MOTHER NATURE'S MILK

Design by Dick Firestorm

MOTHER NATURE'S MILK by Dick Firestorm on Threadless
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Dick Firestorm
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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, BROS.

THOUSANDS OF FUCKIN’ YEARS AGO, SAMURAI WARRIORS RULED THE EARTH. THEY WERE TOTALLY BADASS. ALL THESE DUDES DID WAS FUCKIN’ PILLAGE AND PLUNDER. THEY FUCKIN’ DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN SIGHT WITH THEIR FUCKIN’ SAMURAI SWORDS AND THEY LIVED TO VIOLATE NATURE. THEY LIVED THIS WAY FOR CENTURIES, UNTIL MOTHER NATURE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH, STOOD UP AND SAID, “FUCK IT! I’M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT!”

BROS, APPEARING IN A LARGER THAN LIFE HUMAN FORM, MOTHER NATURE TOWERED OVER THE TREES AND SUMMONED AN ARMY OF KICK FUCKIN’ ASS TIGERS. THE TIGERS GATHERED AROUND THE HILLSIDE WAITIN’ FOR THEIR INSTRUCTIONS, AND THEN MOTHER NATURE SPOKE TO THEM. “FUCK SHIT UP, MY CHILDREN,” SHE SAID. AND BROS, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID. FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS, THE TIGER CLAN SLASHED AND CHEWED THROUGH EVERY FUCKIN’ SAMURAI WARRIOR IN EXISTENCE UNTIL THERE WERE NO MORE. THE BONES OF EVERY SINGLE WARRIOR WERE LEFT STRIPPED OF MEAT, STREWN THROUGHOUT THE FUCKIN’ LANDSCAPE AND THE RIVERS RAN RED WITH SAMURAI BLOOD.

BROS, NOT A SINGLE TIGER WAS HARMED THROUGHOUT THIS MASSACRE ‘CAUSE MOTHER NATURE LET THE TIGERS DRINK HER MILK, MAKIN’ THEM TOTALLY INVINCIBLE AND SHIT. CATS LOVE TO DRINK MILK, BROS. AND THESE BADASS, MOTHER FUCKIN’, BIG CATS GOT ALL THE FUCKIN’ MILK THEY COULD DRINK. STRAIGHT FROM MOTHER NATURE’S SPECTACULAR TITTIES.

WHAT YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT ABOVE IS THE 4TH FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT’S CALLED, “MOTHER NATURE’S MILK” AND IT’S COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND KNEIL MELICANO (AKA ROADKILL3D.) THIS CONCEPT WASN’T EASY TO TRANSLATE ON PAPER… BUT ROADKILL3D KILLED IT! LET ME JUST SAY THAT KNEIL IS ONE KICKASS INDIVIDUAL AND THE CARE AND DETAIL HE PUTS INTO HIS WORK IS TOTALLY FUCKIN’ INSANE. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK OUT ALL THE KILLER WORK KNEIL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ON HIS WEBSITE… WWW.KNEILMELICANO.COM

ME AND ROADKILL3D WANT TO THANK LITTLEM FOR BEIN’ OUR HOT CHICK MODEL. SHE TOTALLY NAILED THE PHOTO! I ALSO WANT TO THANK KENNY FONSECA AGAIN FOR BEIN’ MY NUMBER ONE BRO AND HELPIN’ ME PHOTOHOUSE THE PRESENTATION PHOTO!

SOLID, BROS!

- DICK FIRESTORM

roadkill3d
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BRO!!!!!!!!

igo2cairo
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BROS!!!!!!!!!

olie!
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FUCKIN' SOLID TEAMWORK, BROS.

5$$.

Nocturne

Concept: 5

Wearability: 0

zwyggy

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

SteveOramA
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crazy long first comment DICK!

Andreas Mohacsy
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YE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Weaselux

Lmao, the description should be printed on the back.

ben chen
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cool!!!!

lawrence loh
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sexily striking!

B 7
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A must print $5

Skap 1er

totally AWE$OME!!

briancook
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CHICK, MAN

SuperRyan
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SHIT YEAH, BRO

bhoomika

OH M GEE!

Kookaberry
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This needs to be split up into two shirts. The chick feeding tigers as one and samurais getting butchered as another one. I don't feel this one at all as is.

brentendo

solid! love the water effect

evan3
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YEAH MAN
NICE!

jess4002
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YYYYYYES! 5$

lunchboxbrain
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WOAH BRO! $5 FOOTLONG!

littlem

SICK, BROS!!! GOOD LUCK!!

