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SATIN'S TEENAGE DAUGHTERS
I'M DICK FIRESTORM.
VOTE 5$ OR YOU GONNA GET SCORTCH'D!
This is what we've all been waiting for.
OMG LOL $5 ROCK ON BRO!
shouldn't a satanic shirt spell satan correctly?
YOU ARE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING EVER
satin is a total bad ass... rock out
Totally worth the wait... and all the hype. 5$
Lurid. Good for its type.
dick firestorm scorches his pants
i'd wear that to be honest. can the girls be in purple foil?
Don't you mean fucking hot?!
I too would wear this - proudly - 5$
You're certainly living up to your name!
the dick firestorm is the best thing thats ever happened to me.
all i've ever wanted to be as an artist.
if i could, this would win the revolution, and i would just give him all my money an possesions.
but, there are judges. so waht cna you do?
BIG FAT FUCKING 5$ BROS!
I heart Dragonforce...
this definitely deserves a 5.. even if these are the daughters of a silky smooth cloth!
oh man i was gettin' ready to bust heads for a second squatter
CHIX ON CHIX R PLAIN FUCKING HOT! ROCK ON !
THIS DESIGN JUST STARTED A FIRE $5
i cant score this...
unless they replace the numbers with LOL
OH BABY $5!
sexy. i think you win this one. $5
If I could have eye boners, they just woulda popped outta my skull Tex Avery style after glancing at this devilish make-out session.
OH MAN IT'S UP BRO AMAZING!!!
DICK FIRESTORM WILL CONQUER ALL
HOW CAN ANYONE POSSIBLY GIVE THIS LESS THAN A 5 I DON'T UNDERSTAND!?!?!?
I'm not sure that Threadless should endorse this kind of imagery - what next???? This design is not clever, you can find it in any soft porm comic book which is cheaper than a $17 t-shirt!!!!
LOL @ $2
I STILL CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH THIS FUCKING ROCKS!
hahaa and yes I would wear it.
best design hands down
LOL @ above comments... y u guys bs'n
nah. A kissing blokes design would be miles more revolutionary, if thats the goal. Lezzier girls are for 14 year old kids who just have discovered what their knob is for.
WHY!! WHY did my design have to come up the same day as dick firestorm.... Now I'll never win....
Great design to warn girls: stay far, far away.
I'M CRACKING OPEN A PABST IN HONOR OF THIS REVOLUTIONARY DESIGN!!!
SCORCH IT BRO!!!
Oh yes! I really dig the deeper meaning behind this.
twin beaver... I am getting emotional here $niff
MAD PHOTOHOUSE SKILLS, BRO.
MY EYES HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY SCORCHED BRO!
YOU GIVE LESSONS FOR ADOBO PHOTOHOUSE? CAUSE I COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM YOU.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUN! THE FIRESTORM IS SCORCHIN ALL THEM FOOLS!!!!!
we have to admit that this is funny...
the contradictory comments...
it reminds those pieces of art that somepeople thought it was art.. and some that it was disgusting...
but keeping the people talking... is really cool !
i think the girls are well draw.. the other things.. just like done really quickly in illustrator.. maibe if you have worked a little more, but the comments of the men are really really funny!!
hahaha let´s say this.. if this win! i promise i buy one! hahaha just to remember this day that i laught so hard!
FUCK YEA BROS!
satanic incest with all the trimmings. Nice.
HAHA been waiting for this for a while. 5$
I $5'ed the fuck out of this one!
This sub needs more chix with dix.
This made me think of the Bush twins...
I am ashamed AND turned on...I'm so confused!!!!!! $5,000,000!
put more snakes then i'd $ this.
I wish Michael Jordan's head was where the skull is, looking over his lesbian incestual daughters from hell. Because Michael Jordan is Satin.
hot! hot! hot!
It works if you're going for shock value, but I don't think it will really sell on this site, and why would Satan's daughters want to have sex together? Shouldn't they be out recruiting?
whatever happened to the wholesome threadless i used to know.
Check out my new tattoo!
THIS SHIRT IS ITS OWN SOUND EFFECT BRO!! BAD ASS!!!
AND FUCK THE TYPO COMMENTS. SATAN DOESNT SPELLHECK.
I would like to see the girls in a red version, also is that Rachel Ray on the right?
