HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS

Design by Dick Firestorm

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Dick Firestorm
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THIS IS THE THIRD FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT’S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND ALED LEWIS (AKA FATHEED) IT’S CALLED, “HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS.”

THIS DESIGN CAME ABOUT A WHILE BACK WHEN I WAS OUT DRINKIN’ BEERS WITH MY BRO, KENNY. I REMEMBER SAYIN’, “KENNY BRO, THERE’S NO CREATURE ON EARTH MORE AWESOME THAN WOLFS.” KENNY WAS ALL, “WHAT ABOUT HOT ASIAN CHICKS?” I PAUSED FOR A SEC AND LOOKED AT KENNY. I WAS ALL, “ I STAND CORRECTED, BRO.” AT THAT MOMENT I REALIZED THAT A T-SHIRT WITH HOT FUCKIN’ASIAN CHICKS RIDIN’ ON THE BACKS OF WOLFS WOULD BE THE MOST BADASS THING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. ALLS I NEEDED WAS A KILLER DESIGNER TO FLESH IT OUT.

BROS, I COULD WRITE A FUCKIN’ NOVEL ABOUT HOW SOLID OF AN ARTIST FATHEED IS, BUT I DON’T NEED TO. THAT’S ‘CAUSE HIS WORK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND FOR ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS THIS DUDE HAS GOTTEN AT THREADLESS, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW IT BY TALKIN’ TO HIM. FATHEED IS TOTALLY DOWN TO EARTH AND HE’S JUST A SOLID PERSON ALL AROUND. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’ BROS… IT WAS A TRUE FUCKIN’ HONOR TO WORK WITH THIS DUDE. SO CHECK IT OUT… IF YOU LOVE THE ARTWORK IN THIS DESIGN, JUST REMEMBER THE NAME ALED LEWIS. HE DESIGNED EVERY SQUARE FUCKIN’ INCH OF BADASSNESS THAT YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT RIGHT NOW. CHECK OUT HIS FUCKIN’ WEBSITE, BROS… ALEDLEWIS.COM

WE BOTH WANT TO THANK PRISCILLA (AKA VALORANDVELLUM) FOR BEING OUR MODEL. SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKIN’ HOT, BROS! BY THE WAY, THAT SAMURAI SWORD AIN’T PHOTOHOUSED. IT’S THE REAL DEAL. ALSO, WE WANT TO THANK OUR BRO PHIL FOR HELPING US WITH THE FLASH PRESENTATION. HE DID A SOLID JOB WITH IT. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I WANT TO THANK MY BRO, KENNY FONSECA FOR ALWAYS BEIN’ THERE TO DRINK PBRS WITH ME.

FINALLY, I AIN’T GONNA BE GIVIN’ OUT SOUVENIR SCORTCHES LIKE LAST TIME. IF YOU’RE GONNA LEAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS YOU BETTER REALLY MEAN WHAT YOU SAY AND BE ABLE TO BACK YOURSELF UP. REMEMBER, IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME AS A PERSON, AND THAT’S YOUR REASON FOR GIVIN’ THIS A LOW SCORE, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

-DICK FIRESTORM

P.S.

CHECK OUT THE KICKASS TEASER TRAILER ON ALED’S SITE, BROS!

bunuel

haha

i love it
hope it gets printed !

:)

roadkill3d
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BROOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!

ISABOA
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five and buy

fatheed - i love this man, good show to you

danaych
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$5 SO EPIC

phones

if you go down to the woods today....you'll get WOLFED!

$5

EZFL
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FUCKIN' FIVE AND BUY BROS!

alexmdc
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wolfeses FTW! $5

Mosquito88

This will be the first design that breaks the 4.00!

Wonderlove

Nice 5$.

Should say 'wolves' though.

igo2cairo
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TOTALLY EPIC AND BADASS BROS!

