THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN

Design by Dick Firestorm

302 Comments

Dick Firestorm
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BROS, IF THIS DESIGN ISN'T THE MOST BADASS THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN, THEN THERE'S NO FUCKIN' HOPE FOR YOU.

"THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN" IS THE SECOND FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT'S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND SAM SCHUNA (KNOWN ON THREADLESS AS OLIE!)

I CAME UP WITH THIS CONCEPT A FEW WEEKS AGO WHEN I WAS OUT DRINKING PABST WITH SOME CHICK. THERE'S A LOT OF SHIRTS OUT THERE WITH DOUCHEBAG UNICORNS ON 'EM, AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOLID TO SEE ONE OF THOSE THINGS GET TOTALLY SCORTCH'D! AND NOT JUST ANY UNICORN... THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN ON EARTH. I KNEW MY IDEA WOULD MAKE A SOLID FUCKIN' T-SHIRT DESIGN BUT I NEEDED SOMEONE BADASS TO BRING IT TO LIFE.

BROS, I GOT WAY MORE THAN I EVER IMAGINED WHEN OLIE GOT IN ON THE DESIGN. THIS DUDE IS TOTALLY MONEY, BROS! HE'S THE BEST IN THE FUCKIN' BUSINESS! BUT YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT... JUST LOOK AT ALL THE AMAZING FUCKIN' DETAILS AND SHIT! HE'S UNFUCKIN'BELIEVABLY GOOD! I WISH I COULD TAKE CREDIT FOR THE SKULL FIREBALL IDEA, BUT THAT WAS ALL HIM TOO. SO YEAH BROS, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE CREDIT IS GIVEN WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS DESIGN WAS DRAWN AND PHOTOHOUSED BY OLIE! SO DON'T FUCKIN' FORGET THAT, BROS!

WE WANT TO THANK OUR BRO MANOS FOR MAKIN' THE KICKASS FLASH TEMPLATE THAT WE USED. AND WE WANT TO THANK THE HOT CHICK WE GOT TO MODEL THE SHIRT! HER NAME IS COURTNEY PIE AND SHE'S TOTALLY FUCKIN' BADASS, BROS!

ONE MORE THING... IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS WHO GETS OFFENDED BY NIPPLES, THEN DON'T EVEN VOTE AT ALL, BRO. GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD CHECKED INSTEAD. 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? EVERYBODY HAS NIPPLES, BRO. SO JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP.

VOTE 5$$$ OR GET SCORTCH'D!

-DICK FIRESTORM

FRICKINAWESOME
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

MORE CAPS ARE NEEDED TO EXPRESS HOW BALLBUSTINGLY AMAZING THIS DESIGN IS!!!! I FEEL IF THIS SHIRT IS PRINTED IT WILL DESTROY OUR MILKY WAY AND TURN IT INTO A BIG MUTHAPHUKIN BLACK HOLE WITH A HOT NAKED BAD-ASS CHICK LIKE THIS RIDING ON TOP OF IT!!!!

5$$$$$$$$$!!!!!$$$$$!?!?!?!?!?!$$$$

RoySolhaugen

AFTER READING ALL THAT IT WOULD BE MORE FUN IF IT WAR TOASTING THE CAPS LOCK


........GREAT DESIGN

ISABOA
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CONSIDER ME SCORTCHED BROS!!

THIS BITCH IS ROCKIN

5$

Edword
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MY ASS HAS BEEN KICKED!! SWEET COLAB BROS!!

Melikochan

MOTHERFUCKING BADASS DUDE, 5 MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS!

slaterock
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one design to rule them all! $5.

erple

I love unicorns. Fortunately I love fire-skull-breathing dragons more. A lot more.

Torakamikaze
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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BROS! THIS IS ACE! IMA THROW A FUCKIN SILVER DOLLAR INTO A PBR FOUNTAIN AND WISH FOR THIS TO GET PRINTED.

Chipmnk

Yes on all counts. $5

WarDrobeInSpareOom

Don't turn around, Mr. Unicorn! Just run, god damn it!

ir0cko
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WOWOWOWOW! $5

dacat
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THANK YOU DICK FOR THIS CONCEPT, THANK YOU OLIE FOR MAKING IT SO AWESOME, FINALLY A SHIRT I CAN WEAR WHILE RIDING THE MOTORCYCLE!

againstbound
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FUCKING AWESOME BROS!!!

