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If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward I got beef with radio if i don't play they show They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know what you take me as, Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me

[Chorus] 99 problems but the bitch aint one If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me

[Verse Two] The year's '94 and my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case So I...pull over to the side of the road I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" "Or somebody important or somethin'?" Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me

[Chorus] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me

[Verse Three] Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain And there I go trapped in the kit kat again Back through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor scratchin again paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African All because this fool was harrasin' them Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one. Hit me

[Chorus X3]

You're crazy for this one Rick It's your boy

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haha the dino's expression is amazing. $5

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S U P E R FUNNY!!!

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Lol 5$ just for the first comment

Bluehappy

very nice! remind me of my childhood!!5$

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Fun$!

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Fun concept..nice artwork..

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great job dude! 5$

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I put on 99 problems just to give you 5$. Thanks for the lyrics btw :-D

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megali

love how the kid's all like, "huh, what?"

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Only 100 SU's? What's up with that, man?

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Cuteness

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Awesome $5

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Sweet! really cool.

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you gotta come correct son...

"99 Problems" (feat. Brother Marquis)

[Ice-T] Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what time is it...

I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word Ice in the whole damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it... Nah a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T] I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off +Soul Train+ I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz.. Long ends I got a bitch who's broke as a bum.. But she's the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me

Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show these motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you

[Brother Marquis] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin pussy's just another expense If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!

[Ice-T] Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man? (A bitch ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this shit

[M] I got a bitch that loves to G [I] She'll fuck you right after she fucks me [M] I got a bitch who loves both [I] I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes [I] I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow [M] A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho [I] A bitch that lies [M] A bitch that's true [I] A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" [I] I got a bitch that's cool [M] A bitch that's hot [I] A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock [I] A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at [I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat [M] I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks [M] I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks [I] I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat [I] I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet

[Ice-T] And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me... No a bitch ain't one.. (Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!)

[Ice-T] Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis] Man you got yourself nothin man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga

[Ice-T] A bitch ain't one I got a problems stayin out here on these streets with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know? But a bitch ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis] Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers

[Ice-T] Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one Got problems man

[Brother Marquis] All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. f'real

[Ice-T] Really, niggaz worryin about bitches They better, they better find somethin else to worry about [fades out]

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I like how the title works so fine with the drawing xD

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great colors. 5$

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Clever sub! 4.

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original and awesome!

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Good stuff!!

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I'm getting tired of saying congrats to you now ;P

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