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Useless superpowers

Design by Montro

Useless superpowers
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Montro
Montro profile pic Artist
Thank you for all the suggestions everyone! hope it turned out alright!
adorablepancreas
HAHA this is hilarious! nice job. I like seduce hats, revive bugs, and turn into a laptop forever. Pretty useless.
ginetteginette
ginetteginette profile pic Alumni
the desaturation one really made me larf.
ginetteginette
ginetteginette profile pic Alumni
i also like that you keep designing for lime green shirts... WHEN WILL THREADLESS LISTEN??
Willy510
lol !!! love it
GreenRabbit
I wouldn't mind having some of those superpowers.
NGee
NGee profile pic Alumni
Great work man.
jess4002
jess4002 profile pic Alumni
terrific! 5$
Malurocks
Very funny ! 5$
chelly
excellente
olie!
olie! profile pic Alumni
lol @ communicate w/ fruit, instant hairloss and turn into a laptop forever nice job sir!
olie!
olie! profile pic Alumni
oh only thing I can think of is maybe it needs a some kind of title at the top of the design though so people know they are useless superpowers?
dbrv11
dbrv11 profile pic Alumni
I can't remember ever laughing this much while looking at a tee-shirt. 5$$
Shandela
Invisibility at night would be freaking sweet! Instant hairloss, not so much. Very funny stuff.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan profile pic Alumni
1 second super strength is hilarious $5
alexmdc
alexmdc profile pic Alumni
buahahahaha $5 kick ass concept, hilarious, good execution etc etc etc on green or far right yellow for me
alexmdc
alexmdc profile pic Alumni
the 1 second super streght could be good tho for punching someone in the face!
dacat
dacat profile pic Alumni
Genius! $5
EricDiaz
ahahhaa, so good!
mgill52
desaturation!!!! haha
ndstillie
ndstillie profile pic Alumni
i would kill to have the control remote control power. Nicely done!
band-it
band-it profile pic Alumni
i honestly laughed at every single one of these
ginetteginette
ginetteginette profile pic Alumni
on second viewing should the third one be "remote remote control'?
westicles
This is hilarious! $$$$$5
AdderXYU
Seducing hats is NOT useless!!! You're gettin' a zero for mocking my super powers, jerk
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME profile pic Alumni
Some of these are pure head-brilliance. Really, really funny concepts and very scool 70's colors and animations style, I'm thinking it's a bit too many elements for a tee, but a poster print would be fabbo with the name of the sub on it please! 4.
staffell
staffell profile pic Alumni
not to put a downer on this Montro, cos it's a great idea, but there are a few up there that actually aren't all that useless. I'd love to have Invisibility in the dark!
Santo76
Santo76 profile pic Alumni
hahaha! awesome powers!
Dr_ernst
I agree with olie! It's a super idea/design! But it needs a title or atleast a explaining text in the bottom.. to preserve the humor it should be small - but an explination is needed.. otherwise 2 thirds of the ppl will not get it.. if they havent got all day 2 get it that is..
Laser Bread
Laser Bread profile pic Alumni
awesome idea man $5
bhoomika
hahaa!!!
[+duracell-]
I think most of these are perfect. And I know I'm nitpicking, but there are a few I would consider changing slightly. Read Your Own Mind doesn't make any sense, everyone can do that. So I'd keep the picture but change the tag to something else like.. Telekinetic Narcissism. Invisible Handwriting I would replace since you already have one involving invisibility. You could make it Unintelligible Handwriting and use some mutant character. You get the idea. A for effort $4.5
pyko
LMAO you have awesome ideas!!! i think i need to know someone who has the ability to "turn into a laptop forever" .. need a new laptop!
Recycledwax
Recycledwax profile pic Alumni
I'm loving it!
wullagaru
wullagaru profile pic Alumni
nice
biotwist
biotwist profile pic Alumni
reading your own mind is not useless. I often wish I knew what the hell i was thinking
[+duracell-]
^^i didnt say it was useless, im saying it not a superpower Instant Tip Calculation would be another good one
[+duracell-]
oh whoops, my bad, carry on
fallinghorse
Thank god you're here Ryan Stiles!
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 profile pic Alumni
awesome. my one suggestion would be to have the title at the top of the shirt, to place this great collection in a broader context.
JadenKale
I want the 'seduce hats' unsuperpower! I have a fedora that's begging for some attention... I can feel it!!! :) Great idea, Montro.
squintygirl
lol @ seducing hats
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka profile pic Alumni
I love the invisible handwriting, ahahah. $5
Trony
hahahah detecting trash $5
nintechno
nintechno profile pic Alumni
Hahaha! $5
Chris Rowson
Chris Rowson profile pic Alumni
This is great I so hope it prints!! 5$
silverqe
silverqe profile pic Alumni
WIN!!!!
chopanier
chopanier profile pic Alumni
hahah so good!!
erple
Desaturation! Instant hairloss! So funny.
Krakaboom
Krakaboom profile pic Alumni
Oh god, so many, many funny ones! Fantastic job!
bluegnu
I wish I could seduce hats. There's a fedora I've had my eye on for months.
Monkey X
Monkey X profile pic Alumni
Yes please! I would like to have 1 sec superpower, invisibility in the dark, communicate with fruit, levitation & super slow mo. I think those powers are sweeeet!
tiffa34
ahahaha this is awesome super slo mo, great! XD
chippos
chippos profile pic Alumni
fantastic!!! $
mikemills
mikemills profile pic Alumni
that's brilliant. i created a joke superhero in high school who had the power to create bubbles out of thin air. 5
mdsmu
hahah this is great!! $5 I have one of those powers! excessive armhair growth!!
jlegend369
AWESOME SHIRT!
jess4002
jess4002 profile pic Alumni
great score! print print print print!!!!
SuperRyan
SuperRyan profile pic Alumni
BIG score!
Chris Rowson
Chris Rowson profile pic Alumni
This is one of the funniest things I've seen on here. I'll literally be DEVASTATED if it doesn't print!!
Bramishxxx
Bramishxxx profile pic Alumni
Much as I like the concept, without some kind of title on the shirt, this would appear to be just a random collection of unrelated images and text. It will probably print though.
evan3xxx
evan3xxx profile pic Alumni
i love 1 second super strength congrats
RoBaire
Summon a lamp... once its the BOMB!!! OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!
d3d
d3d profile pic Alumni
sweet, congrats. i could totally use the seduce hats and desaturate powers though.
jess4002
jess4002 profile pic Alumni
congrats! :D
Montro
Montro profile pic Artist
thx friends!!
nintechno
nintechno profile pic Alumni
Grats man!
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