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WIN A $25 THREADLESS GC!!! WINNER:KASHLEN!!

When I visited Threadless in Chicago they put together this fab pile of loot for me:


Threadless t-shirt (The one that says Threadless)
Threadless USB key
Original T business card
Stickers
BUSTED book


AND A $25 gift certificate code on this big honkin piece of paper.


So I have decided to share my good fortune and re-gift it to my fellow bloggers!!!


Your best beaver haiku/limerick/poem...


GO!

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kashlen

how to share?

Krakaboom
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You should give it to the first person commenting on this blog.

Krakaboom
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Damnit!

againstbound
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You just have to close your eyes and let go.


Taking some acid helps.

krokun
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hahaha, throw it up in the air and then give it to me :P

kashlen

LOL @ Justin... and I agree!

HorsefaceDee
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You should give to the person on this blog who loves horses the most...or you should give it to a fellow Torontonian who hooked you up with a possible print job....or not.

Torakamikaze
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you should kill a man

kashlen

^worst suggestion so far! :P haha

EricDiaz

Pick a number between 1-100!

HorsefaceDee
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you should plant a garden

dunz0

pick some random people!
little picture icons?
yeah!

canadianbeaver

How about the dirtiest haiku abut beavers?
The one who can name the most Canadians here?

squintygirl

Torakamikaze on Feb 27 '09 at 4:34pm
you should kill a man


...and whoever brings him back to life is the lucky recipient.

dunz0

big teeth gnawing wood
oh it feels so freakin good
beaver satisfied.

dunz0

or maybe that last line should rather be...

beaver orgasm

;)

canadianbeaver

^let's just say that's a start

ISABOA
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you should do something with your coffee - like "best rocket costume"

canadianbeaver

coffee is good, but that might take a while. And it is only 25 bucks

Just do something and let the blog decide what is awesome, as in

Wow that is awesome

kashlen

beavers jump in trash
germs and dirt cover their fur
beavers need a bath

kashlen

haha okay maybe I went the wrong direction with that...but whatever!

ginetteginette
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"a pious old woman named tweak
had taught her vagina to speak.
it was frequently liable
to quote from the bible,
but when fucking - not even a squeak!'

SuperRyan
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Have a mini-contest thingy

canadianbeaver

Think we are in one now! Beaver monologues perhaps?

SuperRyan
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Beaver monologues as in beavers talking about life?

againstbound
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said "recognize that smell?"
"smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell."
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "i sure do love this big brown beaver
And i wish i did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So i tickled his chin and i gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

supertrooper74
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but that's a Primus song....Hector cheated.

canadianbeaver

how do I reach you? I don't do aim. See my web site on my page... my e-mail is there.

kashlen

LOL

canadianbeaver

OOOOOOHHHH. Sorry, disqualified.

next.

canadianbeaver

Guess I am too old and stoopid

againstbound
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Haha yeah, Les Claypool wins, I thought it would be obvious =P

canadianbeaver

But it had it all... vagina, drama, smell... everything.

rats

canadianbeaver

back to work, you. I want you to win!

canadianbeaver

back to work, you. I want you to win!

ISABOA
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Beavers are easy
but sometimes they don't make lunch

Beavfrigerator

kashlen

^LOL

kashlen

but it's so not true bc some beavers aren't easy haha

SuperRyan
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Beavers are brown,
But they did not frown,
Because they knew that their friend,
Would win in the end.

SuperRyan

kashlen

I'm still stuck on haikus...

wow look at her go
That beaver can take some wood!
dam slutty beaver

Wiffler

A man put his wood in a beaver
who's teeth were as sharp as a cleaver
the thought ran through his head
as his pecker was shred
"if my wife chewed on it like this I would leave 'er!"

againstbound
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I think I'm in disadvantage here, english being my second language and all, I think me spelling beaver correctly should be enough to get a prize.

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