I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT MY COLORS SHOULD BE. I'M DICK FIRESTORM. IT'S MY FUCKIN' DESIGN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COLORS, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Truly this belongs in the lofty pantheon of Threadless record-breakers!.
I have an evil neighbour who will curl up into a foetal ball and whimper if she ever catches sight of this.....so $5!
satin=the prince of silkiness
RICEY2420, YOU'RE LOOKIN' TO GET SCORTCH'D!
Through the fire and flames
BRO! GOOD USE OF COLOR!!!
IF THIS IS PRINTED, THREADLESS.COM, SHOULD MAIL ONE TO HULK HOGAN!!!
IF HE WEARS IT ON AMERICAN GLADIATOR, GIVE ME ALL THE STPS~!!!!
FIRESTORM WILL EAT THE WORLD...
this sub is scortchin' awesome!
THIS SUB SCORTCHIN SCORTCHES!!!
YOU JUST GOT SCORRRRRRRRRTCHED!
I NEED A BEER JUST LOOKING AT THIS SUB
JUST TO COOLDOWN
Bro bro bro. Did you submit this with the nipples on it and Threadless declined it? Or do Satin's daughters not have nipples?
GIRLS MAKING OUT IS THE NEW BLACK $5
How do I join that party?
BRO I GET SERIOUS ABOUT MY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SATIN....BRO
I NEED A SCORCHIN' COLD SHOWER!
LOL @ PEOPLE WHO TAKE THIS / AND THEMSELVES FAR TO SERIOUSLY..
Y'ALL ARE THE PEOPLE WE USE TO SHOVE INTO LOCKERS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THIS STILL FUCKING ROCKS!
MAKE IT GLOW IN THE DARK!
...um, I want to see it in the dark...
WTF? am I missing the point here?
I got to say, this isn't my favorite t, but I am giving it a 5 purely because it's causing drama and has nude chick making out...
WE'RE ALL FEARFUL OF THE SCORTCH'N
Man, I hopeyou made this in Adobo Photo House
i just ripped my own shirt off in ecstasy
THIS WOULD BE BETTER IF THEY WERE MAKING OUT IN SOME SORT OF SANDWICH CAR
the DICK has spoken... and kickin up a STORM.
SCORCH THE NON-BELIEVER!!!
Love Letters Lie on Jan 30 '08
This sucks, Dick.
BROS, I LOVE THE REACTION THIS IS GETTING. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU GOT FUCKIN' WINNER ON YOUR HANDS.
Wow, you really worked it out in Adobo Photohouse on this one! Nice! $5!
one man's trash...
and finally: SCORTCH'D!
"Y'ALL ARE THE PEOPLE WE USE TO SHOVE INTO LOCKERS IN HIGH SCHOOL"
It's a pity there's no lockers for you in the unemployment queue.
AFTER READING SOME OF THE LATEST PUSSIFIED COMMENTS ON HERE, I'M STARTIN' TO THINK THEY SHOULD RENAME THREADLESS "PUSSYTOWN. YOU GUYS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WHINING PUSSIES. FUCKIN' HILARIOUS.
Pussytown??? Send me the coordinates. I am moving there with this shirt on my back and calling myself the governor.
If it were 2 guys instead of girls, I'd be sold.
I agree with phoenixphire24! Make it "Satin's" hot thong-wearing sons making out, and I'll totally $5!!!
Wow, one of the better designs I've seen in a while! $5
lol @ banana trying to be funny and just seeming like a silly douche
i almost dickfirestormed myself with a carrot.
DICK FIRESTORM! I think you need to be knighted for allowing the world to see this shirt
GODDAMNIT DICK YOU'RE GIVIN ME A BRO-NER!
this is repulsive
They better print this on the Kids tee, too!
hogboy on Jan 30 '08
GODDAMNIT DICK YOU'RE GIVIN ME A BRO-NER!
kaloyster on Jan 31 '08
They better print this on the Kids tee, too!
Never mind - print me a onesie!
sagesaget: is that your painting?
DO I SMELL BURNING?!! IT'S THE SMELL OF KOKOCHIYOI GETTIN SCORRRRRRRTTTTTTCHHHH'''''''''''''''''''''D
THREADLESS IS ALREADY FAMOUS FOR PRINTING A GIRL BLOWING HER BRAINS OUT AND 2 UNICORNS BONING EACH OTHER. WHY WOULD YOU LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY OVER THIS ONE?
don't forget pooping lucky charmz
Wow...I've never seen this many comments on a shirt before...atleast I'm pretty sure...
i dunno how i'd score this...I'll file it under "B" for...you know.
