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You are not your beret

Matt Giraffe:



Thankyou all, I know I have been absent a little lately and I am sorry as I know many of you find me a vital part of your creative expression and influence. I hope that this piece will prove to be as enlightening as cornchips.

Watch this
walkneverending

this is my favorite out of your submissions i think

packyman

hey, i wear a beret, and i'm neither a french commando or a cute girl. i'm barely a 'cute' guy. i like to perpetuate the stereotype of artists that wear berets, plus i live in the midwest USA and i'm the only guy i've seen in a hundred mile radius who wears one. i've even had people offer me money for it. i also wear a bowler from time to time... also been offered money for it. why i'm sharing all of this i do not know.

interesting style.

Robsoul
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good one

bananaphone
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You say you like buying designs you couldn't create, so surely you should like my work.

whirzle1
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At first I thought you were crazy and really annoying, but now I see that you're a genius.

ToucanSam

God almighty when will they print you already????

bananaphone
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probably when I get one of these over 2 =P

Monkey II
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So funny!
Skeleton in the closet still rules though

rubberyshrubbery

And jamie on mythbusters... by the way

bananaphone
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mythbusters - one of the few shows ill actually try and make an effort to see.

rudra

closer - but it's missing something

i think this submission would benefit greatly if there was some tongue-action...

kissy lips at the very least

thatkidam

I like it, but if I am not mistaken, 'sacre bleu' means "Holy Shit" so i could probably never wear this when I go to france.. or in the presence of my parents. [whome are french] so for that I give you a 5 but not a buy.

Ellsswhere
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i think your style could use alittle kick, try something outside your ussual face/person and text, just a thought though nannerphone

PantherDash

this is my favorite one of your so far.

retrohotpink

i.. just.. don't find these kinds of submissions funny

Jharv23

bananaphone your killing me here. a blind kid with down syndrome could draw this. i would not necessarily call you a genius either. your designs just seem simple and thrown together. if i could give it a negative score i would. stop trying so hard to be clever.

Thelma

$5 for the paragraph on the bottom

bananaphone
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sure Jharv, right after you stop trying to force your opinions on people that think you are insignificant and stupid.

le_hell
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great job Matt, this kind of designs are pushing things forward. btw, somebody compared my style to your's, so thats a compliment for me (i guess) haha

Bramish
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Yes! $5

shadowboy

liliwins, at 4:49pm on May 10, 2006

sacre bleu does not mean holy shit and you are mistaken. It means sacred blue and you are a dumbass for being french and not knowing what that means and I hate you


Ouch. Someone didn't get a hug from mommy today.

Matt - It's as though your designs are growing on me. Are they getting better? It doesn't seem so, yet I am liking them more than I did. Are you the integral cog to the creative universe that you thinkyou are? Certainly not, but hey, confidence is an asset, right?

This I would wear.

kc_6201

Why did you paste text from what seems to be an erotic novel on there?

bananaphone
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I wrote it actually, not paste.

bananaphone
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but don't you know, everyone must like all art!

El_Dictador_Cubano

what the hell, bananaphone, what are the words in the bottom right corner of your submission?

And back to your old, crappy art, man. Bllaaahh

stingerstyler
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hahaha, very funny!

disastars

Hahhaahaha! I'm from France and I love it!

Especially the Sacre Bleu!

P.S. Berets dont have pom-poms.

disastars

P.P.S

Its not a banana phone dumbasses.

bananaphone
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yeah i know re: pom pom, it was just a little thing i threw in =P ive seen a couple with them but yeah.

hanaleilei

FUNNY & WOULD WEAR IT.

bananaphone
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eating breakfast.

Veloso

I like your style a lot.

bananaphone
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your profile pic is pretty sweet.

si0uxsie

Very cool!
<3

Homnibus

The funny thing is, it looks more like a tam o'shanter than a beret

ranal

why don't you ever have your little poems on your shirt

SmallFrenchBoy

whats with the soft porn in the corner of your submission? the t-shirts cool, altho i might feel i bit pretentious wearing it... as if think im a cute girl.

ecky_ducky

Bahahaha that's awesome.
If you got rid of the annoying little coloured-in white bits in the letters, I'd so get this.

bananaphone
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thats fairly easily done.

flylcarusfly

hahaha i wish it was just the drawing alone

bananaphone
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hey that actually would be quite amusing if it was quite big on the tshirt...

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