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Threadless Exquisite Corpse 2 rules and information blog!

<big><big><big>IT'S FINALLY DONE. GO READ IT.</big></big></big>


It's time to begin round two of the Threadless Exquisite Corpse writing project! First, a big thanks to everyone who registered. If you didn't get a chance to sign up, please make sure you do so for round three, whenever that ends up happening. This time around the rules are going to be a bit different for the sake of efficiency, sanity, and just to shake things up.


A quick reminder of how an exquisite corpse works: One group member begins writing a story. It doesn't matter what it's about, what genre it is, etc. Once the member is satisfied with the result, they then send the last few lines of their piece to the next member. The next member then, without knowing anything about the other member's piece except for those few lines, continues the story from where the previous member left off. And from there, the cycle continues until the last member writes a rousing ending! At this point the story will be put together and the wacky result will be revealed.


As stated above, the rules are a bit different this time, so read on:


Rules of the Exquisite Corpse

  1. Like last time, one member will begin the story. However, after the initial piece is completed, TWO different groups will each write their own story from the same beginning. Each group contains 13 talented members, and when all is said and done, we'll have two completely different stories from one common beginning.

  2. Each participant is only allowed to write a MAXIMUM of TWO (2) pages, single spaced, 12pt font. Obviously I won't erase anything if you happen to write more, but please try to stay within these limits. We're going for quality over quantity, so make every word count! At the same time, though, please try to write something substantive in your piece (at least a couple of paragraphs) so that the story moves forward each time. Don't just write two lines of dialog and call it quits--that would be counterproductive to the project (and besides, if you don't want to write, then why the heck did you sign up?).

  3. Each participant has a MAXIMUM of THREE (3) DAYS to write their portion of the story. This should hopefully be plenty of time. We need to have a maximum time limit so this doesn't take forever to complete. We have 27 participants, which means if everyone takes their full amount of time, we should be done by the second week of March. If, when it's your turn to write, you don't think you can finish your portion within your three days, let me know right away so we can have the next person in line write instead. You can then write your part later on.

  4. When a member has finished writing their part of the story, they are to send one email to the main Exquisite Corpse address (threadlessexquisitecorpse [at] gmail [dot] com) containing the following:


    • An ATTACHMENT of your entire section. Please don't just copy and paste your section into the email because this will mess up the formatting. Preferred file formats are .doc or .rtf. I should be able to open pretty much any format out there since I use OpenOffice, but these two are the easiest.

    • The names and relationships of all major characters. While this might technically go against what an Exquisite Corpse is all about, in our case it's necessary for the sake of consistency. It's much easier, both for the writers and the editor, if everyone uses consistent character names. You don't have to go into a lot of detail; just keep it simple like Bob - The main character/protagonist. Jill - Bob's sister. Mr. Williams - Bob's boss. As for what constitutes a major character, use your best judgment. If you write a character who you picture making several appearances over the course of the story, then that character is major. If a character is a one-time waitress in a restaurant who doesn't serve a purpose other than being a waitress for that scene, then forget her.

      Note: As this project goes on, more characters will obviously appear. Please include EVERYONE'S major characters/relationships in your email, even if you didn't use them all in your own portion. If Beth created Bob and Jill and you created Sam and Max, then your email to the next participant should include Bob, Jill, Sam, and Max.

    Once I receive your email, I will then send the last few lines of your section to the next participant. When you get the email stating it's your turn, please email me back so I know you actually received it.


And now for some general statements, more or less copied from the first Exquisite Corpse blog
  1. This is the definitely the most important statement (which is why it's number one). EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO WRITE. While everyone's skills might vary in the technical aspect of writing (i.e., grammar, mechanics, etc.), I know for a fact that every person here is creative and has ideas to share. With that said...

  2. Don't worry about grammar and mechanics. Just write, and don't worry if you think you might've used the wrong word or have a run-on sentence. Just get your ideas down on the page and let the editor deal with the grammar and junk later.

  3. The ending of this story will work the same way it did last time: The final writer in each group will write the ending for their group. After a lot of discussion last time on how the story should end, this way made the most sense and was the fairest way to go. I'm quite confident that the two ending writers will be up to the task.

  4. HAVE FUN WITH THIS! I think this will turn out just as good, if not better, than last time, especially since we'll have two different stories. So just think positively and all that other good karmic shit. We're bound to hit some problems along the way, but we'll tackle those as they come.

