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The Official Slogan Club (CONGRATS, SLOAG SUPERSTAR COURTNEY PIE!)!!!


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STEP RIGHT UP & SEND A VOTE TO OUR MEMBERS!
To be a member of this list there's no secret handshake, but there are occasional dance-offs.


Thanks Threadless for giving this blog its very own 2009 Honorary Bestee Award!


NEW!
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INTRODUCTION TO THE CLUB. SO LIKE, HEY AND STUFF.


Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, (as well as OSC Junior Blog Deputies soloyo and rossmat8) welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying their completed membership card upon this page will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a magical fairy dispatched to your house that will perform a Slogan Club induction ceremony with you and turn brussel sprouts into cinnamon bears! Note: there is a 1 in 1,909,448,039 chance of the fairy actually surviving the voyage to your home


The Official Slogan Club Membership Card created by MeLa de Gypsie:


NEW!

Learn how to best display your new favorite digital possession and more on Miskaji's excellent new & improved OSC Member How-To.


EXCLUSIVELY FOR OSC MEMBERS!
Recent OSC inductee Colorfool has graced our lil club with a machine that scoops all of our highest scoring slogans out of the quinzillians of slogan bottom feeders along with a ton of other interesting analyzes in his Slogan Statistics Blog. Don't forget to pack your thinking shoes!


For a list of ALL PAST OSC CONTEST WINNERS and a look at their shiny trophies, click here!


Check out a ton of blogs to many many cool slogan-related activities on Threadless by clicking here!


NEW SLOGAN EVENTS, NEWS AND GOINGS-ON


THERE'S A NEW VOTING SYSTEM IN EFFECT! GO ON OVER TO THE TYPE TEE MAIN PAGE AND FUNNY AWAY!


As if being Threadless's favorite sneak-peek photo getter to feed our new print addiction as well as one of the most guffaw-worthy OSC sloganistas working on the craft today, the guy who will only say "what's up?" to you once aka Soloyo has made a permanent blog for single sloganeers and designers who haven't met their perfect type tee mate yet to mingle about and hopefully ask one another to spend some time making wonderful shirt music together in The Official Slogan To Design Blog!


Now official 2009 Blogger of the Year jess4002 has made a couple more sloganeer dreams come true for the the holidays by taking it upon herself to mold their unprinted words of hilarity into an eye-catching typographic shirted masterwork (if only in the magical world of the interwebs) to her all-you-can-read buffet of one-day slogan shirts!


IT'S TIME FOR THE KOLLAB KORNER KIDDIES!


Any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!


IF I HAVE MISSED ANY MEMBER'S CURRENT DESIGNS OR COLLABS, PLEASE POST THEM ON THE BLOG AND I WILL UPDATE ASAP!


WELL WHEN (and if) WE START THIS SECTION UP AGAIN.


NUMERALS AND NUMBERS SECTION


Number of prints current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 96! WHO SHALL BE THE 100TH PRINT FOR THE CLUB'S TROPHY SHIRT WALL?!?!



By FRICKINAWESOME (10th Type Tee)



By Brentendo & rossmat8 (4th Type Tee)



By sidepull



By rbthatcher (3rd Type Tee)



By brakes



By Nintechno (2nd Type Tee)



By Soloyo



By Bio-Bot 9000 (6th Type Tee)



By TTUraider



By bygrinstow (2nd Type Tee)



By Bramish (2nd Type Tee)



By Krimson (2nd Type Tee)



By rossmat8 (3rd Type Tee)



By nathanwpyle at gmail.com



By FRICKINAWESOME (9th Type Tee)



By FRICKINAWESOME (8th Type Tee)



By Bio-bot 9000 (5th Type Tee)



By bygrinstow



By goliath72



By BlueLobster



By FRICKINAWESOME (Select, 7th Type Tee)



By SuperRyan



By Larlar (4th Type Tee)



By .onion



By TimScribble (2nd Type Tee)



