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RISE OF THE BLACK FAIRIES
BACK IN MEDIEVAL TIMES, WHEN MOTHERFUCKIN' WIZARDS WALKED THE EARTH AND SHIT, THERE WAS A GLADE DEEP IN THE WOODS OF ENGLAND. IN THIS GLADE, THERE WAS A HIDDEN MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE HUNDREDS OF TINY, HOTASS FAIRIES LIVED. THE FAIRIES HAD LIGHT BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SKIN WAS FAIR AND SHIT. THEY WERE KNOWN AS THE WHITE FAIRIES AND THEY LIVED IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS FOR CENTURIES.
EVERY YEAR, ON THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER, THE WHITE FAIRIES JOURNEYED TO A FAR AWAY MEADOW BLANKETED WITH TINY, WHITE FLOWERS. AS THE SUN BEGAN TO SET, THE FAIRIES RAN THROUGH THE FLOWERS GIGGLIN' AS THEY STRIPPED DOWN BUTT ASS NAKED. THEN, THEY POLLINATED THEMSELFS WITH POLLEN. THAT'S HOW THEY REPRODUCED, BROS. IT WAS PERFECTION IN NATURE FOR GENERATIONS UNTIL ONE OF THE WHITE FAIRIES IGNORED FUCKIN' PROTOCOL, LEFT THE GROUP AND RUBBED UP AGAINST THE FLOWERS OF A POISON IVY PLANT OFF THE BEATEN PATH. A FEW MONTHS LATER, A GOTH FAIRY WITH JET BLACK HAIR, TATTOOS AND A BAD ATTITUDE WAS BORN. THEY CALLED HER THE BLACK FAIRY AND SHE WAS SO FUCKIN' BADASS, THAT HER MOTHER DIED GIVIN' BIRTH.
BLACK FAIRY, BROS.
THE BLACK FAIRY WAS HATED BY THE WHITE FAIRIES FROM THE BEGINNIN'. THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND SHIT. SO ON WEEKENDS WHEN THE WHITE FAIRIES ALL WENT OUT FROLICKIN', THEY MADE THE BLACK FAIRY STAY HOME AND SCRUB THE FLOORS AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT. BUT YEARS LATER, THE BLACK FAIRY TURNED SIXTEEN AND HER BODY WAS WAY HOTTER THAN ALL OF THE WHITE FAIRIES COMBINED. THE WHITE FAIRIES WERE TOTALLY THREATENED BY THIS AND SO THEY CAST HER OUT OF THE KINGDOM FOREVER.
INSTINCT BROUGHT THE BLACK FAIRY BACK TO THE POISON IVY GROVE SHE ORIGINATED FROM AND UNDER THE LIGHT OF A FULL MOON, SHE RIPPED OFF HER CLOTHES AND FUCKIN' POLLINATED HERSELF. JUST LIKE HER MOTHER DID. WITHIN A FEW YEARS, THE BLACK FAIRY HAD SPAWNED AN ENTIRE ARMY OF HOTASS, GOTH FAIRIES. EACH MORE BADASS THAN THE LAST. THEY SKINNED CHIPMUNKS ALIVE AND USED THEIR SKIN TO MAKE TIGHT, LEATHER PANTS AND ACCESSORIES. THEY BEFRIENDED GIANT FUCKIN' SPIDERS. AND THEY GOT COMPLETELY SMASHED EVERY NIGHT OFF FERMENTED BERRIES.
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, ONE HOT SUMMER NIGHT, THE GOTH FAIRIES ALL TOOK A TRIP ON SPIDERBACK TO THE WHITE FAIRY MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WITHOUT DISPLAYING AN OUNCE OF MERCY OR REMORSE, THEY HUNTED DOWN AND PULLED THE WINGS OFF EVERY SINGLE WHITE FAIRY THEY COULD FIND. THEY RAIDED THE VILLAGE OF THEIR PRECIOUS SUPPLY OF ABSINTHE. AND THEN THEY SCORTCH'D THE ENTIRE MUSHROOM KINGDOM TO THE GROUND.
I USUALLY AIN'T INTO PUTTIN' MORALS IN MY STORIES, BUT THIS ONE HAS ONE, BROS: DON'T EVER LET ANYONE TREAT YOU BAD 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND SHIT.
