slow poke

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slow poke by blueiedben on Threadless
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blueiedben
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if unicorns can do it, why cant turtles, minus the rainbow of course. thanks for your vote!

Luke_andrews

...I am stunned.

ha.

They are doing "it"

MooseDinner

That is NOT how turtles do it. On a somewhat related not, you can determine the sex of the shell by looking at its plastron, the shelly underside. Males' plastrons are slightly concave, while a female's plastron is rounded.

MooseDinner

Weird.
On a somewhat related note, you can determine the sex of the turtle...
Sorry, I just hate typos.

iPear

it's not fun if youf all asleep, then it's rape.

blueiedben
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hey fletch, hate to burst your bubble, but animals having sex were not invented on threadless. i know animals f-ing have been done...over and over (remember the 80s and the 'makin bacon' tees). but i thought with a clever title, the idea would be more enjoyable and it would expand on an unoriginal idea.

moosebiscuit

Yes. Yeeeeees. 5 on name alone.

dumbum

woo turtles

iPear

I never thought I'd find two koopatroopas bumping each others uglies, so freaking hot.

jpiatt

hahahaha oh man....
$5

vradesign

HAHA! The title is great... Still wouldn't wear it though.

FRICKINAWESOME
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You need to put the "slow poke" slogan underneath the pic to give this a modicum of originality. Having said that, i dig their stoned expressions of slow-burning bliss..who cares if this is how turtles have sex or not?

sagral

i have seen turtles doing it... and it looks pretty much like this... but more messy... but still funy.

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