Useless superpowers

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Useless superpowers

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Montro
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Thank you for all the suggestions everyone! hope it turned out alright!

adorablepancreas

HAHA this is hilarious! nice job. I like seduce hats, revive bugs, and turn into a laptop forever. Pretty useless.

ginetteginette
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the desaturation one really made me larf.

ginetteginette
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i also like that you keep designing for lime green shirts... WHEN WILL THREADLESS LISTEN??

aled
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This is freaking genius. 5$

SteveOramA
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bullet attraction looks like me!

great ideas.

Willy510

lol !!! love it

jstumpenhorst
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haha!!!! great stuff montro!!!

GreenRabbit

I wouldn't mind having some of those superpowers.

NGee
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Great work man.

jess4002
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terrific! 5$

Malurocks

Very funny ! 5$

chelly

excellente

olie!
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lol @ communicate w/ fruit, instant hairloss and turn into a laptop forever

nice job sir!

olie!
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oh only thing I can think of is maybe it needs a some kind of title at the top of the design though so people know they are useless superpowers?

dbrv11

I can't remember ever laughing this much while looking at a tee-shirt. 5$$

Shandela

Invisibility at night would be freaking sweet! Instant hairloss, not so much. Very funny stuff.

SuperRyan
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1 second super strength is hilarious

$5

alexmdc
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buahahahaha $5 kick ass concept, hilarious, good execution etc etc etc on green or far right yellow for me

alexmdc
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the 1 second super streght could be good tho for punching someone in the face!

stalliongsta

save me invisible handwriting man!

dacat
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Genius! $5

EricDiaz

ahahhaa, so good!

mgill52

desaturation!!!! haha

ndstillie
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i would kill to have the control remote control power.
Nicely done!

band-it
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i honestly laughed at every single one of these

ginetteginette
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on second viewing should the third one be "remote remote control'?

polynothing
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$5 well done!

westicles

This is hilarious! $$$$$5

AdderXYU

Seducing hats is NOT useless!!!

You're gettin' a zero for mocking my super powers, jerk

igo2cairo
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Couldn't stop laughing, this is so hilarious and clever. $5

FRICKINAWESOME
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Some of these are pure head-brilliance. Really, really funny concepts and very scool 70's colors and animations style, I'm thinking it's a bit too many elements for a tee, but a poster print would be fabbo with the name of the sub on it please!

4.

jean_warhol
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turning into a laptop forever is the best!

staffell
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not to put a downer on this Montro, cos it's a great idea, but there are a few up there that actually aren't all that useless.

I'd love to have Invisibility in the dark!

Santo76
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hahaha! awesome powers!

Dr_ernst

I agree with olie! It's a super idea/design! But it needs a title or atleast a explaining text in the bottom.. to preserve the humor it should be small - but an explination is needed.. otherwise 2 thirds of the ppl will not get it.. if they havent got all day 2 get it that is..

adam antium
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that's great man!

Laser Bread
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awesome idea man $5

cincotta25

This is ultra-great!

bhoomika

hahaa!!!

[+duracell-]

I think most of these are perfect. And I know I'm nitpicking, but there are a few I would consider changing slightly.
Read Your Own Mind doesn't make any sense, everyone can do that. So I'd keep the picture but change the tag to something else like.. Telekinetic Narcissism.
Invisible Handwriting I would replace since you already have one involving invisibility. You could make it Unintelligible Handwriting and use some mutant character. You get the idea.
A for effort
$4.5

nathanwpyle at gmail.com
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Acid Tears was meeeeeeeee!
$5, so funny.
Desaturation = my favorite.

ilovedoodle
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wuahahaha, awesome!

pyko

LMAO you have awesome ideas!!!
i think i need to know someone who has the ability to "turn into a laptop forever" .. need a new laptop!

Recycledwax
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I'm loving it!

xiaobaosg
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

haha! I love it too~!

wullagaru
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nice

biotwist
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reading your own mind is not useless. I often wish I knew what the hell i was thinking

[+duracell-]

^^i didnt say it was useless, im saying it not a superpower
Instant Tip Calculation would be another good one

[+duracell-]

oh whoops, my bad, carry on

briancook
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$5 - so great!!!! I would definitely buy it!!!

fallinghorse

Thank god you're here Ryan Stiles!

Bio-bot 9000
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awesome. my one suggestion would be to have the title at the top of the shirt, to place this great collection in a broader context.

JadenKale

I want the 'seduce hats' unsuperpower! I have a fedora that's begging for some attention... I can feel it!!! :) Great idea, Montro.

squintygirl

lol @ seducing hats

PeculiarTiffany
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I love the invisible handwriting, ahahah. $5

Trony

hahahah detecting trash
$5

nintechno
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Hahaha!

$5

Chris Rowson
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This is great I so hope it prints!! 5$

silverqe
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WIN!!!!

chopanier
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hahah so good!!

erple

Desaturation! Instant hairloss! So funny.

Krakaboom
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Oh god, so many, many funny ones! Fantastic job!

bluegnu

I wish I could seduce hats. There's a fedora I've had my eye on for months.

alvarejo
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excelente amigo! $5

Monkey X
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Yes please!
I would like to have 1 sec superpower, invisibility in the dark, communicate with fruit, levitation & super slow mo.

I think those powers are sweeeet!

bennyd302
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hilarious, nice work

boostr29
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haha...funny stuff! $5

tiffa34

ahahaha this is awesome
super slo mo, great! XD

chippos
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fantastic!!! $

sonmi
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LOL @ desaturation

mikemills
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that's brilliant. i created a joke superhero in high school who had the power to create bubbles out of thin air.
5

mdsmu

hahah this is great!! $5
I have one of those powers! excessive armhair growth!!

everything
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I always wanted instant bushy eyebrows! This is great man!

jlegend369

AWESOME SHIRT!

joshamman

made me laugh out loud. Nice work.

buko
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

hahahaha so awesome! 5$

jess4002
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great score! print print print print!!!!

SuperRyan
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BIG score!

Chris Rowson
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This is one of the funniest things I've seen on here. I'll literally be DEVASTATED if it doesn't print!!

Bramish
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Much as I like the concept, without some kind of title on the shirt, this would appear to be just a random collection of unrelated images and text.

It will probably print though.

evan3
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i love 1 second super strength
congrats

RoBaire

Summon a lamp... once its the BOMB!!! OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

d3d
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sweet, congrats. i could totally use the seduce hats and desaturate powers though.

jess4002
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congrats! :D

Montro
Montro profile pic Artist

thx friends!!

nintechno
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Grats man!

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