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These are just some happy flying laughing doods!
I would really love this to have the glow feature with that nice new aqua glow ink! Yayuh!
Printing: 1. discharge white ink jumbo print on black with the aqua glow ink on top... 2. Black ink on white with glow ink under that... (I created the glow ink layer to be more sparse for less ink usage), but even without the glow it will be great!
Zoomed in hi-res cute!
So much happy sperm.
This should be titled with "Cum Dumpster."
$5, for real!
both funny and ewww. if only you could see the smiley faces on sperm ropes under blacklight! I like it!!
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Cool! A perfect T-shirt for a special night ;)
Nothing beats happy splooge. An easy $5.
yay for happy sperm! $5
Ha ha, awesome!
so funnnnn and joy!!!!!!
hahaha...well 5 sir.....I knew the comments would be awesome on this one
As long as they're not in my eye then its ok.
...I MEAN, GROSS!
thanks for the comments and votes!
One of the best bukakke shirts I've ever seen.
$5 $5 $5 :D
fun idea, but it really looks like sperm.
and the glow part is like csi looking for traces of sperm with that blue light..
the fact that is glows is hysterical.... for as much as I wouldn't wear it... it's soooo funny.
oh man.. well.. do good intentions count?
Try and focus on the creatures more ;P !!! I was just imagining something like Bob(from monsters vs aliens), or a blobular single mass that is comprised of multiple life blobbies ... and they are having a party blopping around... Now isn't that nice!!! A Blop Party!! oh man.haha.. forget it!
its just happy color inverted sumi ink!!! :D
That's the money shot, right there.
hahaha...pretty gross. but still, 5.
Super Spunkyjizz glow-time!
5 but no $.
yous guys gots gutter heads...
gutter head sauce.
pasta sauce... Alfredo sauce!
I'm trying hard (no pun) not to see them as sperm, so I'm just imagining it as mayonnaise...mayonnaise...mayonnaise...
lol what were you thinkin kenny? :facepalm:
I guess it kinda does look like a bunch of smeared sperm, but that's not what I thought of when I saw it. I like the playful blobby creatures!
Thansk yea'alll duders !
It's like Fantasia mized with jism! What's not to love?!?!?!?
From the description:
Printing: 1. discharge white ink
hahahahaha, are they gonna hire fluffers at the printing factory?
I thought for sure this was a joke shirt, I instantly knew it was a shirt splattered with cum... I mean any color but white would have worked, hahaha this concept will go down in history with CatPissFace!
Can you wash protein stains out of Threadless cotton?
thanks for the COmments guys.. I don't know if thats condescension or what Ellsswhere... ;P cuz this aint no Joke!!!
Wow, apparently people really love jizz and want to walk around with it all over their shirt. Not much of a jizz fan myself, so I'm going to have to pass on this one.
Thanks guys! ..
Yeah... Joobilee = Ecto-Plasm!!
GOOOD i like it!!!
2 moar dayzzz!!!
1 day left!
Thanks for the votes and comments! 3rd best score ever for me...
aw, just say this in critiques...