Happy Birthday, Boss(Manos)!
Dear Mr. Manos,
Since it's your birthday,
I will spend less time using the phone, on company time, for long distance, personal phone calls.
I will NOT wait for my fingernail polish to dry before I bring your coffee.
I will NOT play solitaire and reversi for more than one hour each.
I will not chat online ALL the other hours of the work day.
I will only take a 2 hour lunch today.
I will try my best NOT to spill your coffee on you more than once today.
I will NOT use the company copy machine to print out flyers for my lost cat.
Please don't fire me today.
your fave secretary,
p.s. I can hardly wait til this day is over! :P
p.p.s. I did NOT break the blogs.