The Hot Dog Race....of DEATH!

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The Hot Dog Race....of DEATH! by Maltzmania on Threadless
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Maltzmania
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VROOOOooooOM!

Chipmnk

Hold The Relish ftw!

Maltzmania
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pew pew!

Torakamikaze
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that's my dog!!!!

dacat
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ha ha ha, funny as hell!

zipperking
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I TASTE A PRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maltzmania
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you guys know how to treat a lady

Maltzmania
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zomg amazing crowd detail!

professorE

I can't wait to find out the "weiner" of this race! $5!

Maltzmania
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the mustard and ketchup have scratch n' sniff foil

FRICKINAWESOME
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Is number 7 wearing a spiked German helmut? OMG, the details on this one just keeps giving and giving!

againstbound
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Is this Kafka inspired? it obviously is, genius, the crowd could use some more coloring but even so its a 5$ as it is

Lhiiiz

Such a deep commentary on the modern meat and racing industries!

WhitneyBeth
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that's my dog!!!!! $5!

SoulfumeInc

^lol at Lhiiiz

Beatiful. what else can i say?

5!!!

secretly robots
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i almost passed over this but then i realized the symbolism of the flaming car and had to give it a $5

wotto
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did i miss something here?

Maltzmania
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wotto: i think you missed the subway :(

Maltzmania
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you noticed!

she noticed :+)

imnathan

high five !

chelly

THAT'S MY DOG!

Maltzmania
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simulated process

abeadle
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amazing

abeadle
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$5.54 the price of my usual sub sandwich

nikolina100

lol @ thats my dag!! Awesome job Mr. Maltzy :D $5

Pizazz

lol @ irony of "hold the relish" having relish on it! 5$

staffell
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perfect

igo2cairo
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Your style is totally charming! Hope I get the chance to wear this. A big $5

WarDrobeInSpareOom

This shirt just gave me an orgasm. I wept for twenty minutes.

Maltzmania
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but we had such a good thing HeatherC19!

Maltzmania
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also 5 years old can beat up 3 year olds...so i'm cool with it

WarDrobeInSpareOom

Not super-powered robot 3 year olds. With lasers.

Maltzmania
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those would present a problem. true.

ISABOA
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always bet on the sinai kosher - 5$

jet approves

HeatherC19 on Jan 03 '08
i don't understand. Half of it looks like a five year old drew and colored it and the other half looks done in paint, and people love it.

you know some talented 5-year-olds. i was looking through my old kindergarten journals a while ago and my dad looked like an ant.

Nestahope

That dogs hot enough to taste. Yummy!

artdrops
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hot diggity dog! $5

Maltzmania
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fathead! like those giant poster things? i love those

you got a fathead?

Nestahope

I want a Lou Pinella Fathead

Maltzmania
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JackMartin ftw

Maltzmania
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those are the other audience members...but...they're...all...uhhh...simultaneously vomiting and convulsing...so they only appear squiggly.

NomadSlim
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Is the trophy the original a golden, scale version of the Oscar Meyer wiener-mobile?

Maltzmania
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and 3 of them are seagulls

Maltzmania
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no trophy...the winner gets a years supply of hot dogs!

jean_warhol
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HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maltzmania
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oh no i broked the caps locks :(

Maltzmania
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where is that griffin character

FRICKINAWESOME
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i KNEW that chili dog racer was gonna give off far too much gas and crash and burn!

viralVISUAL
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Mmmm, nummers

Maltzmania
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hot dogs are people sammiches too

:(

Maltzmania
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you can't catch them though they are too fast

Maltzmania
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and unpredictable

Twiggyhall

"So what exactly is that that you're wearing?"

"Well, it's some racing hot dogs and my wicked-awesome friend Maltzy designed it"

"What's a 'Maltzy'?"

"Really, if you don't know, I can't begin to explain. But......


(wait for it......)




That's my dog!!!!!! "

WanderingBert
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Dispite the fact that Lightning Bolt Backwards 44 is about to win, I really am fond of German Helmet Distorted Skanky Woman Outline 7. I do feel sorry for Crash and Burn- his numbers been cooked right off!

