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I Was Thinking: If My Farts Could Smell Like Anything In The World...

I'd want mine to smell like bubblegum.



Oh yeah, and it would definitely be "scratch'n'sniff"

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DaniellesGarden
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honeysuckle.. thats my choice.

bhoomika

Peony. ha!

littlem

sounds good. i mean, smellllls gooood in here!!!!!!!!

bhoomika

This is completely weird ...I was just reading the Post Secret book and the secret that I just read was "I like the smell of my fart" . ha! I found it quite ironic.
hehe

ISABOA
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artificial root beer flavor



or old spice

littlem

hahaha bhoomika! maybe their farts smell like fried eggs!

ir0cko
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like skunk

juliejeremiah

cinnamon buns

supposedly it's the smell that attracts men more than any other.

Chipmnk

Mmm, cinnamon buns...

Girls can't fart!

Batnap

Ralph Lauren Blue

and nothing else.

Chipmnk

Then I'd want my farts to smell like Kevin's penis/cinnamon buns.

riffmaster18

Fresh Chinese carryout. It's already confusing (from a stink-standpoint) and I'd like to explore that.

spires
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brownies, cause it's like an olfactory pun

littlem

i just blew a bubble!

lordog

pops littlem's bubble

i want mine to smell like buttered movie popcorn, mmmmmmmmm.

roadkill3d
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Marshmallows and red wine

littlem

maybe riffmaster spelled his/her name wrong

it's really whiffmaster18

littlem

mmmm marshmallows!

ooh how bout cotton candy?

lordog

does cotton candy even have a smell? comere and fart on me so i can remember...

roadkill3d
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Cotton candies only if they're blue/purple

littlem

*farts up lordog's nostrils

lordog

omg it's wonnnderrrfulllll

jayrawz
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my farts smell like freshly baked bread

littlem

*turns around to take a whif

jayrawz
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and the front make its own butter

lordog

damn, this blog is makin me hungry.

littlem

GAH!

roadkill3d
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littlem on Sep 08 '08 at 11:33pm
*farts up lordog's nostrils


lordog
lordog on Sep 08 '08 at 11:34pm
omg it's wonnnderrrfulllll



I have a very good vision of what that looked like and I'm crackin'

jayrawz
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i cant believe its not semen!!

littlem

i'm glad you enjoyed that, kneil

jayrawz
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then ur ass hair would stick everywhere

lordog

^that could get rather messy.

littlem

Jackanapes mk.II on Sep 08 '08 at 11:39pm
But what if it meant that when you farted your butt actually blew a bubble of bubblegum?

littlem on Sep 08 '08 at 11:22pm
i just blew a bubble!


jayrawz
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buttbubbles?

roadkill3d
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Messy meaning the butt hairs can get mixed up with the hairs on your nostrils.

lordog

you would probably have to wear vinyl underpants, so you could just wipe them clean. traditional cotton just wouldn't work.

jayrawz
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this is stimulating confartsation

littlem

hey, i have to go practice bubbles inside of bubbles inside of bubbles. see ya

jayrawz
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Omair

we had this conversation, and I said "Pineapples" or "fruit punch".

jayrawz
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i think pears would be the only reasonable fragrance

jayrawz
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o man... i was looking for that same clip tora

jayrawz
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this is for u.. :)))

littlem

"you are all..inhaling..one of my lime scented fartzz"

littlem

man that photo is creepy!

jayrawz
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haha.. the one i posted??

littlem

yup

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