Black Rectangle

Design by Joelnz

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Joelnz
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:D

hangthedj

Serious? Are you really???

mj00
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Thanks for wasting everyone's time, I guess...

sarahtomic

I agree with Bowtie--I'd really like to see this on a black tee. This is one of my favorite designs yet, but I'd like it maybe a little smaller and an off-to-the-side bottom placement. $5

renfrue
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i think ur design is sensored on my puter cuz it's not showing up

bsweber
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do you have a link to a larger view? i love what you've got going here, i'd just like to be able to see it a little clearer. $5

its.shan.shan

Oh GOSH! This just made me happy inside. Oh jeez. I would love to walk around the streets of town sporting this.

Joelnz
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Yea , click the detail button for a closer look

bsweber
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ah yes, but i'd like a detail of the upper left portion if possible

bsweber
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gracias

Joelnz
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deadly serious.

nes-k
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ahah !

kaloyster
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I hate to bust your ego but this has been done before and the former got all the attention he wants so this is unoriginal.

levemelone

edges are too pixilated...

but still...

0

FRICKINAWESOME
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The young lovers site had a similiar idea recently, but put a fancy frame around a black rectangle and in small type put "black cat eating licorice at midnight. That is funny and worth a 5$. your ultra-hip and modern "statement" gets a 1 because you are trying to pass this off as serious art instead of just a random pisser-offer.

FRICKINAWESOME
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Or is this shirt an homage to the final moments of The Sopranos? Bravo then!

BubuSam
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I see nothing

kaloyster
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Yeah young lovers just sent me a newsletter about that shirt, FRICKINAWESOME.

Bramish
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Again. I would wear it. But I wouldn't pay $15 for it.

Joelnz
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neither, i might just make my own. heh

tesco
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yes

wotto
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4 designs submitted - Score now!

I'm surprised threadless let this thru.

wempu

never seen anything like this...it's so horrible it makes it good :D hah.

ilovetomasb

u guys dont see the ducks having sex?

Tonteau
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I want to give it 0 and I want to give it 5.

I'll sleep on it and get back to you.

Washburngirl

Seriously I have submitted things that actually took time to make and they weren't let through so why is this okay?!?!?!

LulaBlue

humm....
interesting....

Ninjapanda

Whew - relief. If Threadless let this through, then they HAVE to post mine. YAY!

Oh, and uh.... This shirt sucks. hard. bad.

Larlar
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You got me, I laughed. But it's kind of unsettling to know that this got approved for voting.

Espoz

There's too much happening on the shirt. Make it a bit simpler and it gets a $5 from me.

artandstory

it's not really BLACK black, is it? Really, there's no such thing as a true black. It doesn't exist. Therefore, I'd like this one to be a true black and just not exist.

kingforaday

how did this get past the judges?

they must be playing a trick on us

kihou

People do this all the time. I have seen at least 4 subs like this in my time at threadless.

da Face

I'm trying to find the sailboat but I am afraid I fail..
But maybe try this on a different colour; Heather Grey perhaps.

Torakamikaze
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the detail is fantastic!

kaloyster
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The judges ain' playing tricks, kingforaday.

Remember they accepted a design like this before, so prolly they'll try to test if the market will love it, if it does they'll print it.

jrmasm
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I love Russian avant garde art.



Just not on a t-shirt.

dacat
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This has become a funny blog about a previous design

Quid Pro Quo

Color options? Also I'd prefer it off centered and lose the text.
$5

Joelnz
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the other one was a square, this is a rectangle!

FRICKINAWESOME
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hehehe....thanks jenny.

Espoz on Jul 06 '07
There's too much happening on the shirt. Make it a bit simpler and it gets a $5 from me.


Agreed!

And i think i preferred the other square sub more than this rectangle.

staffell
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threadless obviously put this through just for the comments

staffell
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0$!

Verdana

I dig it.

yoshi andrian
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

LOL! 100 comments in one day!! i give you 5 for that!!

Rathany

Too boxy. Could you do a less boxy rectangle?

mezo
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Get your eyes off of my big black box!

Seosaimhthin

What 'idea'? Am I missing something? Usually these kind of designs have some message on them in blacker text or something. I see nothing. Did I not get the joke?

Spam69

Mr Bacon, you are such an arse. I do so hope MooCowMoo was serious. That would make my evening........I think it's racist too but it's so obvious that it's a black supremist shirt with the strong black shape dominating the white fabric of society....................or maybe not.............. Kudos, but I'm giving you a big fat zero as i don't actually want to see it made.

sonmi
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well, i would wear this! i love that it made it through both the submission process and first day.

bsweber
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smoogle on Jul 07 '07
pieace of crap! PIEACE OF CRAP!!!!!!



lol

don't you mean pieaouce?

tracerbullet
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looks like shimala's asleep at the ol' computer

Ampsalot

yay....provoke more more

melanies felony

noobs? i think you mean newbs wild chook. get what? why should someone recieve 2000 dollars worth of prizes for a damn rectangle?

sonmi
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i love that people are getting so worked up over this.

