_the_Wonderboy

  32. MuteJoe

  33. jess4002

  34. bygrinstow

  35. jayrawz

  36. Dr_Mona

  37. poloq

  38. iluvtees

  39. adorablepancreas

  40. Braniel

  41. Exner83

  42. ivejustquitsmoking

  43. spacesick_2

  44. tsco809

  45. BlueLobster

  46. krokun

  47. robot_activist

  48. staffell

  49. SteveOramA

  50. Steelplate

  51. Retroludo

  52. The_Ali

  53. Shim_K

  54. AlexioGibbons

  55. ayearinreview

  56. chancery

  57. EricaTheRed

  58. BenMayhem

  59. flyyeslandno

  60. nopunachieved

  61. goliath72

  62. ZombieToArt

  63. Krimson

  64. stackemtotheheavens

  65. .onion

  66. ryangoestoschool

  67. ucfelix

  68. johntiki

  69. pyko

  70. squintygirl

  71. ofthecoast

  72. pochettejuliano

  73. Ed_Schimmel

  74. evan3

  75. Spam69

  76. lesange

  77. mgill52

  78. LadyEntropy

  79. JeremyCShipp

  80. ewikcartman13

  81. Wonderlove

  82. northerlywind

  83. Stevica

  84. aminozawawi

  85. TTUraider

  86. gtoast99

  87. MissRebecca

  88. Maltzmania

  89. B1ink

  90. randyotter3000

  91. T_Lou

  92. mike_bautista

  93. notquite

  94. NGee

  95. Brightwood

  96. what1

  97. Theres_My_Chippy

  98. greenttentacle

  99. HMC

  100. Y_So_Series

  101. Designs_de_Eclectic

  102. Deimyts

  103. livewithmusic

  104. roobz

  105. mutsu

  106. digsy

  107. Dulcinea27

  108. penandthread

  109. HaloGirl

  110. daggit64

  111. thinkbomb

  112. CazKing

  113. Bonnie76

  114. Soggy_Waffle

  115. ????