Andreas Mohacsy
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FULLY SICK BROS...

fuck man i love nipples and shit... i have a spare just in case it gets torn off by lions during a heavy metal mashing, beer skulling, ass scratching, woman tasting, fluffy cloud destroying elephant enlarging, lollipop exploding, death bathing session.

however i do have to say pretty soft effort on the vagina!

next time i expect to see octopus tentacles coming out of her foaming lips sucking up that unicorns shit by the horn, so that the only thing left of that fairy pony is its disappearing hooves, and the horn coming out the other end like the eiffel fucking tower of lust!!!

oh almost forgot... and a big fuck off boner to go with the skull!

EricDiaz

SWEET!!

Robsoul
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Dick, this is very impressive. Some serious skills there and a bad azz illustration.

KDLIG
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Fuck'n Fiver!!! $5

Mountain Gnome

FREAKING AWESOME DUDES
FIVE $

olie!
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FUCKIN' EH! IT FINALLY WENT UP BROS!

seraphim17

Hahahahha gold. Solid gold nipples, that is. $5

SteveOramA
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

yeah! it's up and it's good!

andyg
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AMAZING! 5$$$

alvarejo
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AT LAST! A DESIGN THAT IS DESCRIBED IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!! $5!!!

SoulfumeInc

I WILL NOT GET SCORTCH'D!!!

MUTHA.
FUCKIN.
FIVE.

fat pigeon
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FUCK THATS AWESOME!

Muckl

FUCK YEAH BRO! THATS SOME AWESOME SICK SHIT! 5$$

[+duracell-]

Yes, this certainly is a wonderful redneck design, possibly deserving of something...im not sure what. But anyway, the name needs to be changed. This isn't tshirthell.

snaggle tooth

COMPLETELY RADIKILL TOTAL SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian Leino
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My only concern is that the pure awesomeness of this design may be too much for mere plastisol inks and cotton garments to contain. The printer better wear asbestos mittens when they make these shirts, as the ultra-concentrated badassness could cause them to spontaneously combust.

[+duracell-]

I figured it out guys. This would go great on a skateboard.

afrit

YEAH BROS! ITS FINALLY UP!!

oh and courtney pie is HAWT!!

professorE

redlinewk on Jun 17 '08
TRYIN' TOO HARD


DO OR DO NOT! THERE IS NO TRY!!!

penny.loafer on Jun 17 '08
i'd like this a lot more if there was no swearing needed in the description. bothers me more than you know.


YOUR AVATAR IS A BURNT MARSHMALLOW! YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN SCORCH'D!!!

FIVE DOLLARS AND TWO NIPPLES!!!

Wiffler

THIS IS FINALLY UP FOR SCORING BROS - ROCK THE FUCK ON!!! DICK FIRESTORM IS A BAD MUTHA FUCKER WHO CANNOT BE FUCKED WITH! THIS DESIGN MUST BE PRINTED OR THREADLESS WILL BE SCORTCH'D TO THE MUTHA FUCKIN' GROUND!!!

5 MUTHA FUCKIN' $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

atomicchild
1 design submitted - Score Now!

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST HIT BY A HURRICANE

phones

THEY DON'T MAKE CAPS BIG ENOUGH FOR HOW AWESOME THIS DESIGN IS! 5 FUCKING $

also: Joan Rivers just said "FUCKING SHIT" live on lunchtime tv- yay!

Dick Firestorm
Dick Firestorm profile pic Artist

penny.loafer on Jun 17 '08
i'd like this a lot more if there was no swearing needed in the description. bothers me more than you know.


GO FUCK YOURSELF, BRO. THE SWEARING ISN'T ON THE FUCKIN' SHIRT. IT'S FUCKIN' INSIDE ON THE FUCKIN' LABEL. SO NOBODY'S EVEN GONNA SEE THE SWEARING WHEN YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE SHIRT AROUND TOWN. USE YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD, DIPSHIT!

atomicchild
1 design submitted - Score Now!

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN <big><big><big><big><big>FIRESTORMED</big></big></big></big></big>

Wiffler

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! YOU GOT FUCKIN' SCORTCH'D BRO!!!

Wiffler

[+duracell-] on Jun 17 '08

I figured it out guys. This would go great on a skateboard.


