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Threadless Exquisite Corpse 2 rules and information blog!

<big><big><big>IT'S FINALLY DONE. GO READ IT.</big></big></big>


It's time to begin round two of the Threadless Exquisite Corpse writing project! First, a big thanks to everyone who registered. If you didn't get a chance to sign up, please make sure you do so for round three, whenever that ends up happening. This time around the rules are going to be a bit different for the sake of efficiency, sanity, and just to shake things up.


A quick reminder of how an exquisite corpse works: One group member begins writing a story. It doesn't matter what it's about, what genre it is, etc. Once the member is satisfied with the result, they then send the last few lines of their piece to the next member. The next member then, without knowing anything about the other member's piece except for those few lines, continues the story from where the previous member left off. And from there, the cycle continues until the last member writes a rousing ending! At this point the story will be put together and the wacky result will be revealed.


As stated above, the rules are a bit different this time, so read on:


Rules of the Exquisite Corpse

  1. Like last time, one member will begin the story. However, after the initial piece is completed, TWO different groups will each write their own story from the same beginning. Each group contains 13 talented members, and when all is said and done, we'll have two completely different stories from one common beginning.

  2. Each participant is only allowed to write a MAXIMUM of TWO (2) pages, single spaced, 12pt font. Obviously I won't erase anything if you happen to write more, but please try to stay within these limits. We're going for quality over quantity, so make every word count! At the same time, though, please try to write something substantive in your piece (at least a couple of paragraphs) so that the story moves forward each time. Don't just write two lines of dialog and call it quits--that would be counterproductive to the project (and besides, if you don't want to write, then why the heck did you sign up?).

  3. Each participant has a MAXIMUM of THREE (3) DAYS to write their portion of the story. This should hopefully be plenty of time. We need to have a maximum time limit so this doesn't take forever to complete. We have 27 participants, which means if everyone takes their full amount of time, we should be done by the second week of March. If, when it's your turn to write, you don't think you can finish your portion within your three days, let me know right away so we can have the next person in line write instead. You can then write your part later on.

  4. When a member has finished writing their part of the story, they are to send one email to the main Exquisite Corpse address (threadlessexquisitecorpse [at] gmail [dot] com) containing the following:


    • An ATTACHMENT of your entire section. Please don't just copy and paste your section into the email because this will mess up the formatting. Preferred file formats are .doc or .rtf. I should be able to open pretty much any format out there since I use OpenOffice, but these two are the easiest.

    • The names and relationships of all major characters. While this might technically go against what an Exquisite Corpse is all about, in our case it's necessary for the sake of consistency. It's much easier, both for the writers and the editor, if everyone uses consistent character names. You don't have to go into a lot of detail; just keep it simple like Bob - The main character/protagonist. Jill - Bob's sister. Mr. Williams - Bob's boss. As for what constitutes a major character, use your best judgment. If you write a character who you picture making several appearances over the course of the story, then that character is major. If a character is a one-time waitress in a restaurant who doesn't serve a purpose other than being a waitress for that scene, then forget her.

      Note: As this project goes on, more characters will obviously appear. Please include EVERYONE'S major characters/relationships in your email, even if you didn't use them all in your own portion. If Beth created Bob and Jill and you created Sam and Max, then your email to the next participant should include Bob, Jill, Sam, and Max.

    Once I receive your email, I will then send the last few lines of your section to the next participant. When you get the email stating it's your turn, please email me back so I know you actually received it.


And now for some general statements, more or less copied from the first Exquisite Corpse blog
  1. This is the definitely the most important statement (which is why it's number one). EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO WRITE. While everyone's skills might vary in the technical aspect of writing (i.e., grammar, mechanics, etc.), I know for a fact that every person here is creative and has ideas to share. With that said...

  2. Don't worry about grammar and mechanics. Just write, and don't worry if you think you might've used the wrong word or have a run-on sentence. Just get your ideas down on the page and let the editor deal with the grammar and junk later.

  3. The ending of this story will work the same way it did last time: The final writer in each group will write the ending for their group. After a lot of discussion last time on how the story should end, this way made the most sense and was the fairest way to go. I'm quite confident that the two ending writers will be up to the task.

  4. HAVE FUN WITH THIS! I think this will turn out just as good, if not better, than last time, especially since we'll have two different stories. So just think positively and all that other good karmic shit. We're bound to hit some problems along the way, but we'll tackle those as they come.

