HI RES CLOSE UP:
While going about his normal routine of feasting on pirate meat tucked away in every crevice of strange man-made wooden rocks that floated, Augustus the Octosquid longed for a fun time that didn't involve as many tiny screams or third-degree cannonball burns.
Moments after realizing he had probably eaten three pirates too many, Auggie's wish came true. Coming up behind him arose the biggest wave outside of his friend Godzilla performing his painful looking bellyflop maneuvers. THIS was his chance, THIS was his moment to be working alongside nature instead of using its wooden legs as toothpicks after an unusually large floating dinner.
Augustus looked down at the pirate ship he was currently ravaging, tore its sails clear off while hopping onto his two strongest tentacles and got ready for the gnarliest ocean shredding of his life.
An Amelia Senville and Frickinawesome surfing sushi safari.