NO, I FIGURED IT OUT BRO - YOU WOULD GO GREAT ON A SKATEBOARD...ROLLIN' THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

Bride-of-Frankie

HAD TO WEAR MY SHADES TO HIGH FIVE THIS ONE BROS!

ginetteginette
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DICK, I FUCKING LOVE HOW YOU TELL PEOPLE OFF, LOVE IT.

Laser Bread
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BRO, THIS IS A BRORRIFIC BROLLAB BETWEEN YOU AND BROLIE (BROSEMITE SAM)! I CAN'T WAIT TO BROW THIS DESIGN TO MY BROS, THEY'RE GONNA THINK IT'S BROPE!

$5 ALL THE WAY BRO! PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!!

maija

THIS AWESOME SHIT HAD BETTER FUCKIN GET PRINTED ON A FUCKIN BLACK RAGLAN SHIRT WITH 3/4 LENGTH SLEEVES! FUCKIN EH!

sonmi
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FUCKIN PBR

sonmi
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lol @ sailor butterly

BubuSam
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Oh my goodness!! Bad ass, bad ass!
TOTALLY PRINT!! AMAZING YOU GUYS!!!

Hi my name is

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kacytron

i disprove of unicorn schorchment.

stingerstyler
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I AGREE, TOTAL BADASS

Torakamikaze
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Wiffler

BRO?

wullagaru
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nice

NomadSlim
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I CAN'T HANDLE IT... SO .... .... SO... NEED I.V. OF PBR NOW.

chelly

why get on the band wagon when you can just ride the dragon

roadkill3d
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$$$$$$$$$$

Torakamikaze
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"★★★★★"
-PBR Magazine

walmazan
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$5
PRINT!

courtney pie

$5 DOESN'T DO THIS BADASS SHIRT JUSTICE!!!

courtney pie

why get on the band wagon when you can just ride the dragon

MARRY ME CHELLY YOU SAUCY MINX

littlem

this is HOT!!!

courtney pie

HOLY SHIT BROS! MAMA FIRESTORM?!

I DON'T THINK THE REAL MA FIRESTORM WOULD DISAPPROVE OF ANY OF THAT...

zipperking
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SCORCH THE WORLD! $$5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick Firestorm
Dick Firestorm profile pic Artist

THE REAL MAMA FIRESTORM DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKIN' COMPUTER, BROS. AND COURTNEY PIE, YOU'RE RIGHT, BRO. MY MA LOVES THIS DESIGN AND SHE HUNG UP A PRINT OUT I GAVE HER ON THE REFRIGERATOR.

TO THE FAKE "MAMA FIRESTORM" A FEW COMMENTS UP : FUCK YOU!

Gigguli

SICK ASS DESIGN $$5!

courtney pie

I KNEW IT BRO!!!

"MAMA FIRESTORM" JUST GOT SCORTCH'D

lordog

FUCK YEAH, THAT FUCKIN UNICORN'S GETTIN SCORCHD! PRINT THIS SHIT ON A ONESIE, MAN. MY NEPHEW CAN'T BE SIPPIN HIS PBR OUT OF A BOTTLE IN A FUCKIN PASTEL ONESIE WITH FUCKIN MUPPETS AND SHIT ON IT, YA KNOW? 5$

tracerbullet
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WOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF COMMENTS ON THIS SUB AND IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WHOLE DAY YET!

Wiffler

FUCK YEAH, BRO! 'CAUSE IT'S THE MUTHER FUCKIN' SHIT AND FUCK IF THAT AIN'T NO BULLSHIT EITHER!!!

pyr4lis
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courtney makes this looks really hot! ;)

.MINUS.

AMAZING BRO'S! 5

alvarejo
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this is gonna break all records

kcollantes
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Phiffer

Torakamikaze on Jun 17 '08 "
★★★★★"
-PBR Magazine

rekreation

Muy bonita. 5

Kookaberry
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Wow that's a really high comment to vote ratio. This is the tits, btw. Literally!

$5

Kookaberry
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For the record some version of the word "fuck" has been used 76 times on this sub. Oh wait, 77 =)

Bramish
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Nice illustration but tiresome fake accountery.

Wiffler

WHAT AN AWESOME THING TO SAY!

tragos

FUCKIN' SICK COLLAB, BROS! AND FRETSEL APPROVES! FUCK YES!

Wiffler

AWW MAN - A PIGEON SHIT ON THIS BLOG!

L.T.

THREDLISS IS PZZYS IF THYDONT PRNT FVEBUY!!!!

courtney pie

LOL @ PIGEON SHIT!

