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eat while you poop?

does anyone else here eat when they poop? not plates of food but things like a bag of chips or a corn dog.

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AlecGrieco

yeah my friend chews tobacco on the pot calls it a "chew/poo combo" or a "dip shit"

littlem

No, peeeeee yuuuuuu. But I do chew gum and blow big bubbles with it while I'm in the shower.

maddingo

thanx for sharing....

little_hobbit_feet

I eat things like grapes, veggies or M&Ms in the bath, but eating while you poo seems unhealthier.

blucow

I don't poop. I'm perfect.

AlecGrieco

I eat baby ruths, so it looks like the same thing is happening up top, but in reverse. Kinda like feeding the fire sort of thing

littlem

blucow, that would make you : perfectly full of crap!

blucow

Bwahaha! What a fantastic double meaning... Should've seen that one coming.

BuriedAlive

should I be? Is this a new trend?

AlecGrieco

i dont actually d othat, but you could picture it going in one end adn out the other at the same time (like the two ends were connected)

BuriedAlive

well they are sort of conected, like its all in one sack of skin so you know....eh Im mummbling agin.

littlem

I just can't think of wanting to eat anything while I'm growing a clone.

DaddyDom

Every once in a while, I'll talk on the phone while pooing. But over all, I just like reading. Poo time is me time.

AlecGrieco

""growing a clone"

DaddyDom

I can attest to this, she looks like a turd. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

littlem

c'mon, it's better than growing a monkey tail

littlem

shut up, DaddyD. hahahah don't tell anyone my secrets

AlecGrieco

i was gonna ask if she was Black, but thought that was crossing the line

littlem

it was a joke on myself that went over like a led balloon

littlem

not black.. not that there's anything wrong with that

AlecGrieco

makes for funny conversation nevertheless

littlem

not all poos are black

DaddyDom

My poop isn't always brown.

littlem

i can chat on the phone while dumping, but only if it's Not Diarrhea

DaddyDom

Whoa, scary.

symmetrical

oh those pesky green ones...

littlem

man, this is really early in the day for the poo poo talk

littlem

symmetrical, that is when you have too much blue gatorade

AlecGrieco

yeah diarreah it way to noisy to have someone "in there" with you, and blaming it on grandma gets old

littlem

Alec, do you have issues with your poor grandma?

AlecGrieco

farting incident...its too painful to talk about

stephaniesuelovesyou

i know i have before ... but doesn't that defeat the purpose of going to the bathroom in the first place? you'll just be there longer ... and you're probably bored. and most people eat when they are bored ...

do you see where i'm going with this?

AlecGrieco

NO, not really

littlem

I believe what miss stephanie is talking about is called:peristalsis. you start eating and it get the whole system working towards digestion and out the other end,etc, etc like a conveyor belt.

Rock Deputy
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I don't eat while on the throne but it is kinda cool to drink water while peeing... you just pretend that it's going right through you.

littlem

kinda like the "baby ruth theory?"

DaddyDom

Sometimes my poop has peanuts in it.

DaddyDom

But no caramel or nougat.

Rock Deputy
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jesus... this blog is quickly digressing...

littlem

dude you need to chew a liitle bit better

DaddyDom

I'd say that's a great accomplishment, considering the title of the blog.

DaddyDom

I do chew, but I have a theory about the regenerative capabilities of peanuts. And corn. And sometimes sesame seeds.

DaddyDom

So, do you guys think anyone would wear a shirt called "Corn on the Crap"? Or should I not waste my time?

DaddyDom

No pun intended with the "waste my time."

littlem

prob...no

littlem

I could just imagine the comments for "corn on the crap": like to hear it? here it goes:
"Umm, that's gross!"
"Unique, but I'd never wear a t-shirt with a poo on it"
"Down with all the potty-humor submissions"
"dude, you're demented"

I could go on for many many days...whatcha think?

BuriedAlive

I spy something that is pink....

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