Skipper6745
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I don't dig art school bullshit.

And I think it's funny this has so many comments, also.

Rachel Ray Gun
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It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

jpiatt
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I think I'd actually wear this. I wouldn't buy it. I'd have to get it as a gift. No way I'd pay for it. But if I got it for free, I'd wear this.

Trishk

Haha! I kind of like this.

It reminds me of a guy I knew who had a big black circle as a tattoo.


A few weeks ago I saw a guy who had an ALF tattoo. That's hardcore.

Spam69

perhaps it's like the black box on a plane. if you get hit by a bus while wearing this shirt it records the fact that you wern't looking where you were going because you were looking at the arse of some stranger walking down the street.

APcaitZ

this is really amazing compared to a lot of submissions I've seen !
I give it a seventeenfiftynine
keep up the good work

melanies felony

wow im the one billionth comment- just thought id comment again. reading this page is better than reading any blog. 20 bucks says he averages a 4.6

Joelnz
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i like it

kooky love
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

I suppose its average score is 3.54!

Joelnz
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i wish!

kooky love
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

the T-Rex's head looking good!

Joelnz
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which t-rex?!

kaloyster
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The commenting will be over if it's allowed to embed flash and images here.

I'd kill this sub page with the will power.

5700

Must have taken hours.

But I think you should get rid of the black border, I think it makes the design over cluttered

aniki21

Put it on black, and you've got at least one sale from me.

This is awesome.

Seosaimhthin

This has been done before anyway, so it's not like he gets originality points or anything.

Khaa

Hehehe... never seen such many comments...

Albertico

AHAHA, funny drjedipimp.

This shirt... is a great inspiration for wit.

madruga

After that, I'll rush to ms paint and create my first design...

catzy

why could this pass???

jean_warhol
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threadless staff probably thought it was funny

ashmith

Lol, this is sweet. I get the joke.

Nothing. Thats how I feel like right now. Blank.

I'd buy it.

sarahkatheryn

I wish it could be one big bar across the upper part for the girls t :)

ContinuityIssue

idea = $5

position = $0

so sorry its a zero

chippos
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well, it is good to talk about the subjectivity of the modern art, but wearing it the people will never now about what im talking about, or what i want to say, it works good here to make a "discussion", but it isnt good at all to be printed at threadless, i will not score this, the results will tell the truth, but nice idea and good luck!

davemcarlson

At first I was baffled (most of the commenters seem to be). However, it's a bold, modern design that I might consider wearing. 5$

jean_warhol
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200 comments plus.....

kaloyster
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Guinees record for most comment in a sub still goes to British T-Rex

Joelnz
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that would be sweet

miros

i'm sorry but it's just stupid..

miros

i'm sorry but it's just stupid

jimbitojr

I truly cannot think of anything witty to say that has not already been said, but since I am the only person on Threadless who has yet to comment on this one(and that includes people who just joined as I was typing this)......

at least it's not a pirate, ninja, cute monster, pun, buncha swirls, tatted lady with a shiny ass, alien, etc., etc., etc.

I'd have put it in Eagle vs. Shark

Robsoul
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and this has been done.


laughable how this has 211 comments and hasn't been dropped yet... ha- ha- ha .... I'm laughing, can't you tell?


dammit, but then I think of rothko and his genius, the "image" died with him. black canvases, the last true paintings of the last true art movement, everything else has been regergitated piss since then, very good piss though.

Vindemiatrix

The comments on the square one were funnier than the comments on this one. Sigh.

jpweeks

how is this still in the running

Andorra

well if you think about it... it's sort of creative a bit. I mean, people would definitely notice that you have a rectangle on your shirt...

sagral

still in the running... this is going to score 2.+

Joelnz
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ha, i doubt it

Okkin Blazamut

wtf? no way....

ill give it a 5 haha

splatkunst.dk
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Priceless. I will give this... 0

13strong

I haven't commented on this design...

...

Dammit.

Monkey III
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I love it, but it's been done many times.
Sorry man.

maddingo

this sub looks much better on this computer w/ out the flash plugin =p

it would be arguably clever the first time it was ever done..but at this point not so much

Omair

so original!

rhythmdev9

this would threadless a lot of ink to print they'll probably make it a select.... i'm sure people would still pay for it...

Joelnz
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well said

Joelnz
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yes

PacificLight

Ninjas.

THERE ARE 5 million on this shirt.

Joelnz
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yea i think that was its downfall

Joelnz
Joelnz profile pic Artist

haha yea

Joelnz
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so did i :(

Joelnz
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i think i would be very unpopular if it did

Joelnz
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hmm if only i had a garage :p

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