The Infuriating Saga of Angry Cake

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WanderingBert
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This is the infuriating saga of Angry Cake. If you feel like reading.

Once upon a time there was a very mad cake. He would get mad at everything. He hated it whan a cat sat on his lawn and would yell profusely. For some reason red cars would make him fly off his handle. And he could often be heard walking down the road yelling at anything that moved. And anything that didn't move for that matter. He was so mad, so often, that he had earned the name Angry Cake. His real name was Earl, but nobody knew that because he was always far too angry to tell anybody his name. One particularly bad day, Angry Cake was bitterly stomping down the stupid road when he annoyingly bumped in to a large dimwitted giant. How he didn't see the giant nobody knows, but the collision made Angry Cake very angry, and began yelling at the poor giant. "You want a piece of me?!" he yelled. "um...ok?" the large dimwitted giant replied slowly and very dimwittedly. This reply made Angry Cake even more furious, livid infact, and yelled back indignantly "Bite Me!" As he turned his back and stormed off. Now anyone who knows large dimwitted giants knows that saying "Bite Me!" in front of one may not be the brightest thing to mention. Needless to say, the large dimwitted giant, oblivious to all the rage in the situation, scooped off the infuriated Angry Cake and with just one bite our fuming anti-hero was gone. Though he did leave quite a sour taste in the giant's mouth. The end. Saga concluded.

jess4002
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great! 5$$

SteveOramA
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that's one angry pastry!
congrats on the future win!

westicles

Yes please! $5

Spam69

Very very good.......$4

avonlyn

me like story and cake!

stalliongsta

bring it on, angry cake! i eat people like you for breakfast!

almozline
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sweeeeeeeeet

dbrv11

Ha-ha!

ben chen
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nice

alexmdc
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buahahahaha awesome!

EricaTheRed
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that cake head looks so yummy

fat1

Hehehe... Well done!

FRICKINAWESOME
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That story was incredible. You should become the next Shel Silverstein with illos and words! Great work here.

4$

badbasilisk
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HAHAHA - COOOOOL!

alvarejo
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jajajajajajjajaja cool in many ways! $5

flicker.to.flame

I usually don't like many of the talking food shirts on here, but this one is an exception to the rule because of its sheer ridiculousness. I'd totally wear it. Good job!

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heykimby

Nice work! This is how fwf should always be!

polynothing
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$5 so glad to see a GOOD talking food tee again!

ndikol
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hahahahaha sooooo cooollll :D :D$5

mezo
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I'm so mad, I'm hungry! Nice illustration and text! 4

TimScribble
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I think the story needs to be on the shirt !

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