Ass Likes Paper

Design by bananaphone

Ass Likes Paper by bananaphone on Threadless
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bananaphone profile pic Artist

Don't be an asswipe, give it a 5!


lmao, whats funny is that i had a feeling it was yours because of the text, bananaphone. :P

it's... cute. :D

oh and i know this is not the place for this but, i am seriously in love with the Particle man shirt.. the colors are perfect!! matches the tee SO well! its one of my favorite shirts ever!! :) I would sooo buy other particle man-related shirts (yes! shirts! i like it that much!!).. it's a really great character!


no thanks


AHAHAHA! Love the rosy cheeks!


the rosey cheeks!



p.s. I may find you funny but I still hate your bad attitude :P

ir0cko profile pic Alumni



ahaha somebody's walking around with no butt cheeks :O


it's funny. i have the exact same markings on my ass.


hahaha, the tp's expression is priceless...

jpiatt profile pic Alumni

haha this is good


i don't like the pink spots on the butt...cheeks?

bananaphone profile pic Artist

you're lucky i gave him 2 legs not just one!


there may be 2 legs, but there's only one extra (albeit skinny and oddly malformed) appendage ....

aled profile pic Alumni

I'm loving the rosey cheeks. You might say he's also got a 'cheeky' smile. But that would be a poor pun, so its best left alone.


I like it but the visible vertebrae throws me off a bit.... although I'm sure it probably helps further distinguish this little guy as an "ass" instead of.... well, I don't know what else.

mezo profile pic Alumni

Is that 2-ply? So help you gawd if it isn't.

ryeofcali profile pic Alumni

its a ventriloquist ass! it talks without moving its "lips?"


I don't know about you, but my ass does not have vertebrae. Or nipples.


rudra! You're too funny !!! :D

bananaphone profile pic Artist

" BigODrummer on Feb 19 '07
really terrible."

You know, I don't give a rats ass whether you like it or not, and that's why I didnt say anything before. But what the hell is the point in bitching about the design twice?

bananaphone profile pic Artist

no shit sherlock, that's the entire point of the entire design, you know... incase you didn't get that in the first place. I'm sure glad braniacs like you are on the case.


what? dingleberry not included?

Matt, please don't grow up.

bananaphone profile pic Artist

"The point is to be weak, not funny and unoriginal??? Well, then I offer my deepest apologies...I didn't realize Threadless changed and started looking for crappy designs. You get a 5 on the shit scale. (just wondering...did me typing the word shit make me sound as tough as when you did it? Probably not.)

Grow up loser."

Let me spell it out for you asshat, since you haven't seemed to grasp the special school edition of explanation I laid out for you earlier.

This is called a PARODY. The recipe is, I take a design that threadless has already printed, apply the same concept to something else that is even more stupid, combine it with a cartoony representation of an ass.

It isn't trying to be anything more than what I just outlined, you on the other hand are a flaming tryhard.


Wow, what a rant.
Ok well I'll follow it up with some constructive criticism.

Good concept, but could have been executed better.
Personally I don't care for the bloody cut & spine.
I also think the drawings could do with some cleaning (smooth the lines to appear less 'hand-drawn').

I'm a big fan of fun 'cartoony' threadless T-s though. :-)


hey kids:
Remember, be nice!

bananaphone profile pic Artist

"This coming from the guy who gave us "Corn chips hurt coming out!" Listen Dick With Ears, you've submitted over 80 designs and how many have even come close to winning? ____ (for fill in the blankers playing at home, the answer is ZERO!) Yeah dude, you've got this Threadless thing down!"

Have you not checked the front page lately? I have around 10 prints at various places and have made about 5000 US without trying too much. But you do know everything right.

bananaphone profile pic Artist

btw, how much money has the whole douche act made you over the last year?


love that the spine nub is still on the ass


to: BigODrummer

you know, there are FAR worse submissions out there.

I have no idea why you insist on making a fight over this particular design. If you hate it so much, all you had to do was score it 0 and say you didn't like it. Once.

It's not fun reading these comments. They hurt my young eyes. :'(


i'm surprised bananaphone went on with this guy haha, unless he was going for a good laugh. in that case, good work matt because it sure made me laugh

and to bigodrummer, mission accomplished. you just wrote a fucking book on how much you dont like this design haha nice life

bananaphone profile pic Artist

its been a while since someone had a good whinge about one of my subs, I didn't submit this in seriousness, maybe I ought to sub more stupid stuff for a laugh more often.


matt. monday night i had a dream about you that every shirt printed was one of yours .

it was weird.

bananaphone profile pic Artist

was it sexy?


well, inevitably it was quite sexy. congrats by the way:D


Okay, so yeah. I laughed. I guess that means I'm going to hell on the bus with Leary and Scorsese, right? So be it.

bananaphone profile pic Artist

I am not defensive, I am just pointing out that you are a stupid wank. Though clearly I don't need to since you keep posting your long winded bullshit.


hey! I tried.

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