Also the artwork and presentation are amazing! Great job guys. $5

Melikochan

$5 MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS

ROCK ON DICK FIRESTORM!!!!

sweet n sour
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This is pretty fucking sweet! I was trying to decide what I liked best about it which was hard cos there’s a lot to love but I think the chic riding backwards wile shooting doves with a flame thrower is the winner. 5

zipperking
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picks up pieces of exploded brain

AMAZING!

cincotta25

Yeah man-lets party, make some noise and add a little female mayhem!! Great artwork--it's got some bite...; )

jmeaspls
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incredible illustration

olie!
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BROS, THIS IS THE CREAM OF THE FUCKIN' CROP.
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, AND YOU BOTH OUDID YOURSELVES. CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKIN' THE MOST FUCKIN' EPIC SHIRT EVER!
5$$

rodrigobhz
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3 designs submitted - Score now!

THIS WILL BE MY SECOND FIRESTORM'S T-SHIRT. INSANE.

yeohgh
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crazyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Maltzmania
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WOLFTASTIC!

jess4002
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INCREDIBLE! 5$

andyg
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SOLD! 5$$

producer

awesomeing in the awesome

westicles

YES!

BIG FREAKIN 5!

Robsoul
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the doves put this joint over the top, BABY! you guys rule.

buko
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

AWESOME BROS 5$$$

slaterock
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ugh, awesome. $5.

Bio-bot 9000
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KICK ASS, BRO!!

Mya Jamila

I predict this sub will contain the highest usage numbers for "BROS" (or a variation thereof) in Threadless sub history to date; possibly ever.

Great Job Guys.

davidfromdallas
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Aled, I am, yet again, completely blown away by your abilities. You were totally deserving of designer of the year, and here's more proof that you didn't need. And it shows off your versatility.

I am speechless (even though I just wrote a whole paragraph)

$5

empiricist
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This is SCORCHING HOT!

kyleidoscope

hahahah so random but in a totally good way

mezo
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Nobody denies the Firestorm! If they do, they get wolfucked! 5FUCKIN$BROS

bennyd302
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unbelievable how much awesome you were able to cram together..... $5

Krakaboom
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This is actually waaaay more awesome than I thought 'Hot Asian Chicks On Wolfs' would be!

sweet n sour
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mezo on Feb 06 '09 Nobody denies the Firestorm! If they do, they get wolfucked! 5FUCKIN$BROS

hahahahahahahahahaha!

t-thyme

this is what it sounds like when doves cry. 5

[+duracell-]

pretty sweet, but asian chicks dont have boobs
so id slightly alter the leftmost chicks eyes and the title
nice Aled

Laser Bread
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I may just go ahead and have this tatooed on my torso.
$5$5$5

ben chen
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cool~~~~

dacat
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BAD TO THE WOLF BONE! $5

Braniel

So awesome, the minute i saw the title i thought to myself " this is going to good" It's the best design I've scored all day good luck man!

staffell
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5ved the the fucking tits.

Aled 4 All time most profficient designer Bestee 09!

almozline
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that's tha shit!

terry

awesome!

canadianbeaver

its purdy

my daughter will look good like pricilla

lunchboxbrain
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fuckin' epic BRO! 5

adam antium
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A-mazing!
great job, BROS!

tee_coupon

Would be wonderful on shirt!
5$

Daniel_Newman

Yes Yes YES!! You sir are a free king genius.

the110
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Them chicks are damn hot!!

fat pigeon
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hell yeah!

[+duracell-]

Dont accuse me of being racist squatter. Natural stacked boobs on an asian chick is rare, everyone knows that. Im just noting an easy fix.

Bride-of-Frankie

OH MAN BROS, ALED AND DF YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELVES!

briancook
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chicks, man.

FRICKINAWESOME
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

Well, I'll be honest, this concept really isn't as grand as I was hoping it to be. Hot chicks on wolves seems like a Quentin Tarantino movie scene alright which is always a plus, but after the brilliant concept of THE LAST F*CKIN UNICORN, this is a bit of a let down for me. I'm gonna have to 4 this alone on the simply insane amount of detail and incredible illo skills of Aled for this one, it's a beautiful piece of work and bravo to Dick Firestorm's idea of a hot chick killing doves with a flamethrower, but like i said, this doesn't top Unicorn for me.

