Replaying conversations from 2016 & 2017

Oh great, it’s time for my brain’s favorite game: “Let’s Relive Every
Awkward Moment Since 2016.”

I was just minding my own business, existing in the present, when
suddenly—bam! My brain decided now would be the perfect time to
remind me of that thing I said ages ago. The thing literally no one
else remembers, but I will carry with me until the end of time.

So here I am. Face-down, emotionally drained, and mentally
buffering. It’s not that I want to overthink every interaction I’ve ever
had, but my brain insists on keeping a full archive of all my worst
moments. For what? Future humiliation? Character development?
Who knows.

Anyway, if you need me, I’ll be here. Processing. Forever.