DOUBLE LOL @ FRETSEL APPROVAL

LMAO @ L.T.

Andreas Mohacsy
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haha i own your language... dipshit

FRICKINAWESOME
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

(to the tune of "shave and a haircut")

FUCK, FUCK-FUCK-FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK!



LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH! I HAD TO COME HERE TO GAZE AT IT AGAIN AND MY BALLS FLEW OUT MY EYES!

Farigiss

I have to say I agree with some of the people here with the fact the name needs to be changed, and can we have less swearing going on? It is not necessary, just say WOO YEAH and move on people.

carlynarr

FARIGISS, I SMELL A SCORTCH'N FROM DICK FIRESTORM A'COMIN' TO YOU, BRO.

DICK AND OLIE, THIS T-SHIRT ROCKS THE CASBAH, BROS.

jstumpenhorst
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very nice design! good luck richard!

Edword
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carlynarr that's what I was think'n:)

Wiffler

YOU SHOULD BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF MY BALL SACK, BRO!

Wiffler

ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT MY BALL SACK??? GAY, BRO!

The Enabler

How old are you, Richard? 48? 49?

empiricist
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Spectacular illustration Ollie and great idea Dick! This page is like a threadless mosh pit!!

steven218
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FUCK YEAH!!

WOULDN'T BUY IT… BUT… FUCK YEAH!

parasitemite

lowercase is the new caps lock!

SoulfumeInc

Torakamikaze on Jun 17 '08

"★★★★★"
-PBR Magazine

professorE

abdlkarim on Jun 17 '08
this page should be wiped from the face of all internet-dom.


LOL @ THE NOTION THAT THIS IS THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET!!!

Dick Firestorm
Dick Firestorm profile pic Artist

Farigiss on Jun 17 '08
I have to say I agree with some of the people here with the fact the name needs to be changed, and can we have less swearing going on? It is not necessary, just say WOO YEAH and move on people.


WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, THE NAME NEEDS TO BE CHANGED? THIS AIN'T YOUR SHIRT, BRO! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TITLE, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF. AND LESS SWEARING? FUCK THAT SHIT, ASSCLOWN. THIS AIN'T CHURCH, SO KISS MY FUCKIN' BALLS, BRO.

Kresta

WOW... THIS SHIRT IS REALLY COOL.

BUY WHY ARE WE ALL TYPING IN CAPS?

Melikochan

Farigiss just got SCORCH'D!

fat pigeon
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FUCK YEAH MAN. SCORCH SOME ASSES UP UN HERE.

Twiggyhall

RIDES UP IN MY '69 CHEVELLE WITH BLACK SABBATH BLARING

FUCK YEAH, BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

courtney pie

FUCKIN A BROS!!! SCORCH'D AND SCORCH'D!!!!

no_username

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olie!
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KRIZANDS, YOU'RE LOOKIN' TO GET RIGHTLY SCORTCH'D BRO!!!

Wiffler

WHAT A SHIT HOOK!

Phiffer

WOW! OLIE IS ONE OF THE BEST DESIGNERS ON HERE BRO SO IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH HIS WORK YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME! BRO!

fat pigeon
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hmmm, maybe you don't like the content but you have to admit the illustration is awesome.

Wiffler

IT'S JUST YOU, BRO! IT'S JUST FUCKIN' YOU!!!

EricDiaz

this definitely has 4 potential!

Reiksguard

Definately screams 80's.

Dick Firestorm
Dick Firestorm profile pic Artist

KRIZANDS...

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND PULL THE BASEBALL BAT THAT YOU GOT JAMMED HALFWAY UP YOUR ASS OUT, AND BEAT YOURSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH IT. AS HARD AS YOU FUCKIN' CAN, BRO. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE CHICKS DOESN'T MEAN THIS ARTWORK ISN'T STELLAR FUCKIN' QUALITY.

FUCK YOU, DICKWEED.


courtney pie

SCORCH'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harfangoria

186 comments in 2 days.

I think you might do somewhat well on the scoring front there, sir. Congratulations on your piece of extreeeeeme awesomeness.

PedestrianX

Just thought I'd add to the length of the page a bit... WIGGID!!! $$5

Omair

that dude's tits are huge.

Laser Bread
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What? Only 190 comments? Should'nt this be at 300 by now?

pocketrebel

Can we get a charred unicorn with his horn used as a spit on the back?!

