"Hey! This is hard for me, too! I mean, I used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad, so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride."
"But where's the food?! What kind of castle is this?! It's like a poor peoples' castle! With no lumpin' waffles for my dump truck!!"
"Looks like I'll have to bust out these cobras to get a better dinner."