WanderingBert
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I have no comment pertaining to Relish Removed Water Logged 3.

bsweber
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oh man, i was getting four to one on relish. i hope he pulls through!

Twiggyhall

"Hold the 3 relish"

Maltzmania
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the 44 is not backwards he's just going really really fast

Maltzmania
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...it's backwards...

ilovedoodle
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Haha "That's My Dog"!!!
Maltz Rock!

telaine

every time I look, I see something new here 5$

Maltzmania
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...average

Maltzmania
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..foam at mouth

Maltzmania
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100th comment! PJ get's a free picture of ketchup in a random unnanounced blog!

be on the lookout for your prize

staffell
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$10,000 bestee for design of the year

Maltzmania
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pinkweasel, i'm only 8!

WarDrobeInSpareOom

I want this on my t-shirt.

On my underpants.

Tatooed on the inside of my eyelid so that I can look at it everytime I blink.

Carved into my headstone.

As my China pattern.

As my new mommy.

imnathan

mustard is a QT !

Torakamikaze
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my uncle needs this!

PRINT!!!

Maltzmania
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i just had ketchup on my omelet

courtney pie

that relish is such a hawt dog!

FRICKINAWESOME
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I think we all know by now this is gonna be a print and on every hot item list on the internet within miliseconds of it being up for sale.

You have just won the art war. Fuck the battles.

ladykat
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Go hotdogs go!

Maltzmania
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taste good on shirt!

Maltzmania
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let's hope not.

boysbeambitious

I would buy this if it won. FORREALZ

Jemae
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haha! That's My Dog! :D

Maltzmania
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i love you all.

Afromation

Yes Maltz yes indeed $5

Torakamikaze
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was this printed yet?

atomic child

i saw this on another site already...how popular is this thing

Maltzmania
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jaz999 - the paint portion will be "flocked" so as to make it seem like you're really part of the race

shirtflirt

so this is what you whispering in my ear about, the other night.

Maltzmania
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IncubusThis i love that one song from incubus!

Lhiiiz

can we just skip the whole however many days left to score and just get a print already?

FRICKINAWESOME
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If this was printed on Threadless, it would be the digital version of the cabbage patch kid riots where parents were stepping on each other's throats for farm-made plastic children. Only with more violence.

Maltzmania
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watch out flying mouse!

Maltzmania
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FOREVER!

Funnel

This is insane!

Maltzmania
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FEEL THE FURY!

Maltzmania
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haha best comment ever

Maltzmania
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don't be scurred

Maltzmania
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if there's an explosion, it will be an explosion of delcious proportions

Maltzmania
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zomg DON'T PRINT!

BubuSam
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Hahah funny stuff! How could you draw this?!!

BubuSam
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Just go for it! ^___^

Maltzmania
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connect four!

FRICKINAWESOME
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SAMMICH SAMMICH SAMMICH HOT DOGGGGGGGGGGG!

Maltzmania
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i hope this breaks a 1!

Twiggyhall

It's gonna break a 7.35 and 1/2

courtney pie

seriously. when does this print? i want it for my bday.

Twiggyhall

Hear that, T-less??? That means this sucka needs to print today so I can overnight it to CP for tomorrow!!!

courtney pie

that's right! PRINT tonight! just 1, for me, special bday edition! and hit the UPS store asap!

Maltzmania
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oh you two

Twiggyhall

How come you think we're kidding?



We're dead cereal.

Maltzmania
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haha you rapscallions!

courtney pie

is that like some new rap group? or is it actual rapping scallions, like chives and onions beat boxing??

Twiggyhall

My name is Big Chive and I'm here to say
Vote for Maltzy's sub ever-ree-day
Give it a fiver, even a six
Come on now, yo, don't be a dick!


(this is proof yet again why white women should not attempt to rap. ever.)

courtney pie

^5 wifey at rapping onions!

Twiggyhall

Thanks, wife!!!

