Some will love it, and some will hate it... as actual astrology. :D Read here the text of your offensive nihilistic zodiac sign:
Arrogant pricks who thinks they're leaders. Infantile as hell.Always in need of a butt spanking. Some of them are Nazis.
Cheap hard-headed douchebags.Think of themselves as gourmets, but are generally just obese food whores.
Superficial, confused and dick-teaser dual face mental. Just bang them, don’t trustthem.
Depressive, weeping grumpy. So emotional…they cryin the shower while planning your death. Like… emos.
Know-it-all assholes. Also think they're everybody else's bosses.
Controlling hypochondriac nosey.They will enslave you and then tell you you’re bad for being a slave. They're good at planning. Just planning.
Manipulative, undecided pseudo-intellectual twats. But they think they're smart. They're show off dickheads too.
Crazy promiscuous bitches.They’ll stab you while you’re fucking it. Avoid them.
Superficial blabbers who can’t keep their mouth shut. Obnoxiously unbearable assclowns.
Predictable… boooooring morons.
Impulsive motherfuckers.Dreamy as fuck.They're fucking hippies too.
Crazy lazy pussies.Motherfucking weirdos.
Just a ball making tides and turning the crazies even crazier. Some say there are alien ore mines there.
A fireball which someday will burn all the shit down.