Useless superpowers

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Useless superpowers

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Montro
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Thank you for all the suggestions everyone! hope it turned out alright!

adorablepancreas

HAHA this is hilarious! nice job. I like seduce hats, revive bugs, and turn into a laptop forever. Pretty useless.

ginetteginette

the desaturation one really made me larf.

ginetteginette

i also like that you keep designing for lime green shirts... WHEN WILL THREADLESS LISTEN??

aled

This is freaking genius. 5$

SteveOramA
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bullet attraction looks like me!

great ideas.

Willy510

lol !!! love it

jstumpenhorst

haha!!!! great stuff montro!!!

GreenRabbit

I wouldn't mind having some of those superpowers.

NGee

Great work man.

jess4002

terrific! 5$

Malurocks

Very funny ! 5$

chelly

excellente

olie!

lol @ communicate w/ fruit, instant hairloss and turn into a laptop forever

nice job sir!

olie!

oh only thing I can think of is maybe it needs a some kind of title at the top of the design though so people know they are useless superpowers?

dbrv11

I can't remember ever laughing this much while looking at a tee-shirt. 5$$

Shandela

Invisibility at night would be freaking sweet! Instant hairloss, not so much. Very funny stuff.

SuperRyan

1 second super strength is hilarious

$5

alexmdc
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buahahahaha $5 kick ass concept, hilarious, good execution etc etc etc on green or far right yellow for me

alexmdc
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the 1 second super streght could be good tho for punching someone in the face!

stalliongsta

save me invisible handwriting man!

dacat

Genius! $5

EricDiaz

ahahhaa, so good!

mgill52

desaturation!!!! haha

ndstillie

i would kill to have the control remote control power.
Nicely done!

band-it

i honestly laughed at every single one of these

ginetteginette

on second viewing should the third one be "remote remote control'?

westicles

This is hilarious! $$$$$5

AdderXYU

Seducing hats is NOT useless!!!

You're gettin' a zero for mocking my super powers, jerk

igo2cairo

Couldn't stop laughing, this is so hilarious and clever. $5

FRICKINAWESOME
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Some of these are pure head-brilliance. Really, really funny concepts and very scool 70's colors and animations style, I'm thinking it's a bit too many elements for a tee, but a poster print would be fabbo with the name of the sub on it please!

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jean_warhol

turning into a laptop forever is the best!

staffell

not to put a downer on this Montro, cos it's a great idea, but there are a few up there that actually aren't all that useless.

I'd love to have Invisibility in the dark!

Santo76

hahaha! awesome powers!

Dr_ernst

I agree with olie! It's a super idea/design! But it needs a title or atleast a explaining text in the bottom.. to preserve the humor it should be small - but an explination is needed.. otherwise 2 thirds of the ppl will not get it.. if they havent got all day 2 get it that is..

adam antium

that's great man!

Laser Bread

awesome idea man $5

cincotta25

This is ultra-great!

bhoomika

hahaa!!!

[+duracell-]

I think most of these are perfect. And I know I'm nitpicking, but there are a few I would consider changing slightly.
Read Your Own Mind doesn't make any sense, everyone can do that. So I'd keep the picture but change the tag to something else like.. Telekinetic Narcissism.
Invisible Handwriting I would replace since you already have one involving invisibility. You could make it Unintelligible Handwriting and use some mutant character. You get the idea.
A for effort
$4.5

nathanwpyle at gmail.com

Acid Tears was meeeeeeeee!
$5, so funny.
Desaturation = my favorite.

pyko

LMAO you have awesome ideas!!!
i think i need to know someone who has the ability to "turn into a laptop forever" .. need a new laptop!

xiaobaosg

haha! I love it too~!

biotwist
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reading your own mind is not useless. I often wish I knew what the hell i was thinking

[+duracell-]

^^i didnt say it was useless, im saying it not a superpower
Instant Tip Calculation would be another good one

[+duracell-]

oh whoops, my bad, carry on

briancook

$5 - so great!!!! I would definitely buy it!!!

fallinghorse

Thank god you're here Ryan Stiles!

Bio-bot 9000

awesome. my one suggestion would be to have the title at the top of the shirt, to place this great collection in a broader context.

badbasilisk

ha ha ha - supercoolness!

JadenKale

I want the 'seduce hats' unsuperpower! I have a fedora that's begging for some attention... I can feel it!!! :) Great idea, Montro.

squintygirl

lol @ seducing hats

TheInfamousBaka

I love the invisible handwriting, ahahah. $5

Trony

hahahah detecting trash
$5

nintechno

Hahaha!

$5

Chris Rowson

This is great I so hope it prints!! 5$

silverqe

WIN!!!!

chopanier

hahah so good!!

weirdpoopoobaby

Desaturation! Instant hairloss! So funny.

Krakaboom

Oh god, so many, many funny ones! Fantastic job!

bluegnu

I wish I could seduce hats. There's a fedora I've had my eye on for months.

alvarejo

excelente amigo! $5

Monkey X

Yes please!
I would like to have 1 sec superpower, invisibility in the dark, communicate with fruit, levitation & super slow mo.

I think those powers are sweeeet!

boostr29

haha...funny stuff! $5

tiffa34

ahahaha this is awesome
super slo mo, great! XD

chippos

fantastic!!! $

sonmi

LOL @ desaturation

mikemills

that's brilliant. i created a joke superhero in high school who had the power to create bubbles out of thin air.
5

mdsmu

hahah this is great!! $5
I have one of those powers! excessive armhair growth!!

everything

I always wanted instant bushy eyebrows! This is great man!

jlegend369

AWESOME SHIRT!

joshamman

made me laugh out loud. Nice work.

buko
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hahahaha so awesome! 5$

jess4002

great score! print print print print!!!!

SuperRyan

BIG score!

Chris Rowson

This is one of the funniest things I've seen on here. I'll literally be DEVASTATED if it doesn't print!!

Bramish

Much as I like the concept, without some kind of title on the shirt, this would appear to be just a random collection of unrelated images and text.

It will probably print though.

evan3

i love 1 second super strength
congrats

RoBaire

Summon a lamp... once its the BOMB!!! OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

d3d

sweet, congrats. i could totally use the seduce hats and desaturate powers though.

jess4002

congrats! :D

Montro
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thx friends!!

nintechno

Grats man!

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