NomadSlim
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I WROTE SOME FUCKIN' LYRICS TO A SONG INSPIRED BY THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN... ANYONE GOT A HEAVY METAL BAND THAT CAN ROCK SOME SHIT?

shibby558899

THIS DESIGN MAKES MY PANTS FEEL TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

canceromega

BRO, I THINK THIS SUB NEEDS SOME MORE CAPS.

WhitneyBeth
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THIS IS GREAT! NICE WORK, MANLY MEN!

kennybanzai
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Frickin Scortching!

Eelydave

i beat this video game back in 84 with three quarters.

yeohgh
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

PRINTTTTTTTTTT just PRINT this hahah! :D

Harfangoria

sry, I meant "sirs."

just figured another comment couldn't hurt. ;)

mizscience

wow, that looks so badass on the shirt!

$5

canadianbeaver

my tits went from a 34b to a 38dd after looking at this design

is that the equiv to a gurl erection?

must... have...unihorny...tee

Lhiiiz

DUDE. I must say, that's pretty awesome.

no_username

i find it funny that richard firestorm only comments back to the people that don't like his design. As others have said, it's a good 5$, but maybe not so much as a shirt.

no_username

oh yeah and...
BRO THIS IS AN AWESOME DESIGN 5$5$5$5$ x INFINITY BROZ!

courtney pie

HOLY HOTNESS NOMAD!

^5 BRO

ru_fi_ooo

I WANT TO BE INSIDE THIS SHIRT!!!!

ru_fi_ooo

And then marry it....
Is that legal?

I Usually Think

THIS SHIRT IS LIKE IT'S FROM THE 80s, MAN!!! THAT MAKES IT SUPER AWESOME! EXCEPT, SINCE THE 80s ARE LONG OVER, IT'S ACTUALLY STUPID! THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD WEAR IT! TRUE HIPSTER IRONY, BRO! THAT'S HELLA DECK.

But, I do like the design.

NomadSlim
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THANKS BRO, WE NEED SOME FUCKIN' BRO'S WHO CAN PLAY THE GUITAR IN THEIR SLEEP TO MAKE THE DREAM A REALITY... WE NEED THE OLIE! OF ILLUSTRATION ON THE MICROPHONE SINGING THE SWEET STORY IN OUR EARS!

anatesape

Interesting print, but the all caps responses get old after awhile as well as the dick firestorm persona. Its time to move on from our naive, lusty teenage years and grow up, unless people want to keep living in their parents houses until they are old and wear t-shirts that have a lot of flair but little sophisticated or emotional value.
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Torakamikaze
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^OH SHIT BRO! PREPARE TO GET SCORTCH'D!

professorE

lol @ anatesape's mini-rant and then giving it a 4

fat pigeon
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T-shirts are supposed to have emotional value?

Dick Firestorm
Dick Firestorm profile pic Artist

anatesape on Jun 20 '08
Interesting print, but the all caps responses get old after awhile as well as the dick firestorm persona. Its time to move on from our naive, lusty teenage years and grow up, unless people want to keep living in their parents houses until they are old and wear t-shirts that have a lot of flair but little sophisticated or emotional value.


ANATESAPE,

"SOPHISTICATED OR EMOTIONAL VALUE?" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, BRO? PUT A FUCKIN' BOWTIE AND MONOCLE ON THE DRAGON? FUCK THAT SHIT! WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT FUCKIN' T-SHIRTS HERE.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

olie!
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<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>SCORTCH'D!!!</big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>

olie!
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DANG THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN REALLY BIG TEXT

Wiffler

DICK FIRESTORM = MY ROLE MODEL

andyg
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Dang! That's a nice collection of comments!

Twiggyhall

THIS BAD-ASS DESIGN BETTER PRINT SOON! I NEED IT FOR THE FUCKIN' MONSTER TRUCK RALLY NEXT MONTH!!!!!

Wiffler

THIS NEEDS TO BE PRINTED FOR THE 4TH OF JULY, BROS - 'CAUSE IT'S ALL-FUCKIN'-AMERICAN!!!

courtney pie

YOU KNOW I'LL BE BUYIN MORE THAN ONE OF THESE BROS!