  116. altair4444

  117. skagger44

  118. thecarf

  119. directorspence

  120. nootnoot

  121. nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com

  122. Savvyme

  123. Erik3002

  124. brakes

  125. smartkat

  126. TapWater_Battleship

  127. Gingivitism

  128. AllureandVine

  129. Larlar

  130. fredd38

  131. Matthew_Ogram

  132. In_Tongues

  133. JBWell

  134. aeron43

  135. Bio_bot_9000

  136. blitzspeed

  137. clearcut

  138. birdy27

  139. schleb

  140. solister

  141. dbrv11

  142. gerbechno

  143. Switz213

  144. Matrix_Shade

  145. murky78

  146. esile

  147. Kim456

  148. nintechno

  149. ShawnLogan

  150. Niras_Iruag

  151. kittilicks

  152. The_Lakehead

  153. NOMNOM

  154. UptownRob

  155. Mr_Cool

  156. martiandrivein

  157. alexando

  158. saltoalvacio

  159. elerosse

  160. jshepp

  161. theinfamouskh

  162. kcoutu

  163. nessa_havok

  164. Byohazyrd

  165. peachier_keen

  166. courtney_pie

  167. ebreakx

  168. DekuTrash

  169. monkeyslug

  170. frostedlemoncoward

  171. Rambunkcious

  172. hotmeteor

  173. elemenopy

  174. justjack

  175. byUNI

  176. cory1975

  177. Kellogz

  178. thestray

  179. jodabaum

  180. sidepull

  181. Nutrius

  182. robroy05

  183. mizuchaud

  184. jthrasher

  185. Jackanapes_mk_II

  186. The68thDimension

  187. drummerisme

  188. w00lly

  189. threadbec

  190. frauleinkatrina

  191. EagleStrike

  192. aquaduck

  193. monroe20

  194. Bluberry72

  195. eyerz

  196. scao

  197. Snaggletoofer

  198. AccessDenier

  199. Neuroplastcicty

  200. drewfarr

  201. voodazz

  202. psykomakia

  203. jwanderful

  204. saylore

  205. pio1976

  206. lee_klein

  207. toastedcheese86

  208. biotwist

  209. Algi

  210. deboraborialis

  211. just_shut_up

  212. Jynister

  213. Efunk2332

  214. marvie1980

  215. MoogieOBrien

  216. Wendymoon

  217. bcrider

  218. Muk3

  219. killertoothbrush

  220. LeCreator

  221. soloyo

  222. eoin3

  223. thedeetzes

  224. panda99

  225. Ffestra

  226. keeying

  227. HandsomeJake

  228. Heartson

  229. asabling

  230. FunnyMoney

  231. diogenes57

  232. robotwaste

  233. YouThoreauLikeAGirl

  234. robertkarpati

  235. YAISH2

  236. Mountain_Gnome

  237. Manibou.

  238. Supra_Vista

  239. moijejoue

  240. 8randon

  241. isthistaken

  242. Diffaract

  243. orngeturtl

  244. siouxfairy

  245. beckykingston

  246. Ethan722

  247. 69stang

  248. laurastead

  249. Julie_Ocean

  250. mitchellp

  251. timerunning

  252. bornd

  253. thecocojam
    254*. CharlesFesta

  254. DerekNeuland

  255. Einsteinic_Rocket

  256. Dezmoulin

  257. morozinka

  258. j_u_l_i_a

  259. numbsock

  260. jossyboy

  261. Congolia_Breckenridge

  262. atypical69

  263. maiabh

  264. craftyjacket

  265. eskope

  266. Nathaliv

  267. sigur_ros

  268. RobynsWolvesOfNight

  269. Red_Rafael

  270. ChrisDB

  271. scenetk421

  272. addu

  273. tadstick

  274. Boycey

  275. spacelaugh

  276. dirkandries

  277. tasha911

  278. xtiffany

  279. Disgruntled_Pacifist

  280. MadIron

  281. zeppelin_fox

  282. dac101

  283. IvanSaysOh

  284. Lagraphix_Designs

  285. rajmahall

  286. Amory_Morton

  287. livesintheboonies

  288. Jake_Friedman

  289. quick_brown_fox

  290. m_2_designs

  291. Akiga

  292. omarvino

  293. theshrooponodon

  294. quiroz

  295. Lolita_Lace

  296. Jnski

  297. korbana_anna

  298. joelan19

  299. WBFresh

  300. hyuugurt

  301. thirteendaisies

  302. 77degrees

  303. ADevilLogician

  304. ScruffyHerbert

  305. shawncoons

  306. Sonjuhs

  307. Dr_Kittycakes

  308. SenseForPence

  309. postpaper

  310. scottishboy

  311. CrazypantsJones

  312. rjenat12

  313. DismantleDesign

  314. beebej

  315. jonny_debt/slogans

  316. SereneBear

  317. Drewdle

  318. Theo86

  319. Zombie_Abe_Lincoln

  320. Mr aisa

  321. jessedavies

  322. Daniel_Newman

  323. TallBob

  324. miggyzebra

  325. AweAndWonder

  326. poylie

  327. Wylie_Knowords

  328. Ernesto_cam

  329. hootmonkey

  330. potternerds

  331. Olimpus

  332. persiankitten

  333. Shadyjibes

  334. RunningGorgon

  335. robber_ducky

  336. ThePokerWife

  337. KoTsan

  338. chriscross977

  339. penumbrae

  340. salman_rvf

  341. Cosmic Rick

  342. NoReplys

  343. yurilobo

  344. bandy

  345. Mr_MacGuffin

  346. inkdummy

  347. YCee

  348. ashleybrake

  349. harshareddy

  350. suksmo

  351. huy_picca

  352. vectoredlife

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rossmattlittlecoin: I like the Arc Idea! I can see it right away.


JBWell - my boys are 16mths and just over 3. Life is pretty full on.

Rossmat8 - do the bouncer and mythical creature

Voted Blitzspeed & Spam69

Thanks for the votes, didn't think my last ones were that hot - no lightening bolts coming from my brain - only lightening blots.
Am working on my next submission sketch at mo.


esile: voted your : A penny for your thoughts...they aren't worth a whole lot.
and the best foot forward one.