THIS IS THE SIXTH FIRESTORM DESIGN. I WAS FUCKIN' LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET AN ILLUSTRATION HEAVYWEIGHT TO TAKE ON THIS ONE. BROS, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT BLAIR SAYER. OTHERWISE KNOWN HERE ON THREADLESS AS MR ROCKS. I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU HOW SOLID THIS DUDE'S WORK IS, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW IT. AND BROS, IT WAS A THRILL AND A FUCKIN' PRIVILEGE TO WORK WITH BLAIR. HE'S A TOTAL PRO.
ME AND BLAIR WANT TO THANK OUR HOTASS MODEL, MEZO A.K.A STEPH MCFETERS FOR THE TOTALLY KILLER MODEL PHOTO. MEZO IS SOLID, BROS! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE HOTASS CHICKS LIKE MEZO.
wow super illo! $5
Holy shit that is powerful. You would've out-epic'd everyone in the latest Threadwars with that! $5!
i want a dick firestorm "type t"
NAH FUCK THAT BROS!!!
i want a DICK FIRESTORM "STORY T"
haha nice work boys
jajajawesome! great details, good colors, sweet babes!
This is winner material. I'd wear it!!!
this is Awesome!
bonus points for the model
Fuck yeah bro. FUCK. YEAH.
such a great illustration. nice work blair.
SO SO HOT! :)
SO honoured to work on this with you bro. Really, stoked you asked me from day one. You are sick, in every meaning of the word! :)
check out high res images of the art, model, and progressive sketches etc HERE!
I think I just got a boner bros!
ANOTHER MASTERPIECE !! Amazing illo by mr. Blair. $5
Fuck yes dude!
IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER....well......you are very messed up, my friend. And I'm talking to girls, too.
This is the worst design ever
THIS. IS. TOTALLY. BADASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
IF I AM NOT ABLE TO BUY THIS COMPLETELY FUCKIN' BADASS SHIRT BECAUSE THREADLESS DOESN'T PRINT IT OR WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKIN' MIND AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And can threadless print the description on the back of the tee coz that frickin rocks too!
DICK IS THE WORD. WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
This is fantastic. Really fantastic!!!!!
what a fantastic details!!
FUCKIN' YES BROS
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WE JUST GOT SCORTCH'D!
HAHA love the story!
FAIRIE FIRESTORM! $5
i'm only 5ing this 'cuz mezo is HOT.
XD 5 FOR THE STORY BROS FUCKIN A
great one! 5$$$
CAPS LOCK!! 8)
This design is the tits, ass, and weiner. All molded into one intense sexapalooza. 5$
this will print on monday, august 29, 2011. $5
I don't know if I like the story or the shirt design better. Both are epically awesome.
you guys are sick geniuses! :)
FUCK YEAH, BROS!
Whoa that is intense!!!! 5$!!!!
Oh my fucking goshhh! 5$$$
wow awesome print it !!!!
WOW. such a great response! Appreciate it, and thanks everyone. Glad you like it.
Hahaha, awesome work!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO!
BROS, I TOTALLY FUCKED UP AND FORGOT TO THANK MY BRO PHIL FOR HELPIN' US OUT WITH THE FLASH PRESENTATION! THANKS, PHIL! WE COULDN'T FUCKIN' DO THIS WITHOUT YOU, BRO!
SO HOT !!!!!!!!!
I agree the story should be printed on the back.
CLASSIC DICK FIRESTORM!!!
I DIDN'T READ ALL THAT STUFF BUT NICE PIC
Mezo was a good choice $5
WOAH! amazing man!
WOW, that rocks! Awesome artwork! hot fairies:):):)
Mezo is hot!
The story has to be sing by Bruce Dickinson!
The story has to be sing by Bruce Dickinson!
we re-write it into rhyme and pitch it to Iron Maiden! Good call!
AWESOME CLASSIC FIRESTORM, A SOLID 5$
Get in!! $5
Let the 100th comment be from me, thanking all those voters and positive comments above.
Awesome work! Looks like a definite print to me. $5
no! I missed it.
so sexy. much love.
FUCKIN' EH BROS!
I MISSED VOTING ON THIS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN OUT WITH SOME BROS AT A MOTORCYCLE CONVENTION FOR THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS, JUST DRINKIN' PBRS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN' DESERT AND SHIT, SO I DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET. WHEN I JUST SHOWED THIS TO THEM NOW THOUGH, THEY WERE COMPLETELY FUCKIN' BLOWN AWAY.
5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ALL THE WAY, BROS. SOLID WORK.
Need this t shirt now!
Fuck Yeah, Congratulations