ISABOA
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I CANNOT BELIEVE OLIE GOT DISSED

FUCKIN HORSESHIT FUCK

[+duracell-]

more like 2.9
am i rite?

tragos

HIGHEST SCORE OF ALL TIME?!?!

the golden spatula

Wiffler on Jun 20 '08
DICK FIRESTORM = MY ROLE MODEL
!!!

fat pigeon
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In all seriousness, this is an excellent take on some classic ideas that have been represented on "METAL" shirts for a long time. I think the illustration was very skillfully done and it definitely deserves to be printed as a tee and/or a print. Bring it on.

maija

I came for the design, but I stayed for the scortchin's.

I wish I hadn't commented positively earlier so that I could set some pantywaisty critique up just so that I could get scortch'd.

The product blogs for this are going to rock. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID PRODUCT BLOGS!!

Spam69

1 for the shirt which to me looks like something a roadie would wear for an 80's Rock Band.

5 to Dick or whoever owns this fake account for the incredible hyperbole he's managed to generate , convincing everyone that this is the new Messiah of T-shirts.

olie!
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EvieMcLeavie on Jun 22 '08
This "Firestorm" guy seems like an arrogant ass. You know, the kind that shout obscenities for attention and shock value. You'd think that a man who is almost 30 would behave like less of a child. Honestly, there is nothing you possibly say that could offend me, but verbally abusing others just because they don't like your design is stupid. They are allowed to not like it.

I was kinda into your design until I saw how much of a douche you are.


I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO A LITTLE SCORTCHIN' IN DICK'S HONOR, BROS. I HOPE THIS IS COOL WITH YOU DICK.
EVIE, GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT, BRO. DICK DOESN'T NEED ATTENTION, HE'S DICK FUCKIN' FIRESTORM. AND SO FAR DICK HAS HAD PRETTY FUCKIN' GOOD REASON FOR SCORTCHIN' PEOPLE. "THIS SHIRT IS BULLSHIT" OR "TAKE THE SWEARING OFF THE SHIRT" WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY FUCKIN' SWEARING ON THE SHIRT AREN'T EXACTLY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISMS.
AND IF YOUR'E GONNA FUCKIN' RATE A DESIGN BASED ON SOMEON'S PERSONALITY AND NOT ON THE DESIGN ITSELF, WELL THAT'S JUST A LITTLE FUCKED UP BRO.

Reilly Stroope
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I believe you are both my most favorite people ever.

I don't think that sentence was properly structured, and I don't care.

Dick Firestorm
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becca.anton on Jun 22 '08 this is just fuckin lame

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

courtney pie

OH SHIT BROS! LAST DAY!!!

I'M GONNA DRINK PBRs TILL THE SCORE COMES IN!

courtney pie

olie! on Jun 23 '08
...IF YOUR'E GONNA FUCKIN' RATE A DESIGN BASED ON SOMEON'S PERSONALITY AND NOT ON THE DESIGN ITSELF, WELL THAT'S JUST A LITTLE FUCKED UP BRO.


CHEERS Olie!

Gem1969

This should definately be a print and maybe a Best Tee for Best Collab. Nice work guys...$5

SoulfumeInc

first design ever to score a perfect 5?



SHOULD BE.

Gigguli

LAST CHANCE BOYS! SCORE IT 5 OR GET SCORTCHED!!

lordog

OMG NOELENNON'S GONNA GET SCORCHD!!!!!

professorE

noeLennon on Jun 23 '08
This design ... it blowsfire at that fuckin' unicorn!!!


And you know this!

Laser Bread
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Kudos, Olie, kudos on your scortching ability.

carlynarr

BROS, I CAN FEEL THE TENSION IN THE ATMOSPHERE.

Andreas Mohacsy
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how about a score there BROS???

shaynie

.... this may be entirely why people think men are morons.

Melikochan

I want to see the fuckin' score, bros!

professorE

2.57???

WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' FIVE POINT ZERO!?!?!??!!

DesignbyProxy
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2.57 isn't bad. totally printable. congrats.

Andreas Mohacsy
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haha - higher than i expected... i'll buy it very soon:D

Gigguli

2.57
THREADLESS SHOULD PRINT IT OR GET SCORCHD!

FRICKINAWESOME
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

I THINK WE NEED TO ISSUE A FULL FLEDGED BRO-DOWN AND RIOT ALL OVER THE FACES OF ANY VOTER WHO GAVE THIS LESS THAN A DOUBLE-PLUS 5!

Wiffler

2.57??? THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF FUCK-HEADS OUT THERE!!!

fat pigeon
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Great work, especially you, Olie!. I hope this prints.

NomadSlim
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2.57? THAT SCORE MAKES ME WANT TO KILL A UNICORN.

whirzle1
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is that 2.57 supposed to be added to 5.0?