By T-Lou (Reprints: 1)



By Brightwood (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)



By jess4002 (2nd Type Tee)



By PuppetMeat (3rd Type Tee, 2009 Bestee Slogan of the Year Winner, Reprints: 1)



By jthrasher (Reprints: 1)



By Danaych



By Brightwood



By dbrv11 (Reprints: 1)



By PuppetMeat (2nd type tee)



By Maltzmania (5th Type Tee)



By FRICKINAWESOME (6th Type Tee)



By EricaTheRed



By Noh_Body



By Tikimasters (Reprints: 1)



By northerlywinds



By rbthatcher (2nd Type Tee)



By steelplate



By spacesick 2



By JeF (2nd Type Tee)



By rossmat8 (2nd Type Tee)



By lunchboxbrain (2nd Type Tee)



By Staffell (Reprints: 1)



By supertrooper74



By rbthatcher



By bryn.rhys



By PuppetMeat



By Krimson



By jess4002



By Bio-Bot 9000 (4th Type Tee)



By toopersent



By lunchboxbrain



By Caleb11



By Bio-bot 9000 (3rd Type Tee)



By Bio-bot 9000 (2nd Type Tee)



By juliejeremiah (2nd Type Tee)



By TimScribble



By FRICKINAWESOME (5th Type Tee)



By jaywalkergraphics



By Bio-Bot 9000



By Retroludo



By rossmat8



By davidfromdallas



by kaloyster



By Krokun



By Martiandrivein (3rd Type Tee)



By Larlar (3rd Type Tee)



By JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost



By bean12



By Maltzmania (4th Type Tee, Reprints: 2)



By Againstbound



By FRICKINAWESOME (4th Type Tee)



By Ladykat



By Simpletinrobot



by Maltzmania (3rd Type Tee)



by Martiandrivein (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 2)



by FRICKINAWESOME (3rd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)



By Nintechno (Reprints: 1)



By SnakeMan (Bestee Winner, 2008, Reprints: 3)



By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)



By FRICKINAWESOME



By Maltzmania



By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)



By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 2)



by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 2)



by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 8)



by Evade



by Sharlajay



by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)



by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 8)



by Aristarchus



by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 2)



by Larlar (Reprints: 1)



by Bramish


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Meat_Helmut

here's another-
I had a walk-on roll as a ninja once. But you probably didn't see me.

MadIron

shitfaced - look at the second paragraph of the original post

meat helmut - nice.

FRICKINAWESOME
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

Wowzers...Meat Helmut is REALLY throwing his weight into some awesome contest submissions the last day or two! Do you have a magical pixie that visits you with awesome slogans in the middle of the night like me? Cause, Picksy the Pixie is real.

x-zempt- Your slogan Nobody's perfect, I'm perfectly flawed has some decent potential, but it needs a King's English overhaul...try submitting "Nobody's Perfect, but I'm Perfectly Flawed." into the contest and see if that makes a difference....hurry before I steal it myself!

candianantelope- Awww, but I LOVE lashing people...way to take my fun away! Can't wait to see your contest subs for the actual topic!

the s(h)am(e)Think harder and faster, dang you! Teehee.

There ya go martian! Now you only need to think of like 8 more to beat your submission entry amount from the last contest!

madiron- Way to turn Bambi into a washed-up escort for all the fresh young faces of the Hollywood non-human society to call up and order a sexy "tumbel through the forest" with for shits and giggles. I hear that dog from Independance Day orders five a week.

Oh, and if I could enter this contest, I just thought up a pretty decent addition: Indiana Jones Gives His Enemies a Severe Case of Whip Lash. Damn, i really need that trilogy on DVD!

