"Yeah, the printer called about your stationery, and they're concerned about the paper being black and the ink being black..."
"EVERYTHING MUST BE BLACK! LIKE THE STORM OF JUSTICE!!!"
Featuring Mr. Mister :D "When I get pissed, you get mist!!!"
Printing will be off-black on black, so only special cool people will understand your shirt.
BUT, since The Drizzle is radioactive, ink will also be UV, so the design will be visible to all in the dark.