About Shirley's Shop

Growing up, my quirky sense of humor always made some uncomfortable, my mother mostly.

I'm Shirley, a “bare minimum” stay at home mom and wife. So we have clean clothes and clean dishes but do not look at my ceiling fans or baseboards. Don't!!

I’ve been a stay at home mom for almost 4 years and I gotta tell you... it is a very special kind of hell.

If you disagree, GOOD. I am happy you love it. I WANT to love it. But I needed something for me, to unleash all the inappropriateness I had bottled up from forcing the millionth Elmo episode into my face.

F is for FUCK, ELMO, don’t ya know?!

I felt like I could not be alone in my unladylike nature. Turns out, I am not!! It feels amazing to be able to make others laugh every day, especially while in my own home, where I am the bad guy for making my son clean up toys, or eat food that isn't MY favorite Christmas chocolate!

Anywho, some fun facts:

My husband and I met 7? years ago, both used to work at movie stores. Him- Hollywood Video and me- FYE so we are big movie nerds. Comedies mostly.

Lets seeee! I grew up in Baltimore

moved to Philadelphia for school

moved back and forth from those two

also lived in DC and New Jersey for a bit. Met my hubby soon after accepting DC job, tried long distance for 4-5 months

said fuck it, and moved in with him in Philadelphia!

Got married, had our son and moved to GA! Where we live now. And where Swallow like a Lady was created.

Thank you for being a part of my little community of badasses who love a good F-bomb every now and then... or like a comma! ??

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