Ode to CartoonStock.com (Come make your own!)
Ode to CartoonStock.com
Oh, CartoonStock.com, you are ever the clever wit. You show up in almost all my Google image searches like a breath of fresh air. What with your poor quality but hilarious takes on all subjects, you constantly remind me what humor really is. You take society in your grasp and don't let go until you squeeze out all the oddities within.
Sometimes you tackle the obvious, for without you, who else would?
Like classics such as "Marmaduke," "The Lockhorns," and "The Born Loser," you aren't afraid to point out the hilarious but monotonous quirks that humans possess.
No one is safe from your clever eye for detail.
And when you poke fun at the classics, my heart fills with delight.
CartoonStock.com, you are forever in my thoughts. Without you, I would not know what humor truly is. And for that, I salute you, good sir.