Man, what is the all time comment record?
I would buy this shirt and wear it to an aerobics class.
LOL to Gem1969's comment. You'll have to take a pic at the aerobics class ;)
this gives me tingly feelings in my pants.
does it come with a PBR tallboy?!
HOLY SHIT BRO THIS IS BADA$$$$$$$ THOSE CHIX ARE HOT! FEEL THE BURN! $5
printed on the back right?!
i'd wear this, find a chick, get laid by her and her sister
two thumbs up
i know several people who would love this shirt.
all these whiney comments remind me of my old subs =P nicely done fake account man.
Seriously though, I do I join this party?!!?
Seriously though, how do I join this party?!!?
Add some crackles, noise, distressing to give it a vintage feel.
Is the one on the left wearing an anklet on her right ankle? That's way too much clothing dude.
I think foil purple lesbian sisters and flocked snakes. Yeah!!!!
This reminds me of the Lick Lick Lick sub. Two badly drawn purple lesbians does not erotica make. Just mentioning the L word seems to send 3/4 Threadless males into a hormonal frenzy. Yes, this made me laugh when I saw it but if I actually saw someone wearing it I would just think they were a 20 carot immature tosser.
a licky boom boom down-
nope about the metal
i like metal.... and all the other elements, air, water, fire, earth...
can Threadless sew some kind of audio chip into this so that whenever you walk into a room wearing this shirt there's some kick ass shredding guitar solo? like "Bwow! meedly meedly meedly meedly screeeee!" but with like ten million times more licks.
If Threadless prints this I will never buy anything from them again.
Yeah, I probably wouldnt buy anything from them again either because Id end up spending every penny I have on as many copies of this I can get.
You'd probably be horrified if it was two guys.
Id buy the guy version for my niece.
or I'd make it into pants.
...or like a cape.
it would be awesome.
oh dude. a cape would be the ultimate
you should do it 429, id buy 36
once in a great threadlesswhile there comes a design so beyond the capacities of critical analysis and educated theorizing so far above the astral planes so in the center of the 12 trumpets so silent and loud, beautiful and ugly, destructive and creative that it shakes threadless to it's core. the fundamentalists start thumping the ground with their educated soldiers equipped with xeroxed pamphlets from craftsman workshops angry at the love. dick firestorm, good sir, has taken our universe that used to think we were a part of and squeezed it like soft, nearly-rotting vegetable until there were two new vegetables created out of the mess.
here we stand, before you, GOD FIRESTORM, scortched.
i always find it funny when someoen bitches about a shirt being wrong... while they are wearing fflowers in teh attic
i have decided to monify my 5
high hopes....you got, hiiigghh hopes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMFG, I have been avoiding clicking this all week because I am usually on Threadless at work and I didn't want to get totally fired. It is a lucky thing that I didn't click on this but I am so happy that I got to vote on this design.
P.S., sir, if it is not too much of an affront to your style-dream, I second d3d's request for purple foil girls.
"You'd probably be horrified if it was two guys."
It'd be fucking hilarious if it was 2 guys.
faints from orgasmic fury
Do you mean Satin as in the fabric? Or Satan as in the Lord of the Underworld? Just checking.
Foil inks on this one are definitely a great idea!
you know, for all the chat here, the thread-la-guys really should print this. whether it's a joke or not, i'd buy one.
I think DICK FIRESTORM has really captured the essence of revolution!
i might get this tattooed on my chest, it's that good
it will be a funny thing to see how threadless handles this. no doubt that this shirt will sell, but at the same time they will loose so much respect.
interesting. im waiting for the solution.
It´s THE BEST TSHIRT ON EARTH!
I'll GIVE 5$$$$
THIS HAVE EVERYTHING SEC GIRLS FIRE SKULL AND SNAKES!
Can you make a shirt vibrate? Maybe not when you buy it from Threadless, I mean when you get it home and do it yourself, like with stuff from the hardware store.
E-mail me pls cause I want mine to do that when this prints.
damn, that's one sexy shirt!
threadless needs to make some limited edition mud flaps for this...
bump, BUMP BUMP BUMP!
