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REAL MONSTER ON THE NEWS (FUGLY)

Anybody see this? Supposedly it washed up in Montauk.


Granted, it´s Fox News ugh, but it just looks weird and I wanna know what it is.


My theory... Fucked up animal? or crazy gov experience.
What´s yours?



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Montro
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lol@baby cloverfield monster

13strong

Looks like it's made of bits of other animals. Hoax?

Who knows. Mutations are weird.

Papaprime
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"RACCOONS DON'T HAVE BEAKS!"

moron. It's obviously the skull peaking through because the muzzle has decomposed. Looks more like a decomposed dog than a racoon though.

Montro
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I still like the baby-cloverfield-monster version better.

Montro
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Here´s the canine skull. Makes sense to me.



lovesushi

It's definitely a dog, the newsday.com site has a much clearer picture.

tracerbullet
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the theories i've read is that it's a mutilated dog or viral marketing for a new cartoon network show

phones

viral marketing for sure.

blogged about this yesterday lolz

13strong

I love that Fox News is now so shit that it reports when dead dogs are washed up on beaches.

They have to win some kind of prize for "Most Worthless News Story of the Year".

13strong

That Newsday picture looks totally fake.

Montro
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hmmm...the pics look totally diff to me

Montro
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but yeah, a dead dog.

lovesushi

Well apparently it was being rolled around in the waves as it's only around 2.5 feet long; hence the different angles of the pictures out there. They all look a bit fake cos it's so... gelatinous. Mmm, jelly.

Edword
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phones

what the helly hansen is that, ed?

phones

a goat-footed gnome?

phones

a pig-bodied prince?

Edword
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some kind of mutant pig thing.

tracerbullet
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mini donkey kong!

phones

$5

aled
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I can't believe nobody has correctly identified this creature yet.

13strong

Aw, poor monkey cyclops pig.

OH MY GOD IT'S ZOOL.

13strong

Sorry, ZUUL.

bcrider

Dude. That first pic looks like a sea turtle without the shell. Its nose area looks like a beak. Why are its legs bound, and why is it flipping us off?

13strong

The first one ain't a turtle - it has legs and feet. Turtles have flippers.

It's a dog, says I. And the fact that a national news channel like FOX would have an item on a fucking dead dog washed up on the beach is a sad, sad statement on the modern media.

Tess Fondie

can we please just take this down, I don't see how a dead and drowned dog is funny or news...

valorandvellum
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Why is the animal brown like a roasted chicken in one pic and then a gelatinous blue in the other?? Does it have the powers of a chameleon?

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