HEY SLOGANITES, I THINK THIS CLUB NEEDS A MASCOT OF SOME SORT...ANY SUGGESTIONS, EITHER ALREADY EXISTING OR NEWLY DRAWN? THE PERSON WHO COMES UP WITH THE BEST MASCOT WILL WIN MY STP'S THE NEXT TIME I BUY, AND I USUALLY WAIT TILL THERE'S 4-5 SHIRTS I WANT. Ahhhh, STP's. The most powerful yet cheapest way to influence the Threadless masses, including myself!

Torakamikaze
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i made a mascot in the first slogan club blog, remember?



Truly brilliant

obvious_me

Dont Worry! I'm Sexy.

Meat_Helmut


I swear.....

hehe, thanks though Frickin....there's a ton of good stuff coming into this thing! I'm about ready to start just spraypainting some of these on my own shirts....and possibly other people's!

oh, got some new slog'z up too, btw....YOWZA!

Meat_Helmut

ok, and why the first half of what I typed didn't show up is beyond me......I guess Picksy the Pixie likes to mess with my html code too.... :P

The Sam

k sorry

thebabe_2

I didnt realize it. Thanx guys. I feel special. I feel great in having this honor. I will run around my building because we dont have stairs where I work. YEAAHHHHHHHHH

The Sam

INTENSE THINKINGt

thebabe_2

Romantic Movies, Helping me get some.

DesignbyProxy
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oh my bad...
Sitting on the front row doesn't get you any closer to the actors

Sry my html isn't very good

hxcassandra



complete with shitty resolution courtesy of MS PAINT!!

DesignbyProxy
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Front row at the movies is the closest I've come to being famous

zempt

Nobody's Perfect, but I'm Perfectly Flawed

hxcassandra

this should be a pun about movies, but it isn't.

FRICKINAWESOME
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

Tora- Holy crap...did I miss that completely in the first blog? Sorry my man, I didn't know you read my mind that i was gonna ask for a mascot back like two months ago in the dark ages of this blog's progression! awww...he's like gentle ben, but even moreso a giant pussy! And since he's nibbling off ears while riding a unicycle, what's not to love?

meatwad- Picksy the Pixie eats the competition's html code for breakfast, followed by a light brunch consisting of slices of cantaloupe and your most virus-proof firewalls! He's like the Matrix robot squid intruding on your human Zion town. Nice slogan alert:
If you left your heart in San Francisco, you would die.
Yowza at your boy!

martian- After 4-5 whacks at that slogan, I think you've finally nailed the hit on the head with Front row at the movies is the closest I've come to being famous...super solid entry there, my man. Now take your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.

hex- Have i ever told you i wanna pinch the cheeks of your icon every time i see it's so adorable? You're like Dennis the Menace and Sarah Silverman wrapped into one cwazy kid! Anywho, I will consider the Token Black Guy as the slogan club mascot, but he might have to be the backup to Tora's bear, which is perfect for any token black kid to kinda exist in the background anyway. And way to go for thinking up yet ANOTHER way to annoy the living piss out of me with your infuriatingly bold sentence blodness. Yowza indeed! BTW, I almost hate to complement you what with you making me go bald and die at an early age and all, but your "pole vaulting...pole dancing" slogan is pretty funny. Pretty i said, not blazing!

ex-zempt- Awesome man! Now you gotta submit it in to the main contest to see if my slogan advice actually means somethingor is 110 percent hooie!

thebabe_2

Romantic Movies, Giving Me False Hope Since 1982.

hxcassandra

yeah, i have run out of slogan zest...

MichaelAVK

Hey Gang, cool group. Just signed on the other day and added a slogan to the general submissions. Hope you all like it and stuff. Peace.

snacktivity

This mascot would be pretty exciting.