(mebbe I will write you a b-day rap next!)

courtney pie

do not pass Go.
do not collect $200.

no wai.

Maltzmania
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haha it's okay....bobobob1230 naw i drew this, sorry I don't have the skills you ha-....oh...nm...
thanks for the caw-ment!

Kogepan

I'm hungry now. That's how awesome this shirt is.

Maltzmania
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HUNGRY FOR EXTREME RACING?

Nestahope

Maltz can we talk samich for realz?

courtney pie

yea. can we get a Maltz sammich.







wait....







what?!

Maltzmania
Maltzmania profile pic Artist

well it is your birthday

Nestahope

Hot dog as sambitches...

I talk to turkish friend last night ands says hot dog without a doubt samich....

she says ice cream samich iz sambitch tooz!



Nestahope

turkish agree hot dog = samich

courtney pie

^5! maltz gives best bday presies EVER!

Nestahope

Happy brithday

courtney pie

thanks nesta!

now where's my hotdog tee?!

Nestahope

Man I may need to change my name to blog killer...

Im a seasoned pro

Nestahope

Maltz may want you to send you to "search" for it...

Maltzmania
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lol hahaha nice thanks for lookin out Nesta

courtney pie

oooh! like a scavanger hunt?! sweetness

Nestahope

CP has 75% found her samich

ru you teh meatz or bead?

Nestahope

and how boutz celery saltz?

courtney pie

ooh. celery salt is SO good in potato salad! which, goes with potato salad!

damn. i'm hungry!

Twiggyhall

hands wif some celery salt potato salad to put on her potato salad

cheeky

p.s. is this blog even still about Maltzy's sub??? lolz

courtney pie

of course it is!

i was just telling Nesta that i'd like to wear this shirt and eat potato salad! :D

Twiggyhall

okay - just be careful not to wear the potato salad ON the shirt!

courtney pie

why? would someone eat me?!

Twiggyhall

cough not going cough there

Maltzmania
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what's goin on in hurr?

Torakamikaze
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P

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courtney pie

nothing...

yes! fantastic tee! $5!

Twiggyhall

lol @ Maltz coming back to find out his tee blog has been hi-jacked


That's mah dog!!! Still a print and still fie dollah!!

BaronVonMonkey
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200 comments? Must be a print

Maltzmania
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100 of them are mine.

Twiggyhall

Only 12 were mine!!


wait....

Make it 13

Ste7en
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

why is "hold the relish" covered in relish?

Maltzmania
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it's irony

Maltzmania
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delicious, sweet, relishy irony

viralVISUAL
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Its cause he lives dangerously

marblecargirl

Why I never comment on subs? I vote on subs. I am a bad commenter.

I am sorry.

High with the slapping of the five fingers and the palms.

Twiggyhall

He's holding the relish. Seemed obvious to me.

Maltzmania
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1.38! hahahaha why wasn't this dropped?

Lhiiiz

because that score is backwards! It supposed to be 8.31!

Twiggyhall

I think Lhiiiz is right!!

I gave it a 58.3

you were robbed, Maltzy...

jean_warhol
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3.8! print

SoulfumeInc

Maltzmania on Jan 10 '08

<div class="comment_body">1.38! hahahaha why wasn't this dropped?</div>



cuz its amazing!

Maltzmania
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in all seriousness though ... isn't there like a rule or something...haha i don't get it

Lhiiiz

The 1.5 rule isn't like a guillotine anymore for a score I don't think. They factor in a lot of other whatever now.

jean_warhol
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sometimes they leave designs in the running if they are getting tons of comments, i noticed

Maltzmania
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haha wow

DaniellesGarden
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I thought it would do better to be honest.

Twiggyhall

Dude, Cat on a Skateboard got printed....

anything is possible!!!

courtney pie

ditto to wifey! ^5 on that!

so, 1.38 qualifies to print, RIGHT?! glares menacingly at tless

Maltzmania
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haha and now the fun begins

courtney pie

yay! fun hot dog time!!!!

starts making potato salad in preperation of arrival of tee

Twiggyhall

gets frame ready



(because such a work of art cannot merely be worn...)

