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It's kinda ironic
Excerpt from "Call me Dracool, memoirs of the count". Recorded on 3-18-1985 at a Sizzler in Albuquerque.
the following is an unedited excerpt from my candid interview with the count concerning an unfortunate shipwreck experience with his traveling partners, frankenstein, king tut and an un-named zombie.
"so ... there we were the whole fuckin lot of us sittin in the raft floating to satan knows where. I am draped under my cape trying not to catch on fucking fire, the zombie is waving around a paddle like an idiot trying to fish his rotten arm out of the water. King fucking tut is sitting there mumbling to himself trying to wring out his stinky fuckin rags - looking back it sounds funny i know, but at the time we were all so fucking pissed off. And then - like he had a mother fuckin epiphany, frank says "you know its kinda ironic"
I swear if he wasn't a god damn mountain I woulda planted that fucking oar right between his fucking crooked eyes.
Ironic, dumbshit makin a stupid fuckin joke like that - at a time like that. Of course he was talking about us, a buncha fuckin dead guys, sittin in a LIFE raft wearing fucking LIFE jackets "
hand me some fuckin jo-jos and we need another pitcher of high life over here
FANTASTIC!! 5$, hands down.
Yo yo yo! $5 ho
Amazing 5 $
The artist statement made me laugh out loud.
Print this please now! $5
hey! it's up! - thanks for the nice comments -
large version here for DETAIL
kickin' concept !
I wish Dracula had an umbrella so we could see his undead face
this is great!nice style.
great characters and colors, my favorite is Frankie.
It's a great idea brilliantly executed in my view.
I love this. I pray to Satan that it gets printed.
thanks guys - it is always great to get feedback
maybe I am alone in the woods on this but when people say things like "it's ironic" or "touche" in situations that are not or very slightly applicable.... I find it hysterical - but this shirts irony is just for the wearer - a little snigger for a bad day - and really its kinda ironic that it is not very funny, no?
HAHA. F-ing awesome!
i love the 'classic monsters'
so much funny!
LOL!!!!! That was very funny! $4
The design could be a little better.
Agree about Dracula, he took a moment to identify. Give him a Batman umbrella! =)
Maybe you could print the story on the back of the shirt too! really funny, yo!
Im not sure how I feel about the colors but this is both hilarious and pretty well drawn.
draculas got a potty mouth
Yay it's up finally! $5
Dracula made my day.
this is just fun, nice drawing
really cool. 4
$5 ... lol I took one look at it and laughed so hard my co-worker just looked at me weird.
They illustration style is great and the attention to detail is phenominal!
You guys are super - SUPER I SAY!
nice! I don't like it on blue though..but I know that it has to be on blue .. but not this shade for sure.
Nice one! $5
a perfect great idea! 5$
Here is where I get brutally honest. Upon first view of this, I chuckled and liked it ok. It's the muted colors that are not wowing me and some of your details get lost (I thought the cape was a body bag & Frank's tan-orange shirt clash against the orange of the life vests and boat). My finger was ready to score this a 3. Then I saw your artist's statement and started craving a bottle of the champagne of beers. So what if it's 9:30 am? 5
I like the colors. The monsters didn't know the boat was going to sink. They wouldn't have dressed to match the occasion.
AWESOME 5$! COOL ILLUSTRATION! i like it! :)
this is fantastically well-done. LOVE hand overboard. $5.
last day to vote this suckah
Great score ISABOA.
hey - yeah - not bad at all - *pops champagne
yeah not bad as always probly should have gone higher but hey take what ay can
halloween is coming up in a month. please give us all a gift on that wonderful holiday and print this shirt. pretty please?
print now! now! NOW!!!