FRICKINAWESOME
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

hx- You need to get your slogan mojo back grrrrrrrrl! Aren't you grounded for the entire month? Just run around your house looking at stuff and come up with funny situations for it...if that doesn't work, then bang your head repeatedly into bedroom walls to knock the ideas loose.....it works for me! faints onto the floor and convulses for an hour

michaelavk- AWESOME first slogan my man....now just get a dozen or so of that caliber and a membership card on your slogan page, and we'll have a vacancy in our little slogan love nest for you lickity split!

snacktivity- LOL to the extreme! THAT is the most handsome and appropriate of all the slogan mascot submissions so far! Man, i gotta go as that for next halloween, it looks great! Thanks for the strangest thing i've ever been associated with!

jenraskopf

Did you hear it?

FRICKINAWESOME
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

hehe ha ha o da laydee whoooooooooooooooo! Thanks so much Jenra for that rockin' rendition of my plain-tuna loving existence! How did you know that song is one of my favs? I try to walk like an egyptian at least five miles a day, which involves lugging two-ton cinderblocks on my back in an effort to complete the king's tomby demands. You've inspired me so much that i'm gonna try my hand at a freestyle sing-along once i can locate a decent mic...gimmie some stuff about your life that i could peruse and reuse for a tune set to bluez! PS: I might not get time to do this by the deadline for the contest, but i'll still finish it for ya anyways!

MeLa de Gypsie

Uncoordinated; like a badly dubbed Bruce Lee movie

I haven't really submitted yet... maybe I should...

hxcassandra

i tried to come up with a slogan but all i could think up was this...

why yes, that is stalin saying "tits"!

hxcassandra

rather, thinking...

MichaelAVK

FRICKINAWESOME-Hey Evan, thanks for the snaps. Glad you liked my first slogan. Wish you stuff the ballot box or something. Surfing about around here, I've noticed that scores tend to be kinda low-ish. Ah well, I will keep onin'. :) Gotta fill out my Member Card. Will get that and more slogans up and running soonishly!

MichaelAVK

Oh, and here's my movie slogan entry. So far it's a clunker in the general voting, but maybe peeps around here will dig it.

knock woody allen

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mela- I dig the entry, I just think you could phrase a bunch of other ways for added bruce lee-style impact, unless you are drawing attention to how uncoordinated the sentence you are making is as well. Go mela!

hx- Well, one word slogans don't usually fly around here, but since you've used my favorite subject, I will allow it. Stalin saying the word excites me even more, in ways thatr i'm not comfortable thinking about confronting yet.

michaelavk- I'm not quite sure i get your woody allen slogan, and i feel even more nuerotic about it than one of woody's main characters that are playing out some arena of his psyche. But i like old school emo too, so im with ya on that one completely. Yeah, people are pretty tough on slogans around here, but I kinda like that...since around 80 percent of what is put up for submission on the main page lacks the creativity of even a one-legged muskrat, I agree most slogans get the scores they deserve. I do see some really intelligent ones by our members and in general sometimes that are unexplainably getting killed, but overall the scoring reflects the quality of the submissions...

MadIron

Keep your friends close, and your enemies in secret volcano lairs

chelly

hello.

MadIron

London has a pretty bad werewolf problem.

MadIron

hahahaha, whoops! forgot to add "closer" to the end of that other one.

MadIron

no i didn't just kidding

MadIron

god i'm bored today

Rekabat

Movie Previews Tease Me

FRICKINAWESOME
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m. lap- I have very little to outright none in understanding what your slogan is suppossed to mean...unless you meant to write "whores always make camoes", like they make-out things? Am i even remotley on the same wavelength as what you are going for?

chelly- Howdy! I am NOT gopnna talk about you-know-what in this post, i promised myself...so, i just wanna keep this short and say congrats on your "cookies" slogan hitting past 50 percent, and im glad that you showed up on the slogan blog to keep us abreast of how you are doing.....shit, i wrote breast. o well.

MadAboutIron- I think the slogan actually works better the way it is, because people don't expect the phrase to end like that. IT's also doing pretty well with the general public, a slogan club contest first! I haven't voted on your slogans in a while (unless you put up like 30 in the last day), and also voted up your "can't feel emotions" and "cannibals for breakfast" slogans; grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat stuff (im eating frosted flakes right now, so tony the tiger was speaking through me on that one).

reka- Keep it up, reek! I love the contest slogans, and your regular ones as well.