Well, that's everything that needs to be said, I think. The only thing left, of course, is the writing order. So here it is:


Story Starter
<del>Wiffler</del>


Group 1
<del>trindli</del>
<del>tracerbullet</del>
<del>squatterjohn</del>
<del>v1ctorya</del>
<del>Pizazz</del>
<del>Neon Samurai</del>
<del>jenraskopf</del>
<del>RoBaire</del>
<del>martiandrivein</del>
<del>Chipmnk</del>
<del>squintygirl</del>
<del>noodlezoop</del>


Group 2
<del>toopersent</del>
<del>Bramish</del>
<del>ahnik</del>
<del>shirtflirt</del>
<del>SnakeMan</del>
<del>Mya Jamila</del>
<del>Malcolm Man</del>
<del>chelly</del>
<del>asdfghaya</del>
<del>lemonalle</del>
<del>margolove</del>
kevinwells


<big><big>READY SET GO!</big></big>

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RoBaire

hey Tracerbullet you around?

RoBaire

OK sent ! i have been working a lot so ... its the best I could do!! DUM DUM DUM!!! i wonder what will happen next!

SnakeMan
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group 2, you are disappointing me greatly.

Neon Samurai

OK, so now Rolf is number nine on team one.

Can I have your number Rolf?

tracerbullet
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nice job, robaire! go rolf! go wildcats!

V1ctorya

yeah wildcats! Go with your bad (but good at time management) selves!

Yeah team!

DesignbyProxy
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wait... what? I'm writing my part... that's right, right? ok.

noodlezoop

haha, Rolf, Josh just wants to know if he can have your default Wildcats jersey number (9)

Neon Samurai

Yeah, Beth is right, that was a request to trade jersey numbers not a poorly executed pick up.

shirtflirt

SnakeMan on Feb 25 '09 at 3:24am
group 2, you are disappointing me greatly.

shirtflirt

all i know is it's been on unemployed, nothing to do all day, malcolm man for ages now.

Malcolm Man

I'm going to eat your life force and then fart it out into a jar!

shirtflirt

the jar will crumble

Malcolm Man

Psssshhh!

Everyone knows that jars can't crumble!

They can only dissolve, melt or shatter.

What a noob...

shirtflirt

get a job hippy

tracerbullet
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e'ryone shut up and hug

DesignbyProxy
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ok, well I typed it in google docs, hope it worked... super quick turn around =D haha I was feeling creative today.

DesignbyProxy
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also... if it didn't work, I'll send it in another format.

tracerbullet
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it works! way to go, rolf! i'll send it off to alvin when i get home.

team 2, get your act together...malcolm!

tracerbullet
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ok, it's officially alvin's turn!

SnakeMan
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goddamnit.

shirtflirt

team 2 is officially fired

SnakeMan
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we should form a third group, shirt. and call it something clever like "people that actually write things."

shirtflirt

hahaha. i used to think malcolm was alright. now, he's less than nothing to me.

Malcolm Man

I'm almost done!!!!!!


Alan! I'll will find you and nab all of your fucking weed!!!!

Malcolm Man

DONE, you nay-saying poop pants!!!!!!

Yo Alan, I totally though you were cool too! I was all like, "Hey. I'm gonna bring down some mad, crasy ass weed from the muther fucking weed capitol of the world for my good friend in socal to smoke since he's cool."

But guess what?!?!?! Now you can eat your face!!!!!

SnakeMan
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if your driving is anything like your writing, he would have died from old age by the time you got there.

tracerbullet
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oh snappppppppp. rob just burninated you!

it's chelly's turn for group 2 now!

jenraskopf

Goooooooooooo Wildcats!

Malcolm Man

At least I've never run anyone over Rob! Just cause it's the highway, doesn't mean should be going 60 mph or some crazy shit! There are deer on the road and deer have families too!

jenraskopf

Except for Bambi, because his mom died and his dad was a deadbeat.

tracerbullet
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bambi grew up to be a coke fiend

shirtflirt

bambi looks good with her pasties.

Chipmnk

Oh, I'm up.

Chipmnk

I shall think on it and write it up when I get home.

tracerbullet
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that's an excellent idea

Malcolm Man

I pretty much gave Chelly the worst lead in ever.

I feel bad about the whole situation.

But, ya know...A man has priorities...Like pron and drugz.

tracerbullet
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your ending was fine. and obviously pron and drugz come first.

Chipmnk

Hmm, I sent an email around midnight.

tracerbullet
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go alvin! it's sam's turn now

jenraskopf

Wildcats rule!

Chipmnk

I think we can take the county championship, and then I can finally prove myself to Samantha, the head cheerleader, and ask her to prom.

tracerbullet
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it's haya's turn!

tracerbullet
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to be fair, that's the most creative thing i've ever written :-p

Mya Jamila

Hey Malcolm, how was my ending? Did it do a satisfactory job of setting you up?

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