Dudes, the concept, yes, hotness. But 1, NOT THREADLESS MATERIAL, and 2, NOT EXECUTED WELL, ANYWAY. If you're going to attempt something this stereotypical, spice it up with some real artistic flavor.
I would buy this in a heartbeat
EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A FUCKIN' DESIGN EXPERT ON HERE. TANGLEDDREAMS BRO, WHY ISN'T MY DESIGN THREADLESS MATERIAL? THEY GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING DIFFERENT ONCE IN A WHILE. THEY CAN'T KEEP PRINTING DESIGNS WITH MILK CARTONS WITH SMILEY FACES AND SHIT LIKE THAT. AND WHY ISN'T MY DESIGN EXECUTED WELL? IT'S SIMPLE AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, BRO. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DSCHONES, YOU'RE A DOUCHE.
hence the R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N, brother
ew... thats all i have to say. if i wanted to see this i would watch the tv.. not on my shirt sorry. 0$
Can I have a belt tattoo print of this, please?
please show me where I can find this on tv?
"I'm afraid that if this gets printed, it'll spawn a whole new wave of Threadless designs! "
dick firestorm is the tip of the iceburg. hahahahaha wtf.
ok "dick" who ever you REALLY are im just gonna have to give you some slow motivated clapping.
i mean the whole persona is perfect.
the fact that you actually submitted something under this awesome persona. the art looks what you sound like. so on key.
i know you know us and we probably know you.
so, god bless you dick firestorm . . .
who ever you are.
Dick has his own TV show?
Are you in any way related to Nicolas Cage? If so can you get me his autograph? if not can you make a version of this shirt for the ladies with 2 dudes?
HELL YES DICK FIRESTORM KEEP THE FIRE BURNING ALLWAYS AND FOREVER BRO!!!
303 COMMENTS AND COUNTING, DUDE! HAIL SAITIN!!!
Todow on Feb 01 '08
If a girl was wearing this and she was going to take her shirt off, I'd tell her to keep it on. THATS HOW AMAZING THIS SHIRT IS.
Hahaha! I hope it gets printed before Valentine's day Bro, forget Victoria's Secret. True love deserves FIRESTORM!!
such bullshit bro
Somehow this doesn't compute.
lowest score to last 7 days?
could also be the lowest print ever too?
It wasn't me i gave it 5$. Yes its not the best design, yes its not the most beautiful, yes its not political correct but damn its badass!
after 7 days? demand a recount, man
THE VOTERS SCORTCH'D THREADLESS.
how did that happen?
THAT SCORE IS STRAIGHT BOLOGNA BRO!
P to the R to the I to the N to the T!
DICK FIRESTORM, you sir, are a living legend. Or at least a damn fine fictional legend.
6. HIPOCRATIC, EXISTENTIAL, and COLORFUL!!!
COMMENT FOR lovers of Nihongo (Japanese)~!
As Tobias Funke would say It makes me a little buy-curious!
FRUCK NO WORKIE!!!
i SO 5'd this badass tee!
PEOPLE GONNA GET BUUUUURNED FOR THIS SCORE.
OMG THAT WAS THE 333RD COMMENT THAT"S HALF OF 666! IT'S A SIGN FROM SATIN!!!!!!!!
I love all the comments pissing over "it says satin". or calling firestorm unemployeed. Wow.
FIRESTORM A COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMIRITE?
FIRESTORM + SATIN = SCORTCH'D
wtf..... just gimmie tha damn shit
Wow, how the hell did I miss this? Man, I guess I hadn't been hanging around enough!
this is the winner right?
Looks like a crappy ripoff of Lindsey Kuhn's SWAMP WOMEN, and they have a t-shirt of the print too, which is MUCH better than this piece of crap...
It hilarious how some people take this sub so seriously, hahhaa. Just reading the comments make me laugh. I would have $5 (or $0)'d this no problem if I could voted, and I'm a straight female.
Congrats on your other badass print though!
madcow217, who the hell is Lindsey Kuhn? and that print sux azz, it's hilarious that you even tried to call out DICK FIRESTORM, honestly, I have some quality Barely Legal lesbian vids that are more closely related than that wack azz print.
and print this!
I was cracking the fuck up reading all of these comments HAHAHA
you do realize satin is a fabric..