Santo76
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Hell Yeah!
Hot and awesome!!

staffell
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lol

andyg
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CLASSIC DICK FIRESTORM!!!

westicles

FUCKIN' TIGHT BROS!

[+duracell-]

this makes my nipples hard

isawa

i think the background fight in detail would be a solid design. not a fan of the skulls at the bottom, but great anyways : )

Jemae
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awesome art! :))

BubuSam
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WOW! HOT WOW!!

alexmdc
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hELL YEAH!!!!!! 5$

JadenKale

OH EM GEE!

AdderXYU

I JUST OPENED THIS ENTRY AND GOT TOTALLY SCORTCHED, BRO! SICK!

Ava Adore

shit hot!

npacpinoyrx7

awesome! totally awesome!

glaze

Love your attitude bro. Your designs are intense. Old School Metallica or Guns N' Roses should be playing when looking at your designs.

ndikol
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wow so hot :D

carvas
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5$

FRICKINAWESOME
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Kookaberry on Oct 10 '09
This needs to be split up into two shirts. The chick feeding tigers as one and samurais getting butchered as another one. I don't feel this one at all as is.


Exactly how i'm feeling about this one. Still, I feel comfident in my manhood to scream out WE LOVE DICK HARD!

dabigond

great illustration!

ladrones
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i think i love you.

littlem

homg 5 more days? it seems like this has been up forever already! F*CK LOL!

Tikimasters
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Best description EVER! As soon as I read "THOUSANDS OF FUCKIN' YEARS AGO..." I knew this was killer! haha awesome

anwarrafiee
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cool+HOT! 5 for sure!
i dont care, i wanna wear this someday!

OlliRudi
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wow! so wrong it's right... jinglealldaway! $5

staffell
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very good

alvarejo
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hotness all around. 5!!!!

jasonwave

shit!!!! Awseomeeeee!! $5!!!

phones

$5 rawr

PeculiarTiffany
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This is amazing! Kick ass concept guys! And Kneil, you did a fucking fantastic job on the colors. :)

dschwen
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:
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NOW!!

myteemo
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HOTT!

pkjelland

i love mother fuckin' nature...five bucks

Laser Bread
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She got some tiggo bitties!

boostr29
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thats hot! :)

wayneking
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I would wear this to my own wedding. $5

wayneking
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I would wear this to my own wedding. $5

FlyYesLandNo

I like the colors. They are good.

Shie

You really did it kuya ken! I'm freakin' proud of you! You're definitely the MAN!!!

jimmytan
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haha $55555555555555555

TTeLLub

Wild!!!

The Paper Crane
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The chose of colour and the depth to this illustration, along with the unique presentation and fascinating introductory story makes this an all round masterpiece!

Phiffer

GREAT WORK BROS!!! $5

courtney pie

FUCKIN' WIN BROS, WIN

bafocomics

this is WINNAGE!

tesco
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I <del>want</del> need to see that reference photo

roadkill3d
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tesco

...tigers were drawn first then when I was having a hard time figuring out the composition and layout, this was collaged by DF

tesco
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baw I thought it was actually littlem

littlem

:O

Krimson
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classic dick.

mizaveta

super-badass. you guys are the shit.

buko
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

AWESOME 5$$$$$$$

alexmdc
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F*CKING BUMP!

celandinestern
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story needs to go on the back!!! it makes the whole piece :D mega-sick!!

dschwen
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Has this printed yet?!?

herky
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Lactastic work BROS! $5

wytrab8
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That tiger's tongue is long coz he's yawning... he's prolly tired after consuming mass amounts of samurai and milk.

And what? This is waaaay underscored!!

evan3
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hmm
underscored

ADD_LTD.
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What a shame this didn't score higher..that's crap.

[+duracell-]

extinguished.
shoulda been at least 3

dschwen
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underscored!!!

P
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Dick Firestorm
Dick Firestorm profile pic Artist

fartfart on Oct 27 '09
overscored


FUCK YOU

dschwen
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This is printing...right??!!!

The Romulans

Agreed with Mr. Grieves, a touch up on the woman illustration and let's get this shirt printed!

If anything, maybe add a few more women!

Joe Conde
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Mr. Dick Firestorm, who the fuck are you? what the fuck are you? this design is fuckin genius! you been sippin' on super devil juice? gimme some of that shit!

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