Jill

Design by pseudonymjones

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Honestly

I odnt think many women are going to want to walk around wearing a shirt where the girl is holding a dirty bad! SICK SICK SICK

the girl is a good illustration maybe scale back on the sickness and it would be ok!

chrisk018

Oh man! I had no idea how uncool I was! A shirt with a tampon on it and a rant about nostalgia has tought me the error of my ways.
I will never watch VH1 again.

chrisk018

Oh man! I had no idea how uncool I was! A shirt with a tampon on it and a rant about nostalgia has tought me the error of my ways.
I will never watch VH1 again.

BasicShift

pseudo -- great concept and great art -- I wish you the best o' luck with this lin eof work and hope you don't go and die like suggested by others (nice art crit Russ!) -- in fact I hope you keep on keepin on with the awesome art!

$5 -- for all the wrong reasons - it's blue on one side white on the other!

tomburns

haha, i like that the 'flow' is a fluer design , ahah 4

chelly

i love it w/o the pad. keep the blood flow and all that. great character!

spires

gross! in a bad way.

sorry man.

catdogpigduck

I'm enjoying the rich layered symbolism and contextual messages here.

fc gravy

hahaha, thats, umm, yeh.... bloody 'ell.

shirtflirt

fng gross

but done in a great style

agreed, unprintable.

Papaprime

contemporary shock art with minimalist trappings.

lowers monacle and strokes left moustache tip

I love you for going there. But of course, I'd never wear it. 3

pseudonymjones
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You people are all misogynists!

mezo

HA! YOU ADDED THE WINGS!

pseudonymjones
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Of course!

I would never ignore advice from you Mezo.

OlliRudi

brilliant, $5. and i would actually buy it.

adam antium

it's crazy.
but nice!

abeadle

i am glad you took my advice about the wings,
nice job mr.

kayceislost

i love your comments for your designs. they make me pee my pants a little. love the placement! medium flow for the win!

vote zero dollars!

drmtama2

i justed wasted approximately 2 min. of my life reading this..... dude what the hell are you smoking....seriuosly..........no....no.....seriuosly

corey8

i like your whole unprintable concept, but this one, um. i think (and hope) truly is unprintable.

and i know thats what you were going for - so well done! ;)

500ml

Lmao, I love it!

jublin

i think i'm partial to heavy flow, but i definitely would have preferred an EVEN FLOW.


-5 and a -$

konno

daaaamn, skippy.

Ste7en

im laughing too much to vote, but in my heart its a 5...but only in my heart...you dont want to know whats in my brain

Luke...

oh man...you've gone and done it this time...haha
the combination of smooth cartooney style, and an unspeakable topic is what makes this great.
[we are all gonna have trouble keepin up with this Jones]

firebolt816

oh hilarious - the haters just don't get it, don't listen to them!

SuperPope

I know it doesn't matter, because like you said it won't get printed, but why didn't you use a fourth color to make the pad white so it doesn't look like she's holding open a gaping wound in her chest?

Dex1138

I appluad your choice of the brand name

dustyj72

thats pretty fucking gross
not nostalgic
icky

WallsReallyWork

i love the unprintable series, please make it longer than 3!

juliejeremiah

People shouldn't be so grossed out by menstruation. It's natural you fucks!

5 for your big balls on this one.

mag391

This a memory of YOUR first period? disturbing in many ways...

gbread1012

i think this UnPrintable guy is amazing

dementophobia

The pad doesn't bother me, it's the many many gallons of blood shooting out of her vagina and the big puddle of period blood on the floor.

therast

YOU SUCK MR JONES
or something

therast

and that was supposed to say...
:heart:

takes a bite out of trend 5 dolla!

rudra

the blood is great

but the pad - took me a while to see what it was - i second the bloody undies idea

exquisitedeadguy

I want this shirt...

I want it so much.

staffell

amazing

Jennifuhrer

how the hell did this get accepted?

flaming_chilipepper

that is so sick...i admit i laughed a little, but no way would i ever wear that

finkenstein

Hahaha, it's hilarious how grossed out people are, like it's an insult to their very beings.
I love this shirt, and I'm not a hippie, and it's not because I like how it grosses people out, it's funny and it would look fantastic on my tits.

Leslee

She's hemorrhaging!! Heeeeeeee! Gross, funny, great execution, 4.

whylime

PJ you amuse me to no end - but seriouly - you have got to stop making these unprintable designs they rock too much and eventually one will actually get printed in which case I will be fucked because I will compulsivly buy it and then be out $17 plus shipping AND be stuck w/ a shirt I can't wear in public.

radiostaticstar

hahahaha...

i would wear this with pride...
or something...

5$ all the way!!!

ilovegravy

Your reminiscing description reminds me of the "Petridge Farms" commercials from Futurama. haha (which, of course, were already parodies to begin with, but way better than the ads from those Milano guys. [yes, that's right, I hate mixed black/white people. hahah])

I'm still waiting for a guy to comment and be like "Ahhh yes, I remember my first period!! Joey and Steven and all the other fellas teased me cuz I still didn't get mine! They said only grown ups were allowed to play paint ball, and since I didn't have my period yet, I obviously wasn't a grown up!! But boy howdy, when I did, we all had a swell time discussing it in great detail!!! I'll never forget that summer."

