At last, a greeting card for nevery occasion! "Oyster World" is ideal for reinvigorating lapsed grudges, dispelling sexual tension, and wishing the centennial in your life a merry continuance of respiratory functions. What better way to say, "I regard you with a measure of ambiguity" than a jocularly offensive oyster!
Gentlemen, are you tired of saying, "What up brah" to the brassieres in your life? Ladies, are you sick of whispering "olive juice" to the significant others in your solar system? Let "Oyster World" say it for you!
"Oyster World", for when you don't know what to say!