Wiffler

What a douche.

courtney pie

Like I said before, and the score supports, the design is just <del>OK.</del> FUCKIN' BADASS BROS!

courtney pie

fun fact, if one more person had voted, this sub would've matched one of may tats :D

ISABOA
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FUCK OFF STAN!

Laser Bread
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The score is well within print range, and this design is undeniably awesome. Of course it will print!

Dick Firestorm
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BROS,

I THINK MY BRO OLIE DESERVES A FUCKIN' 5 FOR HIS KICKASS ARTISTIC ABILTY , BUT I KNOW THE ASSBACKWARDS WAY PEOPLE VOTE ON HERE.

IF YOU GAVE THIS DESIGN A ZERO JUST 'CAUSE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS THEN YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKIN' MORON. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCORIN' THE FUCKIN' ARTWORK NOT THE WAY I TYPE. BY THE WAY , BILL GATES PUT CAPS ON KEYBOARDS FOR ONE REASON: DICK FIRESTORM. DEAL WITH IT.

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTED THIS DESIGN.

Wiffler

lol @ WOLFMASTER666 said "KUDOS"

EricDiaz

underscored. BRO

FRICKINAWESOME
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

BY THE WAY , BILL GATES PUT CAPS ON KEYBOARDS FOR ONE REASON: DICK FIRESTORM. DEAL WITH IT.


I think I just turned gay and didn't know it.

Wiffler

YO THREADLESS - PRINT THIS OR GET YOUR ASSES SCORTCH'D, BROS!

Ccraiger

Oh man I wish I would've seen this when it was still up in the running. It's an awesome design with some good detail.. $5

courtney pie

BY THE WAY , BILL GATES PUT CAPS ON KEYBOARDS FOR ONE REASON: DICK FIRESTORM. DEAL WITH IT.

I'M ALL HOT AND BOTHERED NOW. I NEED A PBR TO COOL DOWN.

no_username

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courtney pie

SERIOUSLY BROS, I CAN HAS THIS NOW OR WHAT THE FUCK?!

Wiffler

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fat pigeon
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PRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

courtney pie

WAIT. WHAT?!

THIS HASN'T PRINTED YET?!

THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING IT. I KNOW A GUY

Wiffler

DOES THREADLESS HAVE THE BALLS TO PRINT THIS, BROS?

Twiggyhall

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MOFO IS NOT ON MAH BOD YET!

GET WITH IT, BROS, AND PRINT THIS BAD-ASS!!!!!!!

DrawingEvils
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what the fuck I count more than 200 f words on this shit.

Wiffler

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS PRINTED, BROS?

Linds

This shirt is fucking AWESOME!!!

Absolutely needs to be printed.

Wa5hwa5h

PRINT THIS SHIT BRO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Wiffler

A LOT OF DOPE SHIT GOT PRINTED THIS WEEK, BROS - WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN?

courtney pie

UM... WHAT WE WAITIN' ON BROS?!

MAYBE TLESS NEEDS SOME PBR'S TO GET IN THE MOOD!

Wa5hwa5h

PRIIIIIN T

Wiffler

THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN BETTER BE ON "SPOILER ALERT" TODAY, BROS!

Maltzmania
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i think it was?

producer

boobies!

producer

excuse me

BOOOOBBBBEEEEEYYYYYSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

courtney pie

WASN'T IT THE 2ND ONE WIFFLES?!

NomadSlim
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ON MONDAY, THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN IS GOING TO BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Wiffler

I HOPE SO, COURTNEY BRO!

I HAD A FEELING, BROS...I WROTE THAT SHIT YESTERDAY!

pyr4lis
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LOOKS FUCKIN GREAT!

ivejustquitsmoking
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Dick Firestorm's the real name huh..
Cant wait for the sonmi collab!

courtney pie

FUCKIN' A DICK IS THE REAL NAME!

ANY OTHER NAME, IS HIS FAKE ACCOUNT, THIS IS DF IS THE REAL ONE

Twiggyhall

FUCKIN A, BROS! I CAN FINALLY WEAR THIS MOFO TO THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY WHILE SNAPPIN' INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!!

csteph01

YOU ARE BROSEIDON, GOD OF THE BROCEAN!!!!

mgwizzy

This is one badass shirt!

Weaselux

THIS KICKS CAPS LOCK ASS!

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