....hahaha, man okay, after writing that, I'm now visualizing the TRULY disturbing image of a MALE PERIODS. hahaha nothing like a penis with blood streaming out of it at varying flow, for 3-5 days!! (or more!!) :D Perhaps you need to make a sub centralized around that theme, then it'll make this submission look as tame and innocent as two lambs sharing an ice cream cone on a cloud... made of love... made of sugar... made of menstrual fluid. Wait.

as travis76 and funbackinsin mentioned, BUST would totally love this shirt, I'm sure. hahah But don't tell them you're a guy, or else their tone might change!

ilovegravy

ps- I was instructed by Pseu, in his brief absence, to defend his honor. :D So all you hatahzzz (wtf) out there, I challenge you to fisticuffs!!! hahah

emmy.withwings

oh i would love to see my fathers face if I wore this! $$$$$

blacktiger

funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny... $5

pseudonymjones
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Hello. I'm the guy with a positive attitude toward menstruation.

Yes. I'm the guy.

mlnewco

You should have had her wearing white pants instead of a skirt—every girl's nightmare!

juliejeremiah

Haha! The KITH reference earns you the $.

atomic child

i gotta say laughing out loud can't wait fo rthe rest

I_heart_ducks

Unprintable indeed! I like your statement.

Larlar

Click on his name in the bottom right corner.

That makes this even better.

pseudonymjones
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Larlar: Didn't you know? You can click on my name in all of my recent subs (back as far as the llamas, I think) for to make something happen.

Larlar

Who knew I had to keep myself up to date on trends in submissions? The world used to be such a simpler place, where newspapers cost a nickel and international conflicts assured you that a hooker with a Russian accent couldn't be an undercover cop.

pseudonymjones
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the tiiiiiiimes
they are a-changin'

goldensara

Ummm....O_O
Im a girl and I know...if it was flowin that bad she wouldnt be laughing.
Gross.

Origami_Potato

I've gotta say the girl's cute (it's probably those glasses) and I give you something for quoting David Foley. (K.I.T.H.)

laughs

taz-pie

i have one word for little miss jill:

MOONCUP

pseu, you make me laugh : )

Sachka

Excellent !

happychaos

Criss j'pense que sa se fait po etre degeulasse de même!! vraiment sa frait pitier etre cave dememe faire sa commun!!! thats is a big zero for this design you have to put this in the garbage you also go in garbage

lemonalle

hahahaahaahaa!

kidaro

Oh man! Hahaha! The comments, the comments!

Tonteau

Controversy is so passe.

Ava Adore

hahaha omg

Jooliesays

I really like the idea, and would adore the shirt in the grey/pink color scheme. I just want the pad to be more defined. I thought it was an ear at first. Like she was thrilled to have maimed the first guy who holla'ed at her.

synchronization

Actually, at first I thought she was showing her organs through a big hole in her stomach where fat had gushed out, and only a little blood showed. yep.

pseudonymjones
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Hah! Yeah, it's a total ripoff, undestruct.

If you put the two next to each other, you can see that I pretty much just traced that other (well-known!) picture.

I really thought I'd get away with it too! D'oh!

pseudonymjones
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Yeah, I guess you make a good point. I was being snarky about tracing; OBVIOUSLY I didn't trace it. The designs are far too differing in APPEARANCE for me to have just traced it. But the designs are so thematically similar! Yeah, look, two smiling, light-skinned girls with raging periods! Heck, you're right! They're almost EXACTLY THE SAME!

Well, except for the ghosts, nipple rings, and smiling blood-animals, which I nefariously removed to cover my tracks.

Then compensated by clothing the girl, giving her glasses and shoes, and drawing her in a completely different pose and style! Then, of course, I completely changed the blood from a series of characters to more of a background design to draw attention away from my deceit. And THEN, as my cunning scheme reached a chilling crescendo - I added a pad as the central element in the design, SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT IN THE DESIGN I STOLE FROM! To the untrained eye, these are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GIRLS! But I couldn't put one past you, man.

Here I thought nobody would find me out! Here I thought I could get away with stealing an illustration, completely changing it except for the basic idea (that girls have periods!) and the almost totally altered design as a submission on Threadless! But NO, I didn't manage to cover my tracks enough! Blast it all!

CURSE YOU UNDERSTRUCT! YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME!

OlliRudi

haha, you´re always an enjoyable read, pseudonym. as for undestruct, you´re dead wrong.

sonmi

WOMANHOOD IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

WallsReallyWork

i love you matt. that is all. these comments are great

Robsoul

THIS SHOULD BE CENSORED, reality must be blocked except ofcourse showing dead Palestinian children on TV, they must do that to desensitize humanity cause you're gonna see a whole lot more dead babies soon.


Beautiful work man, straight out of a Ren & Stimpy minded sketch. 5+$

Robsoul

medium flow!!!! hahahha, just saw that

eskimokiss

this is just too much.
5$

pseudonymjones
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Thanks everyone for the scores and comments &hearts

organ-donor

it's not immediately aparant what shes holding.. and i dont think anyone would want to own a tshirt with this pic on it

pseudonymjones
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Do it Threadless. PRINT THIS SHIRT.

You know you want to.

pseudonymjones
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I see the way you look at it.

pseudonymjones
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I see the way you look at it when you think nobody is watching.

pseudonymjones
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You know it would be awesome. You know it would blow people's minds. You know people would send links to their friends and even more people would come to buy your little t-shirts.

pseudonymjones
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It's all about the money for you, isn't it?

pseudonymjones
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Well don't think that Jill can't satisfy you in that way.

pseudonymjones
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You know she would sell out so fast.

pseudonymjones
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And she's only three colors. She's not demanding.

pseudonymjones
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Come on, Threadless.

Follow your heart.

pseudonymjones
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Don't worry what other people will think.

pseudonymjones
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Do it because it feels right.

Everything else will fall into place.

pseudonymjones
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People will love her, because they see how much WE love her.

pseudonymjones
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Well, I don't know what else I can say to convince you.

pseudonymjones
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The ball is in your court.

pseudonymjones
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I hope you make the right decision.

catdogpigduck

I got worse comments on my who farted shirt

jpiatt

This reminds me of Mezo.

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