Threadless Exquisite Corpse 2 rules and information blog!

<big><big><big>IT'S FINALLY DONE. GO READ IT.</big></big></big>


It's time to begin round two of the Threadless Exquisite Corpse writing project! First, a big thanks to everyone who registered. If you didn't get a chance to sign up, please make sure you do so for round three, whenever that ends up happening. This time around the rules are going to be a bit different for the sake of efficiency, sanity, and just to shake things up.


A quick reminder of how an exquisite corpse works: One group member begins writing a story. It doesn't matter what it's about, what genre it is, etc. Once the member is satisfied with the result, they then send the last few lines of their piece to the next member. The next member then, without knowing anything about the other member's piece except for those few lines, continues the story from where the previous member left off. And from there, the cycle continues until the last member writes a rousing ending! At this point the story will be put together and the wacky result will be revealed.


As stated above, the rules are a bit different this time, so read on:


Rules of the Exquisite Corpse

  1. Like last time, one member will begin the story. However, after the initial piece is completed, TWO different groups will each write their own story from the same beginning. Each group contains 13 talented members, and when all is said and done, we'll have two completely different stories from one common beginning.

  2. Each participant is only allowed to write a MAXIMUM of TWO (2) pages, single spaced, 12pt font. Obviously I won't erase anything if you happen to write more, but please try to stay within these limits. We're going for quality over quantity, so make every word count! At the same time, though, please try to write something substantive in your piece (at least a couple of paragraphs) so that the story moves forward each time. Don't just write two lines of dialog and call it quits--that would be counterproductive to the project (and besides, if you don't want to write, then why the heck did you sign up?).

  3. Each participant has a MAXIMUM of THREE (3) DAYS to write their portion of the story. This should hopefully be plenty of time. We need to have a maximum time limit so this doesn't take forever to complete. We have 27 participants, which means if everyone takes their full amount of time, we should be done by the second week of March. If, when it's your turn to write, you don't think you can finish your portion within your three days, let me know right away so we can have the next person in line write instead. You can then write your part later on.

  4. When a member has finished writing their part of the story, they are to send one email to the main Exquisite Corpse address (threadlessexquisitecorpse [at] gmail [dot] com) containing the following:


    • An ATTACHMENT of your entire section. Please don't just copy and paste your section into the email because this will mess up the formatting. Preferred file formats are .doc or .rtf. I should be able to open pretty much any format out there since I use OpenOffice, but these two are the easiest.

    • The names and relationships of all major characters. While this might technically go against what an Exquisite Corpse is all about, in our case it's necessary for the sake of consistency. It's much easier, both for the writers and the editor, if everyone uses consistent character names. You don't have to go into a lot of detail; just keep it simple like Bob - The main character/protagonist. Jill - Bob's sister. Mr. Williams - Bob's boss. As for what constitutes a major character, use your best judgment. If you write a character who you picture making several appearances over the course of the story, then that character is major. If a character is a one-time waitress in a restaurant who doesn't serve a purpose other than being a waitress for that scene, then forget her.

      Note: As this project goes on, more characters will obviously appear. Please include EVERYONE'S major characters/relationships in your email, even if you didn't use them all in your own portion. If Beth created Bob and Jill and you created Sam and Max, then your email to the next participant should include Bob, Jill, Sam, and Max.

    Once I receive your email, I will then send the last few lines of your section to the next participant. When you get the email stating it's your turn, please email me back so I know you actually received it.


And now for some general statements, more or less copied from the first Exquisite Corpse blog
  1. This is the definitely the most important statement (which is why it's number one). EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO WRITE. While everyone's skills might vary in the technical aspect of writing (i.e., grammar, mechanics, etc.), I know for a fact that every person here is creative and has ideas to share. With that said...

  2. Don't worry about grammar and mechanics. Just write, and don't worry if you think you might've used the wrong word or have a run-on sentence. Just get your ideas down on the page and let the editor deal with the grammar and junk later.

  3. The ending of this story will work the same way it did last time: The final writer in each group will write the ending for their group. After a lot of discussion last time on how the story should end, this way made the most sense and was the fairest way to go. I'm quite confident that the two ending writers will be up to the task.