Superryan: now that you aren't candyland red anymore I lost track of you!


Brightwood: Thanks! All caught up- I like the
I will not write on my clothes. I will not write on my clothes.

and that blurb about born in 1492, oh wait, that wasn't me :)


welcome Kim!
I liked "busy procrastinating"..
that's me!

PuppetMeat profile pic Alumni

Happy birthday, poloq!


caught up voting with:

NGee profile pic Alumni

Man, I'm out of touch with this blog...I promise to get up to date soon.

in the meantime, Happy Birthday poloq!


Happy Borthday Poloq!

Last day for our bats collab! Here's hoping it will get a decent score for your birthday :) :) :)


Not quite sure who Poloq is yet (on the count of me being new) but Happy Bday all the same!!

Thanks PupptMeat, just threw a little orange soda at your latest Verbs Are Always Ready For Action..

And thanks to smartkat, but there is no more orange to be thrown from me i'm afraid.

Welcome Kim and esile!
Kim iLiked both your procrastination ones and esile i'd say you're on your way, more of If I knew which foot was my best, I would put it forward.

Also welcome to In Tongues <small>(biblical reference maybe?)</small>. Liking Smile more. It will deceive them.

Niras Iruag


Posting here as well, so forgive me if you've already had a look at my slogans :)

Feedback much appreciated


Lol i guess no one like my slogan-rendition of "War", War: What is it good for? Absolutely nutters! Read it again., but i was sure i dug up a good one with Immortality: Great News For Insurance Companies - then again i was drastically tired?


Hopefully i don't come off like i'm complaining cos i'm generally partial to the inner-workings of the slog-world, but i must say, i do understand what fueled Tikimasters previous rant a lot more now. my most successful slogs have lost success :(

T-Lou profile pic Alumni

Blitzspeed: what's with that? But don't worry, they may come back up- just let them be ;)
It changes all the time.
csile - welcome
brakes: love 'm going to become immortal if it kills me
Niras Iruag: gene pool and punctual are great!

Now this is going to sound like a stupid point and is probably obvious- but it took me a while to realise that if you go to a bloggers slogan page and vote - then hit back arrow to return to original blog, that your votes are not recorded? I had voted for heaps of people, only to go back later and find that my votes weren't there! Just a point for noobs (and note to self).


Favorite new ones:

Adorable - Lack of friends
Blitz - Alarm clocks
Kim - Busy procrastinating
Esile - Foot forward
Smartkat - Fabulous/modest
T-Lou - Note to self (hee hee)
Nira - Punctual
PM - Fragile

Bygrinstow - I've always used the term "self-deprecation" rather than "self-depreciation." Depreciation makes me think of money and taxes.


Buon Compleanno poloq!
And welcome new Shoguns, voted with favorites:

Murky78 - Flailing limbs may indicate dancing not drowning
Matrix Shade - T-shirt seeks reliable owner for fun times
esile - If I knew which foot was my best, I would put it forward. :)
Kim456 - Busy procrastinating

Great stuff!

evan3 profile pic Alumni

voted In Tongues!


Blitzspeed - not a particular fan of the war slogan but love this:Immortality: Great News For Insurance Companies Give it time to bed in, it may be a slow burner.

T-lou - Note to self: stop making notes - When you're good you're sooo good.

nintechno - All of my guilty pleasures were found innocent. my recent fave of yours.

nintechnoxxx profile pic Alumni

ty, spam.

"Black And White Bears Don't Panda To Anyone"

"I Wanted To Use My Powers For Good But Evil Had Better Dental."

"I'm Street Smart. Unfortunately My Street Is Sesame."

hahaha, good stuff man!!


Thanks nintechno - your print was so well deserved BTW

Have resubbed my Dog slog for what it's worth.


@ T-Lou, i hope you're right hun as it took blood, sweat and tears (well, not really) to get there. Thanks for the reassurance though, voted for your Note to self although one of the reigning champions of yours for me has got to be Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route. cos it sooo true!

