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I am a slow children
Agreed -- would absolutely wear it!
I guess its still cutting the first comments.
I just see these signs all the time and they've always made me laugh. I don't know why they still haven't changed the wording 'cause everyone laughs at them. I just always pictured the kid running into something.
I hope no one sees it as offensive, I didn't intend it that way. I just imagine a kid chasing after a football or something and running into a lamp post or the slow children sign itself.
nicely done as always 5$
funny. I can think of a few people I'd buy this for.
very funny and creative, nice job. I like the worn, scratchy attention to detail on the sign.
oh man, I definitely ran into a pole once when I was a kid... I was walking backwards then when I turned around bam there it was. I always think of that when I see "slow children"
Hey thanks guys! I'm really glad that people realize I'm making fun of the signs, not the kids. I was worried about that.
As for the "at play" addition, I've seen it both ways all over. Sometimes it has "at play" sometimes it doesn't. I thought it was a little cleaner without it. Thanks again for the comments!
love your graphic!! cool~
I'd rather see turtle (or snail) babies playing.
Is Johnny SLOW because he hit his head or did he run into the pole because he is SLOW?
I like it.