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Threadless Exquisite Corpse 2 rules and information blog!

<big><big><big>IT'S FINALLY DONE. GO READ IT.</big></big></big>


It's time to begin round two of the Threadless Exquisite Corpse writing project! First, a big thanks to everyone who registered. If you didn't get a chance to sign up, please make sure you do so for round three, whenever that ends up happening. This time around the rules are going to be a bit different for the sake of efficiency, sanity, and just to shake things up.


A quick reminder of how an exquisite corpse works: One group member begins writing a story. It doesn't matter what it's about, what genre it is, etc. Once the member is satisfied with the result, they then send the last few lines of their piece to the next member. The next member then, without knowing anything about the other member's piece except for those few lines, continues the story from where the previous member left off. And from there, the cycle continues until the last member writes a rousing ending! At this point the story will be put together and the wacky result will be revealed.


As stated above, the rules are a bit different this time, so read on:


Rules of the Exquisite Corpse

  1. Like last time, one member will begin the story. However, after the initial piece is completed, TWO different groups will each write their own story from the same beginning. Each group contains 13 talented members, and when all is said and done, we'll have two completely different stories from one common beginning.

  2. Each participant is only allowed to write a MAXIMUM of TWO (2) pages, single spaced, 12pt font. Obviously I won't erase anything if you happen to write more, but please try to stay within these limits. We're going for quality over quantity, so make every word count! At the same time, though, please try to write something substantive in your piece (at least a couple of paragraphs) so that the story moves forward each time. Don't just write two lines of dialog and call it quits--that would be counterproductive to the project (and besides, if you don't want to write, then why the heck did you sign up?).

  3. Each participant has a MAXIMUM of THREE (3) DAYS to write their portion of the story. This should hopefully be plenty of time. We need to have a maximum time limit so this doesn't take forever to complete. We have 27 participants, which means if everyone takes their full amount of time, we should be done by the second week of March. If, when it's your turn to write, you don't think you can finish your portion within your three days, let me know right away so we can have the next person in line write instead. You can then write your part later on.

  4. When a member has finished writing their part of the story, they are to send one email to the main Exquisite Corpse address (threadlessexquisitecorpse [at] gmail [dot] com) containing the following:


    • An ATTACHMENT of your entire section. Please don't just copy and paste your section into the email because this will mess up the formatting. Preferred file formats are .doc or .rtf. I should be able to open pretty much any format out there since I use OpenOffice, but these two are the easiest.

    • The names and relationships of all major characters. While this might technically go against what an Exquisite Corpse is all about, in our case it's necessary for the sake of consistency. It's much easier, both for the writers and the editor, if everyone uses consistent character names. You don't have to go into a lot of detail; just keep it simple like Bob - The main character/protagonist. Jill - Bob's sister. Mr. Williams - Bob's boss. As for what constitutes a major character, use your best judgment. If you write a character who you picture making several appearances over the course of the story, then that character is major. If a character is a one-time waitress in a restaurant who doesn't serve a purpose other than being a waitress for that scene, then forget her.

      Note: As this project goes on, more characters will obviously appear. Please include EVERYONE'S major characters/relationships in your email, even if you didn't use them all in your own portion. If Beth created Bob and Jill and you created Sam and Max, then your email to the next participant should include Bob, Jill, Sam, and Max.

    Once I receive your email, I will then send the last few lines of your section to the next participant. When you get the email stating it's your turn, please email me back so I know you actually received it.


And now for some general statements, more or less copied from the first Exquisite Corpse blog
  1. This is the definitely the most important statement (which is why it's number one). EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO WRITE. While everyone's skills might vary in the technical aspect of writing (i.e., grammar, mechanics, etc.), I know for a fact that every person here is creative and has ideas to share. With that said...

  2. Don't worry about grammar and mechanics. Just write, and don't worry if you think you might've used the wrong word or have a run-on sentence. Just get your ideas down on the page and let the editor deal with the grammar and junk later.

  3. The ending of this story will work the same way it did last time: The final writer in each group will write the ending for their group. After a lot of discussion last time on how the story should end, this way made the most sense and was the fairest way to go. I'm quite confident that the two ending writers will be up to the task.

  4. HAVE FUN WITH THIS! I think this will turn out just as good, if not better, than last time, especially since we'll have two different stories. So just think positively and all that other good karmic shit. We're bound to hit some problems along the way, but we'll tackle those as they come.

