Threadless Exquisite Corpse 2 rules and information blog!

<big><big><big>IT'S FINALLY DONE. GO READ IT.</big></big></big>


It's time to begin round two of the Threadless Exquisite Corpse writing project! First, a big thanks to everyone who registered. If you didn't get a chance to sign up, please make sure you do so for round three, whenever that ends up happening. This time around the rules are going to be a bit different for the sake of efficiency, sanity, and just to shake things up.


A quick reminder of how an exquisite corpse works: One group member begins writing a story. It doesn't matter what it's about, what genre it is, etc. Once the member is satisfied with the result, they then send the last few lines of their piece to the next member. The next member then, without knowing anything about the other member's piece except for those few lines, continues the story from where the previous member left off. And from there, the cycle continues until the last member writes a rousing ending! At this point the story will be put together and the wacky result will be revealed.


As stated above, the rules are a bit different this time, so read on:


Rules of the Exquisite Corpse

  1. Like last time, one member will begin the story. However, after the initial piece is completed, TWO different groups will each write their own story from the same beginning. Each group contains 13 talented members, and when all is said and done, we'll have two completely different stories from one common beginning.

  2. Each participant is only allowed to write a MAXIMUM of TWO (2) pages, single spaced, 12pt font. Obviously I won't erase anything if you happen to write more, but please try to stay within these limits. We're going for quality over quantity, so make every word count! At the same time, though, please try to write something substantive in your piece (at least a couple of paragraphs) so that the story moves forward each time. Don't just write two lines of dialog and call it quits--that would be counterproductive to the project (and besides, if you don't want to write, then why the heck did you sign up?).

  3. Each participant has a MAXIMUM of THREE (3) DAYS to write their portion of the story. This should hopefully be plenty of time. We need to have a maximum time limit so this doesn't take forever to complete. We have 27 participants, which means if everyone takes their full amount of time, we should be done by the second week of March. If, when it's your turn to write, you don't think you can finish your portion within your three days, let me know right away so we can have the next person in line write instead. You can then write your part later on.

  4. When a member has finished writing their part of the story, they are to send one email to the main Exquisite Corpse address (threadlessexquisitecorpse [at] gmail [dot] com) containing the following:


    • An ATTACHMENT of your entire section. Please don't just copy and paste your section into the email because this will mess up the formatting. Preferred file formats are .doc or .rtf. I should be able to open pretty much any format out there since I use OpenOffice, but these two are the easiest.

    • The names and relationships of all major characters. While this might technically go against what an Exquisite Corpse is all about, in our case it's necessary for the sake of consistency. It's much easier, both for the writers and the editor, if everyone uses consistent character names. You don't have to go into a lot of detail; just keep it simple like Bob - The main character/protagonist. Jill - Bob's sister. Mr. Williams - Bob's boss. As for what constitutes a major character, use your best judgment. If you write a character who you picture making several appearances over the course of the story, then that character is major. If a character is a one-time waitress in a restaurant who doesn't serve a purpose other than being a waitress for that scene, then forget her.

      Note: As this project goes on, more characters will obviously appear. Please include EVERYONE'S major characters/relationships in your email, even if you didn't use them all in your own portion. If Beth created Bob and Jill and you created Sam and Max, then your email to the next participant should include Bob, Jill, Sam, and Max.

    Once I receive your email, I will then send the last few lines of your section to the next participant. When you get the email stating it's your turn, please email me back so I know you actually received it.


And now for some general statements, more or less copied from the first Exquisite Corpse blog
  1. This is the definitely the most important statement (which is why it's number one). EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO WRITE. While everyone's skills might vary in the technical aspect of writing (i.e., grammar, mechanics, etc.), I know for a fact that every person here is creative and has ideas to share. With that said...

  2. Don't worry about grammar and mechanics. Just write, and don't worry if you think you might've used the wrong word or have a run-on sentence. Just get your ideas down on the page and let the editor deal with the grammar and junk later.

  3. The ending of this story will work the same way it did last time: The final writer in each group will write the ending for their group. After a lot of discussion last time on how the story should end, this way made the most sense and was the fairest way to go. I'm quite confident that the two ending writers will be up to the task.

  4. HAVE FUN WITH THIS! I think this will turn out just as good, if not better, than last time, especially since we'll have two different stories. So just think positively and all that other good karmic shit. We're bound to hit some problems along the way, but we'll tackle those as they come.