Nice work guys regardless!

4.

Winter the artist
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HOT ASIAN CHICK WITH IMPLANTS ON WOLFS...happy now [+duracell-]?

oh and btw 5...I want this shirt in my life, makes me think of Queens of the Stoneagebold text

dannodepf

okay, i'm not usually one to go for designs with sex, guns or destruction. but this one is just fucking hilarious! 5

Edword
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KILLER BROS!!!

NomadSlim
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SCRATCH'D AND SCORTCH'D!

ferfo

HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
CHICKS ON WOLFS
WOLFS

wolfs.

walmazan
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TOO INSANE! 5

carvas
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awesome!

i need it!

5$$

B 7
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amazing this has to be a print

wotto
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HOT SHIT

Kookaberry
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This is probably the most dynamic and visually interesting works Aled has ever done. Way to bring out the best in each other, guys.

silverqe
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LOL

jaywalkergraphics
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This is actually quite amazing. Quite. 5.

erple

Kinda reminds me of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, except that they're chicks... on wolves... with guns.

The doves make it.

Vindemiatrix

Oh wow.
Fucking awesome.

I feel like I shouldn't enjoy something that objectifies women and glorifies violence... but damn, it's just so COOL. I guess if anyone asks I can say it's a depiction of the Maenads from a modern reinterpretation of the Bacchae, so it's okay because it's CLASSICAL and CULTURAL. (Which actually works really well - now I'm wondering if that's intentional...)

Also, that dead-eyed wolf in the background pic looks really familiar. Is that from the Neverending Story?

Krimson
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This delivers what it promises.

againstbound
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I LOVE HOT ASIAN HICKS AND WOFS AND THIS DESIGN!!

Raid71
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:)

mooseinmyshoe

BROS

WHEN I GO TO BED, I LEAVE THIS SHIT UP ON MY COMPUTER SO THAT WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE FUCKIN' MORNING, IT'S THE FIRST THING I SEE

AND THAT'S LOVE, BROS. WHAT I SEE IS FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL.

PeculiarTiffany
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So fucking sweet. $5 I need more tits on my shirts.

sonmi
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HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
CHICKS ON WOLFS
WOLFS
wolfs.

squintygirl

I think we've all been sufficiently SCORTCH'D by this wonder.

Also:

HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
CHICKS ON WOLFS
WOLFS
wolfs.

Outstanding.

joshamman

This is quite possibly the best shirt ever. Period.

Wa5hwa5h

GREAT WORK BROS!!!

Wiffler

MORE THAN A FUCKIN' SHIRT, THIS IS A WAY OF FUCKIN' LIFE, BROS! FUCKIN' $5!

Wiffler

mezo on Feb 06 '09

Nobody denies the Firestorm! If they do, they get wolfucked! 5FUCKIN$BROS


ALSO, THE WORD "WOLFUCKED" HAS NOW ENTERED THE THREADLESS VOCABULARY THANKS TO MEZO!

mlnewco

HOWLY SHIT BROS!

chickenundead

Radical!!! I want the wolfs!! oh no the asian hot chicks!! 5$

davidfromdallas
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HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS
CHICKS ON WOLFS
WOLFS
wolfs.

aled
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HAIKU ARE EASY
BUT SOMETIMES THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE
CHICKS ON WOLFS
WOLFS
wolfs.

eladear

It isn't something I'd wear. But this is so well drawn. Congratulations guys! Very Nice guys!

jimmytan
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Awesome!!!!

lordog

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN INSANE AS FUCK, AND I LOVE IT.

bsweber
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WHOAOAOAOAOAOH

alexmdc
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HELL YEAH! WILL THIS BE THE 4+ SUB?

notnorm

I'm disqusted how much i LOVE this shirt.

Lhiiiz

That forest is getting SCORCHED!!!!

AdderXYU

looks like a white trash poster. gross.

MORE LIKE LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF HOT ASIANS TRASHING A FOREST. WITH FUCKING FLAMETHROWERS. AND WOLFS. GROSSLY UNDERESTIMATED IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'S AWESOME

OneMe

OMFGMF THIS IS TO FREAKIN GOOD

Dick Firestorm
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ZookeepersBoy on Feb 10 '09

looks like a white trash poster. gross.


