SWEDISH BIKINI WEREWOLF DESTRUCTION UNIT

Design by Dick Firestorm

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Dick Firestorm
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BROS,

PICTURE IF YOU WILL, THE MOTHERFUCKIN' FUTURE. PACKS OF BLOOD-THIRSTY WEREWOLFS NOW CONTROL EVERY MAJOR CITY ON THE PLANET. WE'RE TALKIN' TOTAL CHAOS, BROS. EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS DEAD... 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS MANAGED TO TAKE THE FUCKIN' WHITEHOUSE.

EVERY MAJOR MILITARY POWER ON EARTH IS POWERLESS 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL BANKRUPT FROM FIGHTIN' WORLD WAR 3 AND 4. BUT THERE'S ONE FUCKIN' COUNTRY LEFT THAT CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THE WEREWOLFS HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT YET 'CAUSE IT'S TUCKED WAY UP IN SCANDINAVIA AND SHIT. I'M TALKIN' ABOUT SWEDEN; A NEUTRAL COUNTRY WHOSE CHIEF EXPORT IS TOTALLY FUCKIN' HOT, HOTASS BLONDE CHICKS.

AS THE WEREWOLFS MAKE THEIR WAY CLOSER TO STOCKHOLM, THE FUCKIN' CAPITAL OF SWEDEN, THE TOP SWEDISH GENERALS COME INTO THE SWEDISH PRESIDENT'S OFFICE AND THEY'RE ALL, "SIR, THE SWEDISH NAVY SEAL TEAM IS READY, SIR." THE PRESIDENT OF SWEDEN SAYS NOTHING. HE JUST STANDS THERE IN SILENCE. THEN HIS FACE GETS BEET RED AND THEN HE'S ALL, "FUCK NAVY SEALS! WE GOT THE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM!" SO HE SENDS THE CHICKS OUT AND THEY SAVE THE WORLD KILLIN' ONE MANGY WEREWOLF AT A TIME.

JUST AS THE WEREWOLF WAR ENDS, EARTH SLIPS INTO A CRIPPLIN' FUCKIN' ICE AGE, BUT THE WEREWOLF PELTS STREWN ACROSS THE GLOBE KEEP THE PEOPLE OF EARTH FROM FREEZING TO DEATH AND SHIT. AND THE SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM USE THE WEREWOLF BONES TO MAKE SHIT FOR A SWEDISH CRAFT FAIR WHICH SAVES THE WORLD ECONOMY AND SHIT.

BROS, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THE FIFTH FIRESTORM DESIGN, SWEDISH BIKINI WEREWOLF DESTRUCTION UNIT. IT'S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED FUCKIN' ILLUSTRATORS AROUND, PETER KRAMAR (AKA BADBASILISK.) AS YOU CAN SEE, PETER IS A MASTER IN THE ART OF DRAWIN' HOT CHICKS, AND THAT'S WHY I SEEKED HIM OUT FOR THIS DESIGN. IT WAS AN HONOR TO WORK WITH THIS DUDE. MUCH RESPECT TO BADBASILISK, BROS!

NOW LISTEN UP, BROS... ME AND PETER WANT TO THANK A FEW PEOPLE WHO HELPED US MAKE THIS DESIGN SO SOLID. FIRST OFF, MY BEST BRO, KENNY FONSECA. KENNY COLORED THIS DESIGN USIN' THE LATEST VERSION OF ADOBO PHOTOHOUSE AND IT LOOKS TOTALLY FUCKIN' KILLER! NEXT, WE WANT TO THANK SANTO76 FOR HOOKIN' US UP WITH A SOLID FLASH PRESENTATION. FINALLY, WE WANT TO THANK MIDI-CHORINATED FOR BEIN' OUR HOTASS BLOND CHICK MODEL. THIS CHICK IS TOTALLY METAL, BROS!

REMEMBER BROS, THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH EMPOWERING HOTASS WOMEN AND THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH SLAUGHTERING WEREWOLFS... SO VOTE 5$.

SOLID, BROS!

  • DICK FIRESTORM
tealovestee

really nice illo!! 5

alexmdc
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WIN! 5$$$$

RicoMambo
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i'd buy it as anything

5$

nickv47
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5 MOTHERFUCKIN $$$$$'S

celandinestern
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Awesome. I dig the chick with the gasoline can!

JacquesMaes
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Hell yeah!! 5$

agrimony
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classic dick!

laughics

solid design that is making me solid! 5$!

dschwen
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FUCK. YEAH. $$$$$$$$5

davidfromdallas
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agrimony on Jul 14 '10 classic dick!

brentendo

TOO FUCKING GOOD BRO

Resistance
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i passed out while looking at this, and awoke with a gun in my hand and a pile of dead dogs in my basement

5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[+duracell-]

This design makes me want to go to IKEA and eat a plate of meatballs with a Rambo knife. $5

rbthatcher
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HOLY MOTHER OF HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Mountain Gnome

CLASSIC DICK FIRESTORM!!!!

A BIG 5$ BRO!

EN AJUSTES

BRO

JUST PRINT AND SHIT

$5

NGee
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Surefire print. You don't need my vote, but I'm giving it to you anyway. It's a 5.

ibyes
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WOW !!!! This is exceptional. Its definitely one of the best werewolf vs swedish bikini babe designs I have seen in recent times. $5!!!!

YaaH
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5 buy

ibeenthere

Fuck yea! lol:) amazing! 5!