Well, that's everything that needs to be said, I think. The only thing left, of course, is the writing order. So here it is:


Story Starter
<del>Wiffler</del>


Group 1
<del>trindli</del>
<del>tracerbullet</del>
<del>squatterjohn</del>
<del>v1ctorya</del>
<del>Pizazz</del>
<del>Neon Samurai</del>
<del>jenraskopf</del>
<del>RoBaire</del>
<del>martiandrivein</del>
<del>Chipmnk</del>
<del>squintygirl</del>
<del>noodlezoop</del>


Group 2
<del>toopersent</del>
<del>Bramish</del>
<del>ahnik</del>
<del>shirtflirt</del>
<del>SnakeMan</del>
<del>Mya Jamila</del>
<del>Malcolm Man</del>
<del>chelly</del>
<del>asdfghaya</del>
<del>lemonalle</del>
<del>margolove</del>
kevinwells


<big><big>READY SET GO!</big></big>

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tracerbullet
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you'll have to consult with beth on the wildcat jersey rules

noodlezoop

oh! well...I mean, I guess your order number will be your default number unless you state a preference, in which case you can have your preferred number.

if that causes a fight, we'll settle it in a manner TBD

noodlezoop

and yes, Jen, you are a WILDCAT!

be proud

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

i nominate beth as head coach of the wildcats

noodlezoop

dang. Imma need a clipboard if that comes to pass.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

oh, it passed. as general manager, i made it so.

go get 'em, coach.

Malcolm Man

Put me in the game coach! Put me in the game!

waits on the bench

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

you're not on my team! you'll have to find your own coach.

Wiffler

I gots no team...

lemonalle

this is moving really quickly!

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

you're the overall leader, wiffler

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

and yes it is, lemons. much improved over last time so far.

V1ctorya

I'm 4 the wildcats!

woot!



shirtflirt

i apologize for my contribution

Mya Jamila

I want to apologize because my section is tiny and crappy. I had a really hard time understanding SnakeMan's end and I'm just not feeling any inspiration. I'll have a look over it tomorrow when I'm at school some time and if I don't feel anything I'll send it on.
Think less than half a page. :(
Sorry. :(

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

don't worry about it! just write what you can. and make sure you read the character page since there are a lot of details in there about the characters.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

c'mon mya and chris...

V1ctorya

Has this stalled? Is there no team spirit anymore?

DesignbyProxy
DesignbyProxy profile pic Alumni

it ain't ever gonna get to meeee.

SnakeMan
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you don't have to understand it, mya. the story isn't going to make sense. it's just for fun.

V1ctorya

There is no end for anyone except for the last person who writes Mya, just continue on as if it's the story in your head, and then pass it on!

Chipmnk

By the time this gets to me, I'm going to forget I was taking part in it.

Come on, Wildcats! Open up Group Two's anus and plant your seed into its rectum until it's full to bursting with wildcat jelly™.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

that was lovely, alvin

Neon Samurai

I just got the email, I'll start work tonight.

Neon Samurai

Also I would like 9 on my jersey if RoBaire is willing to give it up.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

woo! go josh!

and mya? hello? is there a mya in the house?

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

woo! it's now josh and margo's turn to write for their groups!

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

woo! it's now josh and margo's turn to write for their groups!

Neon Samurai

Man, I'm totally stumped with what I've got.

This is not going to be great.

jenraskopf

Closin' in on me. Soon!!!!!

V1ctorya

woot! The exlax worked, we're moving now!

SnakeMan
SnakeMan profile pic Alumni

i'm really glad that i just didn't think about it and wrote stuff. maybe i'll regret it when the finished product comes out, but whatever.

Neon Samurai

I'm kind of stuck on thinking.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

just let your creative muse flow, josh. you can do it!

toopersent
toopersent profile pic Alumni

oh man, this better be good!

Malcolm Man

I'm priming my creative juices.

Wiffler

People seem to be having a tough time with this - I feel responsible...

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

nah, everything's fine

V1ctorya

just go with the flow man, go with the flow. Everyone'w worried their writing won't be up to par (trust me, I did) but in the end, it's just for fun anyway!

jenraskopf

I only have to wait a little bit more!


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jenraskopf

Those stupid new titles ruin the surprise every time. Sigh.

WarDrobeInSpareOom

I forgot to participate, so I'm just going to sit and mock.



sits and mocks

jenraskopf

2 observations on this video:

1: It looks like Sporty and Baby Spice worked together as backup dancers for this tour.

2: I am totally wearing a sweet disco gold minidress like Gina G when I write my section. For inspiration.

Neon Samurai

OK so it's a little late but it's in.

Sorry about the delay people.

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

woo! jen's turn!

and i don't know what you were worrying about, josh. it looks as if you wrote a solid piece!

V1ctorya

yeah! is group one finally caught up with group 2? Woot!

tracerbullet
tracerbullet profile pic Alumni

only if margo doesn't finish her piece today...which she better

shirtflirt

waht the hellski

Neon Samurai

Thanks for saying that Brian.

I'm not happy with it but I'm hoping it's ok, it's worth bearing in mind that I didn't put a single word on the page that I didn't immediately cross out until last night.

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