aka: Fish bulb.
Sometimes the writers of The Simpsons throw in genius, sometimes surreal moments, like the tall guy on the small car or this, the time Homer found his face on a Japanese detergent box.
The title and shirt text come from the subtitles in the commercial.
Mr. Sparkle: I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?
Mr. Sparkle: Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers!
Join me or die! Can you do any less?
Women:What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle.
Woman #1: Awesome power!