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The Hot Dog Race....of DEATH!
Hold The Relish ftw!
that's my dog!!!!
ha ha ha, funny as hell!
I TASTE A PRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice one maltz
you guys know how to treat a lady
zomg amazing crowd detail!
I can't wait to find out the "weiner" of this race! $5!
the mustard and ketchup have scratch n' sniff foil
Is number 7 wearing a spiked German helmut? OMG, the details on this one just keeps giving and giving!
Is this Kafka inspired? it obviously is, genius, the crowd could use some more coloring but even so its a 5$ as it is
Such a deep commentary on the modern meat and racing industries!
that's my dog!!!!! $5!
^lol at Lhiiiz
Beatiful. what else can i say?
i almost passed over this but then i realized the symbolism of the flaming car and had to give it a $5
christ it's beautiful.
did i miss something here?
wotto: i think you missed the subway :(
she noticed :+)
high five !
THAT'S MY DOG!
you did it!!!!! 5$
$5.54 the price of my usual sub sandwich
lol @ thats my dag!! Awesome job Mr. Maltzy :D $5
lol @ irony of "hold the relish" having relish on it! 5$
That mustard is adorable. $5
Your style is totally charming! Hope I get the chance to wear this. A big $5
This shirt just gave me an orgasm. I wept for twenty minutes.
but we had such a good thing HeatherC19!
also 5 years old can beat up 3 year olds...so i'm cool with it
Not super-powered robot 3 year olds. With lasers.
those would present a problem. true.
always bet on the sinai kosher - 5$
HeatherC19 on Jan 03 '08
i don't understand. Half of it looks like a five year old drew and colored it and the other half looks done in paint, and people love it.
you know some talented 5-year-olds. i was looking through my old kindergarten journals a while ago and my dad looked like an ant.
that's my dog too!
That dogs hot enough to taste. Yummy!
hot diggity dog! $5
fathead! like those giant poster things? i love those
you got a fathead?
I want a Lou Pinella Fathead
those are the other audience members...but...they're...all...uhhh...simultaneously vomiting and convulsing...so they only appear squiggly.
Is the trophy the original a golden, scale version of the Oscar Meyer wiener-mobile?
and 3 of them are seagulls
no trophy...the winner gets a years supply of hot dogs!
oh no i broked the caps locks :(
where is that griffin character
i KNEW that chili dog racer was gonna give off far too much gas and crash and burn!
hot dogs are people sammiches too
you can't catch them though they are too fast
"So what exactly is that that you're wearing?"
"Well, it's some racing hot dogs and my wicked-awesome friend Maltzy designed it"
"What's a 'Maltzy'?"
"Really, if you don't know, I can't begin to explain. But......
(wait for it......)
That's my dog!!!!!! "
Dispite the fact that Lightning Bolt Backwards 44 is about to win, I really am fond of German Helmet Distorted Skanky Woman Outline 7. I do feel sorry for Crash and Burn- his numbers been cooked right off!
I have no comment pertaining to Relish Removed Water Logged 3.
oh man, i was getting four to one on relish. i hope he pulls through!
"Hold the 3 relish"
the 44 is not backwards he's just going really really fast
Haha "That's My Dog"!!!
every time I look, I see something new here 5$
..foam at mouth
100th comment! PJ get's a free picture of ketchup in a random unnanounced blog!
be on the lookout for your prize
$10,000 bestee for design of the year
pinkweasel, i'm only 8!
I want this on my t-shirt.
On my underpants.
Tatooed on the inside of my eyelid so that I can look at it everytime I blink.
Carved into my headstone.
As my China pattern.
As my new mommy.
mustard is a QT !
my uncle needs this!
i just had ketchup on my omelet
that relish is such a hawt dog!
I think we all know by now this is gonna be a print and on every hot item list on the internet within miliseconds of it being up for sale.
You have just won the art war. Fuck the battles.
Go hotdogs go!
taste good on shirt!
let's hope not.
I would buy this if it won. FORREALZ
haha! That's My Dog! :D
i love you all.
Yes Maltz yes indeed $5
was this printed yet?
i saw this on another site already...how popular is this thing
jaz999 - the paint portion will be "flocked" so as to make it seem like you're really part of the race
so this is what you whispering in my ear about, the other night.
IncubusThis i love that one song from incubus!
can we just skip the whole however many days left to score and just get a print already?
If this was printed on Threadless, it would be the digital version of the cabbage patch kid riots where parents were stepping on each other's throats for farm-made plastic children. Only with more violence.
watch out flying mouse!
This is insane!
FEEL THE FURY!
haha best comment ever
don't be scurred
if there's an explosion, it will be an explosion of delcious proportions
zomg DON'T PRINT!
Hahah funny stuff! How could you draw this?!!
Just go for it! ^___^
SAMMICH SAMMICH SAMMICH HOT DOGGGGGGGGGGG!
i hope this breaks a 1!
It's gonna break a 7.35 and 1/2
seriously. when does this print? i want it for my bday.
Hear that, T-less??? That means this sucka needs to print today so I can overnight it to CP for tomorrow!!!
that's right! PRINT tonight! just 1, for me, special bday edition! and hit the UPS store asap!
oh you two
How come you think we're kidding?
We're dead cereal.
haha you rapscallions!
is that like some new rap group? or is it actual rapping scallions, like chives and onions beat boxing??
My name is Big Chive and I'm here to say
Vote for Maltzy's sub ever-ree-day
Give it a fiver, even a six
Come on now, yo, don't be a dick!
