The Glorious T, bringing back the "T" in "T-shirt".
- Mum, what's that, up in the sky?
- Oh my God! IT'S THE T!
- Mum, what do you mean by "the T"? Is that like an absolute "T", a sort of metaphysical entity as in Plato's Theory of Ideas?
- Oh shut up with your philosophical gibberish. Shut up, and behold!
- ... Mum?
- It's a bit scary. It's like it's looking at our souls.
- It's not looking at our souls, son. God help us all, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT OUR T-SHIRTS.