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If only we could all experience such joy. Thank you Mr. lactating cube, thank you.
I think I saw a porno like this once.
How did this get approved? Seriously, how? :/
so wrong $5
skeet skeet skeet
HORRAY!!! you are back
and with a new style here
still great as always $5
pleased by your return; different style almost, but 100% the same greatness.
So good I can't even wear it!
Sort of. I would never wear this.
But it did brighten up my day, and for that you get a 5.
Drinking and bathing in milk – what's wrong with that? :-)
The face somehow reminds me of Spongebob... I've always been assuming Spongebob was male...
gross rules the day, it seems.
oh, my god-- i MUST have this. The expressions!!! They're so... I don't even know. I just know that I need this shirt, so $5!!!
i love the little one at the back. he looks shocked and appalled :D
this is sooo good are you kiddin me Nevvie? awesome illus, rad idea, $5
haha. pretty neat. 5
omfg your'e back. $5 for the return.
YES! little green guys are great!
oh, i missed you
Nevvie on Oct 15 '07
I think I saw a porno like this once.
How did this get approved? Seriously, how? :/ ****
Nevvie, i think you've watched too many pornos more than i did, bec seriously, nothing came across on my innocent thoughts anything closer to something very ungodly and wordly other than a bunch of cute and pristine little green guys with veeery effective facial expressions rejoicing in their succulent milks out of thank God MR. LACTATING CUBE! hallelujah indeed!
lol @ KILLZ!
hallelujah for green guys!
this is awesome!!!
Am NOT a 'n00b'. Sigh. I just recently joined as a member but I have been shopping here for years. SHEEESH. rolls eyes
Killz... I am just sad that such obvious artistic talent is spent on drivel like this. I love the expressions of all the little, uhmm, splodges, there's no doubt this is a well made illustration, but there is absolutely no way in hell I could ever support such a foul design.
But I'm obviously in the minority, so meh, whatever. I'm so over this stupid shirt. I'd much rather have something geeky and fun to wear -- when I want adorable porn I'll watch some anime, thanks.
Killz....oh, to be as innocent as you. :)
IVE MISSED YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAIRY LOVING WORK!
i fail to see how this even resembles something pornographic and foul. Do cows suggest porn because they're always giving milk? Udders aren't a foul thing, are they?
for me, the box character brought to mind a cow's udders, giving an apparently well-appreciated gift of milk to the green dudes. Not... porn. o_O;
ahahahaha! fixes shining halo
that's ur opinion Nevvie. but i think saying this shirt is "stupid" is just goin' overboard... u can say it's not ur cup of tea but i believe it's far from stupid...
like NORTH POLE FAR!!!
like F.A.R... really
Killz... laughs Well, you're right, I shouldn't have said it was stupid. I shouldn't insult talented artists like that. :)
having admitted to that, u've just saved urself from a bunch of hate letters...
ok ur cool again! now let's give this shirt a bunch of $5s and get this man his 8th PRINT!!!
nevie the thing is this guy has won before .. many times and with stuff almost as off teh wall as this go look at the rest of his work and you'll get an idea of his subject material.
anyway .. looks fantastic john I hope you dont disappear again after this
good to see you back - love your schtick!
Utter insanity. Nice. 5!
Wullagaru... Oh, I know about his wins -- I love the momo blossom shirt -- which is actually why I'm just disappointed by this submission. But ah well! I'm perfectly resigned to being in the minority here. :)
yeah all I was saying is that this is more liek what john does when you look at his body of work is all
always enjoy your style but it seems like obvious issues went overlooked, like the left arm joining the body just below the eye which creates awkward implied lines, easy fix but blah'
nice to see you around again
This looks like an x-rated fever dream of Spongebob and Ren and Stimpy! In other words, not something i'd wear but mucho cool-o.
that was cool-o, not cool-zero!
Fo'ah suppa', I er ah, would like milk from... a cube?
(Clone high? eh? No?)
hahahahahahaha five dollars for pure weirdness
hooray for lactating cubes! 5$
That little guy on the far left looks shell-shocked by the milk racing towards his face. :)
this shirt is kind of like those greeting cards that makes a sound or music when you open it up! im not sure if JOHN2 told you but this is what youll hear when you wear it...
Morbid, disturbing, funny, alarming and...$5
I dunno what it is, but I luv it.
now THIS is a conversation piece! gross (for many reasons) and funny. 4 design and creativity b/c I couldn't wear this 1
what's there is great, but it feels like it needs a background to anchor it to the shirt...
was this a play on old greggs funk tity monster?
the mighty boosh
sick (both in a bad way and good way). 5
I absolutely love the little fella at the bottom splashing around in the milk on his back.
Only the second design that I've seen in the month that I've been here that I'd buy.