For the first time in months, i've had a slogan drought in the last few days. I guess i gotta just rest the parts of my brain that hunt words for different twists and meanings for a little bit and come back fresher and wittier than ever! Until then, i will sit back and look for hilarity in everyone else's slogans. Entertain me, people!

hxcassandra

i feel better now that i am not the only slow-gan writer.
mmmm, i am concocting a new mix, and i have also talked my way out of my grounding sentence.
so many victories!!

FRICKINAWESOME
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I just sent you a last.fm friend request CassieX! I hear my FR's on that site are akin to getting a lifetime supply of pet giraffe food AND seven golden tickets all at once! Way to not be grounded anymore...but yeah, slogans have been slow in the download lately for me....hopefully i'll snap out of it in the next few daze.

The Sam

I’m in the cast of Moon Wars.
Star Trek is big in space.
I speak the Clingon language.

The Sam

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOWZA, NEW SUBS, YAYAYAYAYAY

icebar

ok now i have a membership card.



Once upon a time, I wrote short stories. The end.

MadIron

Hey there Frickin! Yeah, I don't know what the hell my brain was telling my fingers. I was looking at the slogan, and all of a sudden my brain said "THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL!" except that it does and my brain is a faulty piece of equipment.

So anyways...

Yeah, I usually go through periods where I either sub just a few quality ones, or a shit ton of whatever my brain conjures up. Lately it's been the latter. I'm LOVING your "the future isn't what it used to be" and "screenwriters are plotting".

Oh and Happy Drink Everything In Sight And Throw Up In Your Friends Car Day everybody!!

chelly

YOWZA!

everyday, millions die from second-hand smoking gun

MeLa de Gypsie

Evan... you know it's hard trying to illustrate how lip synching doesn't really work with dubbed over English...

hahaha... all I can remember is Chris Tucker (I think) trying to imitate it in action.

sectionbb

my stunt double will be doing my death scene

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thesam i am- NERD ALERT! I think it's actually spelled "Klingon" language, so i'll change that and enter it into the contest for ya. Yes, it's sad i know these things, but i've seen the ridiculously entertaining star trek fanumentary trekkies a few times. That's as far as my ST knowledge well runs tho; i have no idea what is in Romulan Ale!

Vanilla icebar- Yeay! New filled-out membership cards makes the Slogan Club all giddy and child-like. Your ONE slogan is quite fantastic; let's see some more of what that lump of neurons atop your neck can produce!

MadlyIronic- Yeah..i've been that way too with my slogans lately..i'll have like one day where i come up with (at least to me! lol.) 5-10 REALLY decent ones, but the last week or two it's been 1-2 a day if im lucky. I'm sure things will pick up tho...creative juices come in spurts but are always present. HUZAHHHH for your new ones doing well tho! I actually like the new "pokemon" one too.

chelzie- Yowza back atcha!!! Is that slogan for the movie contest? Or are you just trying to stick out in the crowd by being extra bold with your words? Thank s for stopping in sweets..it's always a hoot(ers) when you come on by!

You've Got Me On My Knees, Mey-la! (the play on your name is from the Eric Clapton song "layla" by the by) "DO YOU UNDERATAND THE WORDS COMIN' OUT OF MY MOUTH!?!?!" lol. Yeah, it's a tough thing you are trying to illustrate with words. I applaud your efforts for trying to illustrate something that you would only think you could through moving pictures; way to push some boundaries! golf claps golf claps all around

sectionbtotheb- Awesome contest slogan!

stoppickingmynose!- I just took the slogan club out of the dryer- glad you noticed!

Yeay! I thought of a few new ones before i go out drinkin' a bit with my friends and see 300 on the IMAX screen as big as some small third world countries! Enjoy your night peoples!

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