THEY'RE GONNA PAINT THIS DESIGN OVER THE CEILING IN THE SISTINE CHAPEL SOMEDAY, BRO. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

courtney pie

I CAME IN HERE JUST TO SEE WHAT HANK GOT SCORTCH'D

SuperRyan
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$5

I love me some Dick (Firestorm)!

Seabasss
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Amazing $5

olie!
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SCORTCH'D!

fouad

AMAZING
MUST BUY FOR ME

davidfromdallas
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olie! on Feb 11 '09
SCORTCH'D!

Daniel_Newman

I predict 5.0 out of 5.0
Anyone not loving this shirt to the fullest should hang there heads in shame.

Torakamikaze
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courtney pie

bro
BRO
BRO

that's epic ToraSteve

alexmdc
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not enough SCORTCH'Ded people around here.

aziritt
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Holy shit!!

alvarejo
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EPIC!!!! $5 Awesome skills Aled!

davidfromdallas
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I had a nightmare about this last night.

Leroy_Hornblower
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Congrats on the score. You almost cracked a 3.

olie!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS SURE THIS WAS GONNA FUCKIN' BREAK 3 BROS.

GREAT SCORE NONETHELESS, SOLID JOB BOTH OF YOU!

aled
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SOLID SCORE! Especially given the subject matter!

Thanks for the votes, bros!

alvarejo
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?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

briancook
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Wow! Solid score indeed.

OneMe

Underscored

jess4002
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PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT!!!!

alexmdc
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underscored

silverqe
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2.92 WTF!??!?! 3.92 is more like it

silverqe
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And I'm an asian chick....

SuperRyan
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58.4%

Not bad. I really want this to be printed.

The Paper Crane
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I thought this was going to break some records.
Still fantastic illustration!

badbasilisk
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1 design submitted - Score Now!

forget the score - this is a print ;-)!

kyleidoscope

its controversial and hence it seems underscored as it would have had a polarising effect on people (lots of 5s and 0s) but anyway i see this printing for sure as its too hectic not to print.

Dick Firestorm
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SOLID FINAL SCORE, BROS!

THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT PEOPLE ARE ITCHIN' TO WEAR SHIRTS WITH HOT ASIAN CHICKS RIDIN' ON WOLFS.

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTED THIS DESIGN.

-DICK FIRESTORM

TheZackAttack

THIS IS FUCKIN' SOLID, BRO
I JUST WISH THAT CHICK SCORTCHIN THOSE DICKWEED BIRDS WAS FACING THE OTHER WAY SO I COULD SEE HER RACK, BUT THEY'D HAVE TO CHARGE DOUBLE FOR SOMETHING THAT BADASS, SO IT'S COOL I GUESS.
ONCE I GET THIS SHIRT AND THE ONE OF THE UNICORN GETTIN WHAT HE'S ASKIN FOR, I'LL BE SCORTCHIN SUNDAY AND MONDAY.
FIRESTORM, BRO, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SO I CAN ROCK YOUR DESIGNS EACH DAY OF THE WEEK.

silverqe
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PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SuperRyan
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let's get a print up in hurr!

jaywalkergraphics
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This design is mind-blowing, Aled. It's really outside of your box.

jaywalkergraphics
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Or T'less box for you.
Or whatever.
wolfs.

jess4002
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congrats! :D

SuperRyan
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it has hot asian chicks in bikinis. who cares about spelling?!

Congrats, Dick and Aled! Finally this printed!

silverqe
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FUCK YEAH

Wonderlove

They corrected the spelling but left out 'Asian'!

heruwulfar

Im all about the wolves, the chicks and guns are just a huge plus! Definitely a 5 from me!

ibyes
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SICK AND SLICK!!!! 5$!

dlincoln83
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never stop sayin bro....bro

tmivy

I get so many compliments every time I wear this shirt!

aled
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This factoid make me happy

robbyiodized

yeahhhh! i love this one

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