Well, that's everything that needs to be said, I think. The only thing left, of course, is the writing order. So here it is:


Story Starter
<del>Wiffler</del>


Group 1
<del>trindli</del>
<del>tracerbullet</del>
<del>squatterjohn</del>
<del>v1ctorya</del>
<del>Pizazz</del>
<del>Neon Samurai</del>
<del>jenraskopf</del>
<del>RoBaire</del>
<del>martiandrivein</del>
<del>Chipmnk</del>
<del>squintygirl</del>
<del>noodlezoop</del>


Group 2
<del>toopersent</del>
<del>Bramish</del>
<del>ahnik</del>
<del>shirtflirt</del>
<del>SnakeMan</del>
<del>Mya Jamila</del>
<del>Malcolm Man</del>
<del>chelly</del>
<del>asdfghaya</del>
<del>lemonalle</del>
<del>margolove</del>
kevinwells


<big><big>READY SET GO!</big></big>

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shirtflirt

this is the sound of no hands clapping

tracerbullet
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i'm gonna start beating up margo and beth

Malcolm Man

I'm willing to break fingers...or make out.

I'll do anything to speed this process along.

toopersent
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ill just look the other way like nothing is happening.

shirtflirt

good idea to put those two last, tracer.........

noodlezoop

ferchrissake, keep your pants on. I'll have it sent by tonight, for better or worse.

shirtflirt

pants? what pants?

and you're our opponent...take your sweet time

jenraskopf

Hooray for better or worse!

SnakeMan
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IS THIS SHIT DONE YET

jenraskopf

Brian! Fix it! I think it's broken.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

sigh, i wish i could. i'm still waaaaaaaaiting.

Malcolm Man

If I measured time by how often I wanked.

This project would be in the 5 millennium.

shirtflirt

well, at least kevinwells has enough time to post in other blogs AND NOT FINISH HIS WRITING SECTION I SWEAR IF I EVER FIND IS BABYSKIN FRESH FACE I WILL STUFf IT IN A BOWL OF MUD AND FECES

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

it's not kevin's turn yet. i'm still waiting on margo.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

sigh, nope.

i give you full permission to beat up beth.

SnakeMan
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WHAT THE FUCK

jenraskopf

This is not going very well.

Just let whoever wrote the first bit finish them both after you skip ahead so Kevin gets a turn.

jenraskopf

Oh. Well if you are going to have perspective it's all well and good, but that doesn't really help the unruly mob mentality, now does it?

Malcolm Man

Don't make fun of us KELSI!

jenraskopf

There. Let Kelsi finish them.

noodlezoop

) : no you wouldn't, Kelsi.

or maybe you would.

) : jeezus, I'm sorry guys, I have just been having a hard time.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

coincidentally i just wrote on your facebook wall. now i might feel slightly bad.

jenraskopf

:( Are you okay?

We're just dicking around mostly. Life happens and you will finish when you can. It's fun to have something to look forward to anyhow.

But seriously, are you okay?

shirtflirt

noodle, don't stress.

i hate everyone EXCEPT you :)

Neon Samurai

It's a tough piece of writing, I'll grant you that.

noodlezoop

! oh gosh, Jen, I'm not having super horrific life problems...more like explosive, projectile scheduling collisions. also it's difficult. thanks, guys. I still feel like a jerk about keeping you waiting

but

I've

almost

goooottt iiittttt scrambles

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

as long as there's nothing seriously bad going on, then i don't feel bad about making fun of you. whew!

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

i mean, good luck! and stuff!

Neon Samurai

I'm giving you until Sunday night (your time) to finish this.

If it's not done by then imma fetch my favourite girl hitting stick and come looking for you.

Neon Samurai

(Also think of how much fun you'll have laughing at my piece and disecting the troubles we both had when we're done)

jenraskopf

It is really difficult. I feel you on that. I had to just sit and write and then not try to rewrite or I'd have taken a zillion and a half years. And then I'd have been dead, so nobody would have benefitted.

Except my beneficiaries.


And they'd be stuck paying my student loans.


So I stick to my original conclusion.

Neon Samurai

It's Sunday Night here.

You've seen both my carrot and my stick.

I call it Mr Welty.

shirtflirt

is margo still alive at least?

chelly

what the fuheezy
i don't come to the blogs often and ours is stuck in story mode

SnakeMan
SnakeMan profile pic Alumni

i would prefer crap submitted on time than shakespeare submitted late.

just sayin...

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

margo and beth both know i'm waiting. there's nothing i can do about it at this point other than continuously asking them to please finish their sections.

Neon Samurai

Nice work Beth, I knew we could count on you.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

these wildcats win, AND the villanova wildcats are in the final four. wildcats rule!

V1ctorya

woo-hoo! To the finish line!

noodlezoop

I would just like to say that I take full responsibility for my lateness. I've appreciated the support of my teammates during this difficult time. Go Cats.

<small>I would also like to say to Brian, I think I wrote "smelting" somewhere, but I meant a different word. I don't know what word I meant, but I'm pretty sure that was the wrong word for the job, so you can go ahead and treat that as an error if you see it.

<small>Also if you run across any random sentence fragments that say something like, "tell about the other part here," those weren't meant to stay in.

<small>Sorry.</small></small></small>

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

i might just leave "smelting" in because it's a fun word. i'll read through it tonight :-)

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