(this is proof yet again why white women should not attempt to rap. ever.)
^5 wifey at rapping onions!
(mebbe I will write you a b-day rap next!)
do not pass Go.
do not collect $200.
haha it's okay....bobobob1230 naw i drew this, sorry I don't have the skills you ha-....oh...nm...
thanks for the caw-ment!
I'm hungry now. That's how awesome this shirt is.
HUNGRY FOR EXTREME RACING?
Maltz can we talk samich for realz?
yea. can we get a Maltz sammich.
well it is your birthday
Hot dog as sambitches...
I talk to turkish friend last night ands says hot dog without a doubt samich....
she says ice cream samich iz sambitch tooz!
turkish agree hot dog = samich
^5! maltz gives best bday presies EVER!
now where's my hotdog tee?!
Man I may need to change my name to blog killer...
Im a seasoned pro
Maltz may want you to send you to "search" for it...
lol hahaha nice thanks for lookin out Nesta
oooh! like a scavanger hunt?! sweetness
CP has 75% found her samich
ru you teh meatz or bead?
i is the sweet relish
and how boutz celery saltz?
ooh. celery salt is SO good in potato salad! which, goes with potato salad!
damn. i'm hungry!
hands wif some celery salt potato salad to put on her potato salad
p.s. is this blog even still about Maltzy's sub??? lolz
of course it is!
i was just telling Nesta that i'd like to wear this shirt and eat potato salad! :D
okay - just be careful not to wear the potato salad ON the shirt!
why? would someone eat me?!
cough not going cough there
what's goin on in hurr?
yes! fantastic tee! $5!
lol @ Maltz coming back to find out his tee blog has been hi-jacked
That's mah dog!!! Still a print and still fie dollah!!
200 comments? Must be a print
100 of them are mine.
Only 12 were mine!!
Make it 13
why is "hold the relish" covered in relish?
delicious, sweet, relishy irony
Its cause he lives dangerously
Why I never comment on subs? I vote on subs. I am a bad commenter.
I am sorry.
High with the slapping of the five fingers and the palms.
He's holding the relish. Seemed obvious to me.
1.38! hahahaha why wasn't this dropped?
because that score is backwards! It supposed to be 8.31!
I think Lhiiiz is right!!
I gave it a 58.3
you were robbed, Maltzy...
Maltzmania on Jan 10 '08
<div class="comment_body">1.38! hahahaha why wasn't this dropped?</div>
cuz its amazing!
in all seriousness though ... isn't there like a rule or something...haha i don't get it
The 1.5 rule isn't like a guillotine anymore for a score I don't think. They factor in a lot of other whatever now.
sometimes they leave designs in the running if they are getting tons of comments, i noticed
DEF printable score.
I thought it would do better to be honest.
Dude, Cat on a Skateboard got printed....
anything is possible!!!
ditto to wifey! ^5 on that!
so, 1.38 qualifies to print, RIGHT?! glares menacingly at tless
haha and now the fun begins
yay! fun hot dog time!!!!
starts making potato salad in preperation of arrival of tee
gets frame ready
(because such a work of art cannot merely be worn...)
sheepman I honestly felt bad, i apologized in the sub station blog !
the blog deals with pants.
hahaha heee hehehe tee hee
they have hot dog races at the ballgames on the video screen
I always root for ketchup
ketchup uses performance enhancing condiments
Oh sheepman! Welcome to the flock! Now seriously when can I cover myself with this fantastic PRINT!!!!????
haha you's guysssss
me wants!!!! pouts
zomg Sheep! you are a genius!
Print this crazy mo fo!!!!!!
sorry, but is this printed yet or what?!
has wallet handy & ready
hey, i was here first! fights with Twigs for cutting
lol @ wifey - I'm sure there will be plenty to go around - Threadless is going to print a million of these!! ;)
and bun hat
thats what she said!
ah forget it
she said that
Maltzi... lets not talk!
it's pretty miserable
These should be printed early, and made dress code for all Threadless gatherings!
Maltzmania = savant - the crazy
um.... is this printed yet???
THAT'S MY DAWG
Why hasn't this sucka printed yet? I was expecting to be wearing this by now!
all done on a Arby's napkin
I say the future is now. Make it April '08.
The now is future!
so like, uh, how did this get passed over for the 1st prints?
I was thinking the same thing, wifey!
kit kit kit
kat kat kat
We'll see it as a select later.
That's my dog!!
hold the relish!
when's the 4th annual Maltzy?!
oooh Summer '08!!
marks down on calendar
PPRRR . . . INT?
That's my dog!
I NEED THIS
you sons of bitches.
i love you.
everytime this get's bumped
an angel uses the restroom
haha each day it looks more and more like Hot Dog Races will not run free in this world
but but... i want the Hot Dog Races!
im selling these on the Korean tee market
I'm still corssing my fingers for this one for april fools.
i'm Corssing em too!
you know.... the 4th annual race should be coming up soon, no?
it was canceled due to rain and watery buns
oh dang. hate when that happens.
perhaps the relish and ketchup can carry on without the dogs?
Y'know, I totally had a daydream about this design the other day
we are psychically connected. that's not creepy of me to say at all.
I think the hotdog is probably one of the primal symbols of the Jungian collective unconscious. Yep.
To celebrate Maltzmania's Bestees triumph, it's only fair that this shirt finally gets the print it so desperately deserves, no?
WOAH Baronvonmonkey! Where you been man!?