Free..or best offer
I guess it just kind of feels this way these days. Please mind the stripes, I didn't make them perfect, just there so you get the idea...
I'd like this printed on a striped grey and white tee, possibly v-neck. I imagine the cut-out coupon lines to be either puff or suede ink.
Copy reads: FREE Or best offer. Limit one per person. Offer Valid while supplies last. Management reserves all rights. Additional fees, terms and conditions may apply and vary by plan and service. Customer is responsible for any usage charges incurred prior to return.
Perhaps you can relate?