Maltzmania
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sheepman I honestly felt bad, i apologized in the sub station blog !

Maltzmania
Maltzmania profile pic Artist

the blog deals with pants.

Maltzmania
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hahaha heee hehehe tee hee

Steve The Great

they have hot dog races at the ballgames on the video screen

I always root for ketchup

Maltzmania
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ketchup uses performance enhancing condiments

Lhiiiz

Oh sheepman! Welcome to the flock! Now seriously when can I cover myself with this fantastic PRINT!!!!????

Maltzmania
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haha you's guysssss

Twiggyhall

me wants!!!! pouts

courtney pie

zomg Sheep! you are a genius!

roadkill3d
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PRINT!

Twiggyhall

Print this crazy mo fo!!!!!!

courtney pie

sorry, but is this printed yet or what?!

Twiggyhall

No shiz!!


has wallet handy & ready

courtney pie

hey, i was here first! fights with Twigs for cutting

Twiggyhall

lol @ wifey - I'm sure there will be plenty to go around - Threadless is going to print a million of these!! ;)

Maltzmania
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and bun hat

Nestahope

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Maltzmania
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thats what she said!

Maltzmania
Maltzmania profile pic Artist

no wait!

Maltzmania
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ah forget it

Nestahope

Seriously....

she said that

Nestahope

???

Maltzi... lets not talk!

Maltzmania
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i'm 4!

Maltzmania
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it's pretty miserable

Pizazz

These should be printed early, and made dress code for all Threadless gatherings!

Nestahope

Pretty/miserable

Nestahope

Maltzmania = savant - the crazy

courtney pie

um.... is this printed yet???

olie!
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THAT'S MY DAWG

Maltzmania
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hahaha PIMPZILLaaaaah!a

Twiggyhall

Why hasn't this sucka printed yet? I was expecting to be wearing this by now!

Maltzmania
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all done on a Arby's napkin

presentation included

Maltzmania
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she's anti-dogite

Maltzmania
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Summer 08'

SoldierofGondor

I say the future is now. Make it April '08.

Maltzmania
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The now is future!

courtney pie

so like, uh, how did this get passed over for the 1st prints?

Twiggyhall

I was thinking the same thing, wifey!

Maltzmania
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kit kit kit

kat kat kat

viralVISUAL
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It's cool.

We'll see it as a select later.

Twiggyhall

That's my dog!!

courtney pie

when's the 4th annual Maltzy?!

Maltzmania
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Summer 08'

Pizazz

E
A
T
!!!!!!!!!

courtney pie

oooh Summer '08!!

marks down on calendar

ir0cko
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I NEED THIS

Maltzmania
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you sons of bitches.

Maltzmania
Maltzmania profile pic Artist

i love you.

Maltzmania
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everytime this get's bumped

an angel uses the restroom

Maltzmania
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zoon.

Maltzmania
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haha each day it looks more and more like Hot Dog Races will not run free in this world

courtney pie

but but... i want the Hot Dog Races!

jean_warhol
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im selling these on the Korean tee market

againstbound
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

I'm still corssing my fingers for this one for april fools.

Maltzmania
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i'm Corssing em too!

courtney pie

you know.... the 4th annual race should be coming up soon, no?

Maltzmania
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it was canceled due to rain and watery buns

courtney pie

oh dang. hate when that happens.

perhaps the relish and ketchup can carry on without the dogs?

BaronVonMonkey
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Y'know, I totally had a daydream about this design the other day

courtney pie

we are psychically connected. that's not creepy of me to say at all.

BaronVonMonkey
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I think the hotdog is probably one of the primal symbols of the Jungian collective unconscious. Yep.

evan3
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umm print?

Omair

YELL

BaronVonMonkey
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To celebrate Maltzmania's Bestees triumph, it's only fair that this shirt finally gets the print it so desperately deserves, no?

Maltzmania
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hahaha

WOAH Baronvonmonkey! Where you been man!?

Twiggyhall

That's my dog!!

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