THE BIRTH OF THE BROFIST
Once upon a time there was a dark age of Blood, Sword and Stone. A dark beast ruled the land. It dominated the people and demanded every year that three young virgins be sacrificed.
Years and years passed, and then 2 young fellows decided that it was time to give this beast a serious kick in the ass. Armed with just their swords they took off to the cave to challenge this sinsiter creature.
They battled day and night with this monstrosity and finally they
killed it with 2 simultaneous sword strikes!!!
They were overwhelemed with joy when the beast went down. Now it was time
to clear shit up. But they asked themselves “what now?
A hug was to gay - a hand shake to formal - a high five to common ...
And then they had a vision - they knocked their fists together!!!
AND SINCE THIS GLORIOUS DAY - REAL BROS SHOW THEIR AFFILIATION WITH A SHORT FIST BUMP - THE BROFIST!
Finally they freed the ladies and spent a spectacular night together....
Special thanks to grant shepley for helping me out with the text ;-)