@Spam69, thanks for the vote of confidence dude, i hope you're right too. Yeah I agree, the War had to go lol. And i think you hit the nail on the head with the new DogSlog (although is it a bad time to mention that you missed out a 'y' in "the're"?

bygrinstow profile pic Alumni

Thanks for noticing, Spam and Halo... : )

I just might try 'self-deprecation', but I've always heard it as 'self-depreciation'. To geek-out for a moment, the former implies modesty, while the latter implies disparagement, and I think disparagement is a better mate to pride.... Still, it's worth a shot. ; )

bygrinstow profile pic Alumni

Congratulations, Reed!

...I do not feel left with a cold shoulder...

And thanks goliath! I'm caught up with everyone on this page...

evan3 profile pic Alumni

hello fellow shoguns
can you vote on this (good or bad)
I Feel Jolts Of Excitement When Playing The Electric Keyboard

i just need a few more votes for the Word Cup and then ill delete it.. maybe....


Congrats rbthatcher!


Danny - Glad you enjoyed NYC ! - When I visited I just wandered around in awe looking up @ the sky line the whole time. I was lucky I didn't get mugged.

Blitz speed - * sigh * - thanks, me and my typos - may as well try and resub again.


T-Lou - I've always used the backspace to exit someone's slogan page. And my WEAR IT votes are always there when I return. So hmmmm not sure what is going on with your technique? :-)

Hey I have even been to NYC and I live at the bottom of the world! It was quite a wicked experience - just like on the telly with it's yellow cabs, steaming vents & 24hr hum. We found it safe and the people were very friendly.


Hey - T-Lou - sorted it out for you I think. Backspace works so that is no problem. If you then go forwardspace then no your votes don't appear that they are there. But if you go backpace, then go back to the person's slogan page via their name etc then the votes are there.

Voted more for FlyYesLandNo. Had to check you out after Brightwood's love confession.

rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

Is nintechno already in? If not I'll add him even though he didn't specifically type can I join, he said hello and voted that's good enough for me.


Nintechno, "guilty pleasures" is GREAT! I also like genies and season finale... I do wonder how "series finale" would fare. Better, worse or the same?

nintechnoxxx profile pic Alumni

thanks, halo and ross.

as for the "series finale," it could do better, I'm not sure, though. I'll try it out and see what happens...I'm tempted to reword it entirely.

brakes profile pic Alumni

just catching up.

smartkat - i like "Duct tape and flowers" also voted for some others. i'm behind.

bygrinstow - love the "monsters under my bed"

adorablepancreas - "lack of friends" is great and sad.

welcome kim456 & esile.

kim456 - voted for "procrastinating"

esile - "best foot foward" is a good one.

also happy birthday poloq

am i leaving anything out?

T-Lou profile pic Alumni

Congrats rbthatcher!

Thx for yur comments and votes blitzspeed and spam69.
Smarkat: I think i've sorted it - for some reason the votes disappear when I backspace until I go back a couple of times to their page. Dumb machines.

Voted nintechno.

brakes profile pic Alumni

okay, i'm probably the only one who will like this because i hate peaches, but here's a new one i thought of while my wife was eating a peach.

peaches are the pits

also, spam69 i get what you were saying about "breakouts" versus "outbreaks." maybe i should try as that slogan is tanking. i was trying to think of a word for a big fight, breakouts didn't seem like it but i guess outbreaks isn't it either. maybe "fights" or maybe i'll just drop it.


working my way thru all your slogans....some really good ones in there but I agree that some people need to clean house a bit

evan3 profile pic Alumni

i got a new one:
I Get A Box At Buffets

I think it is really funny

and a collab up that would love some love..
it is wicked
check it at my blog


got a couple of new ones up.......still working thru the list, have voted about half of you


voted you the alphabet soup


brakes- voted for your "i move at the speed of dark" and "peaches are the pits"

evan- voted for your electric keyboard one.


Welcome ShawnLogan! Even though Ross hasn't officially added you to the list yet, you do meet the requirements...
Great list you've got there, voted on so many. My favorites are:
What Goes Around Is Usually Contagious And Treated With Vaccines.
A Show Of Hands Would Be Like A Puppet Show, Minus The Puppets. lol
I Have Short Term Amnesia. I Also Have Short Term Amnesia
I'm not being quiet. I'm plotting my revenge.
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