Santo76
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FUCKIN' SOLID!!!

laurastead

I feel neutral about this. Jk it's pretty rockin. I like the werewoofs. And that's how I prefer to say werewolves

laurastead

Small penisectomy needed on the chick holding the gun, but no biggie, Peter draws like a mofo. 5

d3d
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props to pete. nice effort.

ben chen
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awesome

salty10

AWESOME PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!!!!

salty10

AWESOME PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!!!!

westond
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FUCKIN' WOW BROS!

SJ27

SOLID!

Ma Bell

WOW

lifedriver
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awesome!!!

AdderXYU

Team Firestorm!

TGWA
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Holy hell! Amazing! 5$

briancook
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Those chicks are mad hot dude.

SuperRyan
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5 boners!

Tikimasters
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SuperRyan on Jul 15 '10

5 boners!

5 ROCK FUCKING HARD, I MEAN HARDER THAN FUCKING DIAMONDS, BONERS!!

Leighlee

Hell god-damn-fuckin' Yeah, Baby! $5

badbasilisk
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HAHAHA - DIAMOND BONERS FOR ALL! :-P

ounom
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Go PEDRO, GO!

mangobajito
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hahahaha, AWESOME!! 5$

andyg
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EXCELLENT!!!

dannodepf

I knew Sweden would save us one day in the future! with their arts and crafts and shit!

soloyo
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Winner!

thechild
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epic

aled
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BRO.

MaGoogals

Outstanding $5

jess4002
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YES! 5$

atomic child

Awesome that is another print

LazyBonesStudios

I love that Heavy Metal / Fire and Ice flavor its got going on. I say Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! yeah thats 5 ;-)

silverqe
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HELL YEAH BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKA

jodabaum
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fikri
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FUCKIN GREAT!!

Boycey

TRIPLE WIN BROS! Load this bad boy up to the printing bay yo!

Musarter
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SO great. I my eyes are scarred but so good.

v.calahan
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I'm a werewolf, plz hunt me!!! great!

Anything Goes
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Gonna wear this soon, wait... GONNA FUCKING WEAR THIS SHI(R)T HELL YEAH!

Stereomode
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awesome $5

anwarrafiee
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coolio broooooooo!!!!:)

olie!
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BADASS TO THE BRONE, BROS

5$$

Gregor Samsa

YOU TOTALLY ROCK! that's a 5$, what the hell did you expect?!

Robsoul
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Awesome illustration, BADBASILISK, surely this has to print.

FRICKINAWESOME
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ONE HUNDRETH COMMENT DOUBLE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSKIES!

This combines the two things that get my libido racing: hot chicks with guns smooching one another, and something else that I cannot reveal without a laughter-proof chamber being erected for me to stand in after blurting it out.

5$

Dick Firestorm
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Mama Firest0rm on Jul 18 '10

Oh, Dickie!

I told you not to be spending your time dreaming of girls and getting someone else to draw them for you. And you're always messing around on the computer these days. Put down your joystick thingy and come visit your Mama!

THE REAL MAMA FIRESTORM DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKIN' TURN ON A COMPUTER, NEVER MIND USE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' INTERNET. SO... FUCK YOU AND THE DUMBASS FAKE ACCOUNT YOU RODE IN ON, DIPSHIT!

jamesf
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bitchin!

skitchman

awesome!$$

glaze

5$$$$$

Illustrius

It was the text that sold it in the end. And I'm all for encouraging sexy, exotic misconceptions about my homeland.

Also: PLEASE print this so I can give one to my little sister, she'd love it sooo much.

sem73

Great work, nice to see something not so po faced on here

drunicorn

THIS WOULD BE AMAZING ON A CHILDREN'S SHIRT! :D $5

dschwen
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HAS THIS PRINTED YET?!

buko
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AWESOME 5$$$$$

igo2cairo
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EPIC WORK BROS!

oldorange

PLEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEE PRINT IT $$$$$$$$5+++++$$$$$

Frosby
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I have a feeling this is going to be popular!! 5

badbasilisk
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HAHA - THANKS BRO'S YOUR HIGHEST SCORE SO FAR DICK ;-)

FRICKINAWESOME
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THAT'S A SCORE FIT FOR DICK'S FINEST ART WHORE BADBASILISK!

csteph01

THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE A SWEDE.

Illustrius

I'm still hoping this will be printed. I've put a $ on a lot of designs, but this is the only one so far that I'd actually pay the shipping fees for.

blue sparrow
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Incredible illustration! Would have been perfect for the Comics challenge too!!

soloyo
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Print!

aled
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CONGREAT, BROS!

reags
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grats

wytrab8
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Congrats! Can't believe I missed scoring this hot mess!

jess4002
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YESSS! congrats!

quick-brown-fox
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HELL YEAH BROS, GONNA BUY THIS AND RIP THE SLEEVES STRAIGHT OFF

soloyo
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I wanted to say it earlier but didn't want to spoiled it too soon.

CONGRATULATIONS!

ibyes
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NIIIICE!!!!! Now I get to put this right next to my chicks riding wolves shirt. Congrats!!!!

ounom
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Congrats PETER!

makatha

congrats!

badbasilisk
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haha - thanks folks :-----)

Naolito
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woah congrats dudes!!!! so great!!!

YaaH
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Congrats :D

Illustrius

Congratulations! Holding true to my promise and buying this for my heavy-metal loving sister.

NiNTH WHEEL
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Congrats!!

ben chen
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congrats

CTM

my favorite all time hoodie!

nipchinkdog

man, this is the most awesome art style that i seen here in threadless...i admire the whole thing of this art.

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