  4. HAVE FUN WITH THIS! I think this will turn out just as good, if not better, than last time, especially since we'll have two different stories. So just think positively and all that other good karmic shit. We're bound to hit some problems along the way, but we'll tackle those as they come.

Well, that's everything that needs to be said, I think. The only thing left, of course, is the writing order. So here it is:


Story Starter
<del>Wiffler</del>


Group 1
<del>trindli</del>
<del>tracerbullet</del>
<del>squatterjohn</del>
<del>v1ctorya</del>
<del>Pizazz</del>
<del>Neon Samurai</del>
<del>jenraskopf</del>
<del>RoBaire</del>
<del>martiandrivein</del>
<del>Chipmnk</del>
<del>squintygirl</del>
<del>noodlezoop</del>


Group 2
<del>toopersent</del>
<del>Bramish</del>
<del>ahnik</del>
<del>shirtflirt</del>
<del>SnakeMan</del>
<del>Mya Jamila</del>
<del>Malcolm Man</del>
<del>chelly</del>
<del>asdfghaya</del>
<del>lemonalle</del>
<del>margolove</del>
kevinwells


<big><big>READY SET GO!</big></big>

Watch this
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V1ctorya

soooooo close to done but soooooo far away.

shirtflirt

timothy liked things with a little more mental kickstart than pain killers is the word i heard.

tracerbullet
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ok, tasha isn't gonna be able to participate due to being contracted by the government to fight terrorists. assuming sarah writes her part, i'll be switching margo to group 1 so everything is even. if sarah can't write her part...i'll figure something out. so right now i'm waiting to hear from sarah.

shirtflirt

whoever organized this thing should be fired.

or hired.

i can't decide which.

Neon Samurai

I hear that too Shirt but beggars can't be choosers right?

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ain't mah fault if people can't participate

jenraskopf

You're hired!




Go cats?

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is sarah alive? i hope she emails me back. i don't wanna skip over her :-\

shirtflirt

you're fired!

i ch-ch-choose you!

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we're putting you back in the minor league

Neon Samurai

I kind of want this to finish so bad.

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sigh i have a feeling i might need to skip over sarah. she hasn't emailed me back yet.

Neon Samurai

rubs Brian's belly

For what it's worth I think you're doing a great job tiger.

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omg omg omg...sooo close.

Malcolm Man

rubs lower than Brian's belly.

yer a champ!

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ok, sarah has had to drop out, too, because her internet at school isn't working and she has midterms going on right now. i'm gonna see if pear or squintygirl wants to write for group one since both had expressed interest. margo will continue for group two.

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ok! squintygirl is filling in for group 1. thanks, michelle!

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and i just emailed margo, too. so everything should be evened out now.

squintygirl

Just finished my part!

Something strange happened to my computer as I sent the e-mail, so please disregard the gibberish in the message.

shakes angry fist at computer

noodlezoop

sprays soup on monitor, for dramatic effect







see what I did there? creative writing.

Chipmnk

Beth is about to do the thing with the things.

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go michelle! i'll send it off to beth after work today.

AND THEN BETH WILL TAKE THE WILDCATS TO THE FINISH LINE!

jenraskopf

Yay! Cats are back on top!

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it's all in beth's hands now!

Neon Samurai

It so often is, I mean, wat?

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ahem beth
ahem margo

noodlezoop

I am working on it! I didn't forget! it's just that my hands have been so busy scratching my head that I've had to hold my pencil in my teeth to write, and that takes a lot longer.

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don't make me take your head away!

noodlezoop

...yyyyyeesssssss. Yeah. We'll go with that. ( :

we should sponsor an essay contest about it afterwards

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philosophy is the stuff of witchcraft

noodlezoop

witchcraft is the backbone of the bumper sticker industry

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bumper stickers are what angels are made of

Malcolm Man

dances around in circles


That was a blessing dance.

shirtflirt

margo and kevin are conjoined twins aren't they?
so when one finishes it is the same as two

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there's an intercourse joke hiding within that sentence

lemonalle

almost finished!

shirtflirt

team two loses. what a bunch of losers. team two is plagued by loserility.

shirtflirt

can i give you applaud for both kevin and margo?

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