Well, that's everything that needs to be said, I think. The only thing left, of course, is the writing order. So here it is:


Story Starter
<del>Wiffler</del>


Group 1
<del>trindli</del>
<del>tracerbullet</del>
<del>squatterjohn</del>
<del>v1ctorya</del>
<del>Pizazz</del>
<del>Neon Samurai</del>
<del>jenraskopf</del>
<del>RoBaire</del>
<del>martiandrivein</del>
<del>Chipmnk</del>
<del>squintygirl</del>
<del>noodlezoop</del>


Group 2
<del>toopersent</del>
<del>Bramish</del>
<del>ahnik</del>
<del>shirtflirt</del>
<del>SnakeMan</del>
<del>Mya Jamila</del>
<del>Malcolm Man</del>
<del>chelly</del>
<del>asdfghaya</del>
<del>lemonalle</del>
<del>margolove</del>
kevinwells


<big><big>READY SET GO!</big></big>

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toopersent
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yeah and its funny as hell! well, as much funny as you can cram into 2 pages.

trindli

I wrote a little less, but I didn't want to delay things :)

tracerbullet
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woo! my turn for group 1. i'll work on it tonight probably.

tracerbullet
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bramish is done for group 2! now it's ahnik's turn. good luck!

Bramish
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Where can I read the final thing from the last time?

tracerbullet
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I just finished my part. It's now squatterjohn's turn for Group 1!

trindli

GO WILDCATS!

noodlezoop



YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! GO FIGHT WIN!

Wiffler

That wildcat has quite the long wiener...not really appropriate for a family blog such as this.

squatterjohn

lol, Christchurch, I live the next country over from there.

I had a long day at work. I didn't write anything today, but I'll get on it tomorrow.

tracerbullet
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Ahnik finished his piece, so now it's shirtflirt's turn for group 2!

ahnik

i am done too.

squatterjohn

I'm horribly sick. I'm thinking my piece might turn out shit, but it will be in on time!

SnakeMan
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oh snap. my turn.

Chipmnk

Oh, this is happening.

tracerbullet
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it's totally happening

SnakeMan
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e-mail sent. i knocked that shit out, yo.

tracerbullet
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holy crap, group 2 is on a roll! group 1 needs to get their shit together. c'mon wildcats!

Mya Jamila

Oh shit. I didn't realize it was my turn.

tracerbullet
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yup, i emailed you this morning. you've got until thursday.

Malcolm Man

Wow, this thang is movin' along.

Malcolm Man

Wait!

I'm after Margo?

That means that I have to work off of her old used up piece of slimy paper?!

Grosss!!!!

Mya Jamila

^LoL Malcolm, I freaked out because I was writing before Margo.

tracerbullet
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everyone wants to be near margo

V1ctorya

home compooter wouldn't let me open the attachment, so will get it in but might be a little late, since I couldn't open it until todaysyday

SnakeMan
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group 2 is pwning.

V1ctorya

Rawr, got it in anyways, yeah for work meetings!

noodlezoop

yeah! that's the wildcat spirit!

tracerbullet
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alright, i just sent it off to Pizazz

squatterjohn

Hey, check this out!

It's the world's first "chain thriller." 28 people will each write a chapter of a book with legit author James Patterson writing the first and final chapters, all over a mere 30 days. Don't know if it's exquisite corpse format or if each author will have access to the chapters beforehand, probably the latter if they want the story to make sense, but pretty interesting nonetheless.

I think he ripped us off.

noodlezoop

that is pretty rockin, if completely unoriginal on his part.
( ;

I might try my hand at that, for kicks. I bet he could use some wildcat spirit!

trindli

oh, that is only for aussies :(

noodlezoop

oh...poo. the terms say I have to be a resident of Australia. well FINE. I'll write a part of my OWN story with a bunch of internet people! AND we'll have cool team names! that'll show 'em!

noodlezoop

our story will be better, Corinne, because it will have International Flavor. like those weird, flavored coffee powders at the grocery store.

tracerbullet
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james patterson can bite me! stupid copy cat.

V1ctorya

Coffee powder! I use those when I make meringues, just egg whites sugar and weird flavoured powder- yum!

Am I a wildcat? I had fun, sad my part is all over already :( Now want to read what every one else did/will write!

noodlezoop

you are indeed a wildcat! the back of your jersey says

V1ctorya
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tracerbullet
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wildcats, wildcats
strong and tough
wildcats, wildcats
we fight rough

GOOOOOOOOO WILDCATS!

jenraskopf

Does that make me a wildcat too?

Does my jersey number have to match my order number or can my jersey say 15?

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